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Jimmmy

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #630 on: January 22, 2019, 06:19:11 pm »
You always feel burnt out  :'(

I wish I could put spreads on bread evenly without toasting it first
Wish Granted, but you can never toast bread again  :'(

I wish I was a professional tennis player.  :o
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #631 on: January 22, 2019, 06:47:08 pm »
You get there, get to feel it for a day, but before winning any fancy tournament your bones are suddenly broken.

I wish I would stop wanting to sleep

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #632 on: January 29, 2019, 08:25:27 pm »

I wish I would stop wanting to sleep

You are cursed with uncurable insomnia.

I wish Uni was fun
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #633 on: January 29, 2019, 08:52:22 pm »
You are cursed with uncurable insomnia.

I wish Uni was fun
Done. But you discover real life isn't.

I wish uni would give me a decent timetable

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #634 on: February 01, 2019, 05:58:27 am »
Done. But you discover real life isn't.

I wish uni would give me a decent timetable

Done, but you discover real life won't  :P

I wish I actually got work shifts without it affecting study or personal matters
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #635 on: May 26, 2019, 06:26:16 pm »
Done, but you discover real life won't  :P

I wish I actually got work shifts without it affecting study or personal matters

done,
you only get graveyard shifts /:


I wish I could have a bigger house
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #636 on: May 26, 2019, 06:33:13 pm »
done,
you only get graveyard shifts /:


I wish I could have a bigger house

It's so big, but like a maze and you instantly get lost and can't find your way out for ages. It has a labyrinth of dark, lifeless corridors filled with emptiness and terrifying noises.

I wish I could write an essay in an hour  ;)
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #637 on: May 28, 2019, 08:18:30 am »
It's so big, but like a maze and you instantly get lost and can't find your way out for ages. It has a labyrinth of dark, lifeless corridors filled with emptiness and terrifying noises.

I wish I could write an essay in an hour  ;)
You can, but you wrote it in Latin, so it's completely useless.

I wish all milk was chocolate milk
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #638 on: May 29, 2019, 06:33:17 am »
You can, but you wrote it in Latin, so it's completely useless.

I wish all milk was chocolate milk

In order for that to happen, all milk producing cows in the world are instantly transported onto every single cocoa plantation in the world. The cows eat all the cocoa beans, then the whole plants too. Consequently, there is now no chocolate able to be made as all the cocoa plants have been ingested.

I wish I was always warm throughout winter.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #639 on: May 29, 2019, 04:42:03 pm »
the only way to make this happen is to make your body temp higher so that you are always warmer than everyone else and when the weather is warm you can't cope 
I wish it would snow pure snow without rain

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #640 on: June 09, 2019, 07:55:23 pm »
the only way to make this happen is to make your body temp higher so that you are always warmer than everyone else and when the weather is warm you can't cope 
I wish it would snow pure snow without rain

Congratulations! You're snowed in. Forever. You can't leave.

I wish I could pass school without having to do exams  :P
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #641 on: June 14, 2019, 10:43:44 pm »
Congratulations! You're snowed in. Forever. You can't leave.

I wish I could pass school without having to do exams  :P
You have automatically failed all your exams and will not receive an ATAR. You can still pass school by car, bus, bike or another convenient form of transport.

I wish people speaking other languages would have live English subtitles in front of them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #642 on: June 15, 2019, 06:43:16 pm »
You have automatically failed all your exams and will not receive an ATAR. You can still pass school by car, bus, bike or another convenient form of transport.

I wish people speaking other languages would have live English subtitles in front of them.

They do! But you are blind and can't see them. :'(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #643 on: June 15, 2019, 08:29:00 pm »
I wish I had free unlimited supply of Muji pens (the best pens)!
Your wish is granted... but all the pens have run out of ink and are broken in one way or another.

I wish I was talented in everything I attempted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #644 on: July 07, 2019, 05:28:44 pm »

I wish I was talented in everything I attempted.

Your wish is granted, but since you are good at everything that you do, everyone despises you, including your own family.

I wish for a good sharpener.