Love the GAT.
Essay 1:
An episode of 'Coxy's Big Break'. Alaskan host is Charlie Sheen with Russian wolf expert Igor (FPS Russia inspired btw, uses same quotes). They have an informative yet interesting discussion. A promo at the ned to win VIP tickets to a Rebecca Black concert. 4 pages.
Essay 2:
An article titled: 'To Wear or Not To Wear' (a big suck-up to examiners). I thought it was pretty scathing on fashion industries and their use of the media to influence Gen Y. Quoted from 'Beautiful' by christina aguilera (yes, that song), kinda fitted the essay. 2.5 pages.
MC:
Whatevs

Walked out with 45 mins to go