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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1365 on: November 26, 2019, 08:43:53 pm »
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Lights that only turn green when there's cars waiting and don't recognise bikes....and bike paths that cross those same lights.
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1366 on: November 26, 2019, 10:41:42 pm »
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By the time you get to get the 30th fire alarm in a year, surely you should have lost the right to call it an “emergency”

"We once again welcome you to your regularly scheduled emergency, at which we will read The Boy Who Cried Wolf to remind us that we can be better than those villagers and treat every claimed emergency as priority 1".
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1367 on: November 28, 2019, 08:41:09 pm »
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When you have to scan your opal card after arriving at a train station, and those “red stoppers”/gates open up and you have milliseconds to cross over that barrier. Didn’t bother me as much before, but after accidentally getting stabbed by both gates before not going instantly, they are now my biggest fears to get trapped in them before. Even when I scan my opal card, I can still feel the pain of being trapped by them again
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1368 on: November 28, 2019, 09:11:54 pm »
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When you have to scan your opal card after arriving at a train station, and those “red stoppers”/gates open up and you have milliseconds to cross over that barrier. Didn’t bother me as much before, but after accidentally getting stabbed by both gates before not going instantly, they are now my biggest fears to get trapped in them before. Even when I scan my opal card, I can still feel the pain of being trapped by them again
I've actually never been stabbed by it before but I always have this paranoia that I will and so I go through it so quickly lol.
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1369 on: December 04, 2019, 11:44:13 pm »
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Optus.

Words can not describe how much I hate this company. I'm the most calm person irl but Optus gives me the shits every time. Switching back to Telstra as soon as the contract is over..

I've been using my phone hotspot all day today for my desktop because of their dam internet problems every fortnight :\
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1370 on: December 09, 2019, 03:26:50 pm »
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Bugs.
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1371 on: December 09, 2019, 05:41:54 pm »
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Bugs.
Talking of bugs, I was on the train to work this morning and this lady stood next to me to hold the handrail. I saw something moving in her hair and it took me a solid 5 minutes to recognise that it was an earwig! Luckily for me, someone was handing out flyers before I got on the train about PTV works, so I asked the lady if I could just get rid of something in her hair and used the flyer to scoop the earwig out of there. Gave me such a fright though when I first noticed it! 
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1372 on: December 09, 2019, 11:20:14 pm »
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"We once again welcome you to your regularly scheduled emergency, at which we will read The Boy Who Cried Wolf to remind us that we can be better than those villagers and treat every claimed emergency as priority 1".
Lmao 😂
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1373 on: December 09, 2019, 11:24:46 pm »
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"We once again welcome you to your regularly scheduled emergency, at which we will read The Boy Who Cried Wolf to remind us that we can be better than those villagers and treat every claimed emergency as priority 1".
That reminded me instantly of a book which is my favorite book series of all time, just because the name of the book is so similar.
Series: Goosebumps
Book: "The girl who cried monster".
I've literally got all the limited editions and everything.

Has anyone else read goosebumps?
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1374 on: December 09, 2019, 11:52:06 pm »
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That reminded me instantly of a book which is my favorite book series of all time, just because the name of the book is so similar.
Series: Goosebumps
Book: "The girl who cried monster".
I've literally got all the limited editions and everything.

Has anyone else read goosebumps?
shit yeah, i read goosebumps a lot when i was in primary school and am pretty sure i had every single book from it. to this day, i can even still remember the plot of one goosebump book i read almost 9 years ago.
i remember very clearly that the dummy in a book cover scared the hell out of me where i always refused to get up out of bed at night without waking up my sisters to come with me.
i mean just look at this https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/goosebumps/images/b/b0/Night_of_the_Living_Dummy_%28Cover%29.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20190210180258
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1375 on: December 09, 2019, 11:58:19 pm »
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Has anyone else read goosebumps?

Yeah, I loved these books so much, I especially liked, "The Cuckoo Clock of Doom". :D
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1376 on: December 10, 2019, 09:23:10 am »
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Yeah, I loved these books so much, I especially liked, "The Cuckoo Clock of Doom". :D
Haha oh man that one was hilarious. He moves the hand on the clock and goes back in time. I reckon my favourite one is probably one of the limited editions.
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1377 on: December 11, 2019, 12:08:48 pm »
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I went to KFC yesterday and I ordered some wicked wings... instead I got some heavily salted chicken breast stuff :(
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1378 on: December 11, 2019, 12:29:16 pm »
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Re: Things that shit me
« Reply #1379 on: December 11, 2019, 12:47:26 pm »
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Talking of bugs, I was on the train to work this morning and this lady stood next to me to hold the handrail. I saw something moving in her hair and it took me a solid 5 minutes to recognise that it was an earwig! Luckily for me, someone was handing out flyers before I got on the train about PTV works, so I asked the lady if I could just get rid of something in her hair and used the flyer to scoop the earwig out of there. Gave me such a fright though when I first noticed it!
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