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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #645 on: July 07, 2019, 05:50:19 pm »
Your wish is granted, however, the blades in the sharpener are so sharp  that they accidentally  cut off your fingers and now you can't even pick up a pencil (rip)

I wish poverty would end
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #646 on: July 07, 2019, 07:40:52 pm »
Your wish is granted, however, the blades in the sharpener are so sharp  that they accidentally  cut off your fingers and now you can't even pick up a pencil (rip)

I wish poverty would end

Your wish is granted but now that there is no more poverty, people began to litter more and more, recycle less, until there was so much rubbish on the Earth that there was not enough room for people as oppossed to rubbish.

I wish the Earth was less polluted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #647 on: July 12, 2019, 12:17:43 am »
I wish the Earth was less polluted.

Your wish is granted! There is so little pollution on earth that the air becomes cleaner and is made up of pure oxygen, so we all die.

I wish I had a pet puppy!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #648 on: July 12, 2019, 01:18:50 pm »
I wish I had a pet puppy!

Your wish is granted but you are allergic to puppies and immediately have an anaphylactic reaction to the puppy, forcing you to give the puppy away and go to the hospital to be treated for your reaction.

I wish I had an endless supply of stationery.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #649 on: July 13, 2019, 03:40:58 pm »
Your wish is granted but you are allergic to puppies and immediately have an anaphylactic reaction to the puppy, forcing you to give the puppy away and go to the hospital to be treated for your reaction.

I wish I had an endless supply of stationery.
Granted. But thereís too much that you canít breathe.

I wish the weather would stay consistent in Melbourne for 24 hrs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #650 on: July 13, 2019, 05:21:47 pm »
I wish the weather would stay consistent in Melbourne for 24 hrs.

The weather will stay consistent all right. Not just for 24 hours, but forever. It is constantly drizzling and very windy. The top temperature each day is 9 degrees. Although it is always cold it never snows. No matter what you do you cannot get warm. Umbrellas and coats become a scarce and precious resource.

I wish that I had a Muji pen that never ran out.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #651 on: July 13, 2019, 10:11:02 pm »
I wish that I had a Muji pen that never ran out.

Your wish is granted, but everyone wanted to take your pen, so this resulted in a war where your arms were chopped off. Now you can't use your pen since you have no arms.

I wish that there was nice temperature (not too cold, not too warm) in Melbourne FOREVER.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #652 on: July 13, 2019, 10:44:08 pm »
I wish that there was nice temperature (not too cold, not too warm) in Melbourne FOREVER.

Your wish is granted, but the perfect temperature doesn't allow rain for crops. This destroys all the possible eucalyptus found in Melbourne, leading to a pack Koala's destroying all the generators powering trams. There is no more public transport and government are forced to let children obtain their licence. It's chaos, car pile ups on every street with citizens too scared to take their cars out of their driveway. Everyone evacuates Melbourne as a result and you're left stranded with the Koala's, at least with some nice temperature.
(I'm procrastinating I'm sorry)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #653 on: July 13, 2019, 11:17:11 pm »

I wish public transport was free from students in primary-tertiary education.

Your wish is granted but know that public transport is free for students for primary-tertiary education students start wagging class to go to the city for free and schools shut down as a result. This leads to no people attending primary school, secondary school, uni or tafe which results in more unemployment than ever, with everyone trying become a train driver, bus driver or tram driver as that's the only remianing job.

I wish I had neater hand-writing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #654 on: July 15, 2019, 06:39:18 pm »
Your wish is granted but know that public transport is free for students for primary-tertiary education students start wagging class to go to the city for free and schools shut down as a result. This leads to no people attending primary school, secondary school, uni or tafe which results in more unemployment than ever, with everyone trying become a train driver, bus driver or tram driver as that's the only remianing job.

I wish I had neater hand-writing.

Your writing is super neat, but so tiny that people can't read it without a microscope!

I wish grapes were as big as tennis balls!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #655 on: July 15, 2019, 09:27:45 pm »

I wish grapes were as big as tennis balls!
They are not only as big as tennis balls but as hard and enidible as tennis balls too.

I wish the day was longer than 24 hrs.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #656 on: 56 minutes ago »
They are not only as big as tennis balls but as hard and enidible as tennis balls too.

I wish the day was longer than 24 hrs.

The days are 24.0000000000001 hours  :P

I wish my room stayed tidy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #657 on: 50 minutes ago »
Your room

I wish my room stayed tidy.

Your room is very tidy, however your entire house is now filthy, teeming with rats, mould, and rubbish.

I wish I could play any instrument I wanted..

(also you guys have no idea how much these make me laugh )
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #658 on: 22 seconds ago »
I wish I could play any instrument I wanted..

Your wish is granted, but the only thing you are physically able to play is the melody to all-star by smash mouth, on repeat.

I wish I could not procrastinate.
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