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December 11, 2018, 08:58:02 pm

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2016, 09:29:19 pm »
You are more fit and healthy, but leg day takes over your life and one day you squat too hard and snap your knee cap.

I wish I had more ice magic for my ice cream :(
But the only ice cream flavour you could eat was the strawberry from the 3 pack neapolitan vanilla/chocolate/strawberry.

I wish I could drink soft drinks without doing irreversible damage to my teeth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2016, 09:40:25 pm »
But the only ice cream flavour you could eat was the strawberry from the 3 pack neapolitan vanilla/chocolate/strawberry.

I wish I could drink soft drinks without doing irreversible damage to my teeth.

This is only possible because you have no teeth

I wish I coud play guitar perfectly
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2016, 09:53:05 pm »
This is only possible because you have no teeth

I wish I coud play guitar perfectly

You can, but it spirals you into a world of misunderstood musos and you never return to appreciate simplicity because you are so in touch with sound.

I wish I was funny
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2016, 11:28:35 pm »
You can, but it spirals you into a world of misunderstood musos and you never return to appreciate simplicity because you are so in touch with sound.

I wish I was funny

You are funny, but the catch is that you crack a joke every time a serious situation arises, making you out to be inconsiderate.

I wish I had a great memory.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2016, 08:33:46 am »
You are funny, but the catch is that you crack a joke every time a serious situation arises, making you out to be inconsiderate.

I wish I had a great memory.

You have a great memory - of the most traumatic, sad and unpleasant events of your life. You are deprived of happy memories.

I wish I was smart enough to get a decent ATAR without studying.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2016, 12:48:30 pm »
You have a great memory - of the most traumatic, sad and unpleasant events of your life. You are deprived of happy memories.

I wish I was smart enough to get a decent ATAR without studying.

You are that smart, but it alienates you from your peers and you become incredibly lonely.

I wish that I had a HSP in front of me :(
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2016, 04:52:12 pm »
You are that smart, but it alienates you from your peers and you become incredibly lonely.

I wish that I had a HSP in front of me :(
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal

I wish my bookcase had more books.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2016, 08:15:01 am »
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal

I wish my bookcase had more books.

You bookcase has way more books that you wanted, except that it is now in a public library.

I wish that we, students be judged upon merit rather than exam scores.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2016, 04:35:08 pm »
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal

I wish my bookcase had more books.
OMG this made me lol so hard (out loud!)

You bookcase has way more books that you wanted, except that it is now in a public library.

I wish that we, students be judged upon merit rather than exam scores.

Students are now judged on merit not scores, but you have no merit and thus are worse off than if you had exam scores still.

I wish that Donald Trump got voted in (try and corrupt this wish, its already corrupt! ;D)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2016, 05:16:12 pm »
OMG this made me lol so hard (out loud!)

Students are now judged on merit not scores, but you have no merit and thus are worse off than if you had exam scores still.

I wish that Donald Trump got voted in (try and corrupt this wish, its already corrupt! ;D)

Donald Trump gets voted in, but not only does he build a bridge between Mexico and America, he also builds walls around all countries so that no one can travel from one country to another. Also if you are Mexican or Muslim (not being racist or religionist, just stating the people Donald hates most), then you get more attention from Donald and are sent to a remote island where it's like the Hunger Games in order to survive. Happy life!

I wish that Australia won the Olympics.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2016, 08:29:40 pm »
Donald Trump gets voted in, but not only does he build a bridge between Mexico and America, he also builds walls around all countries so that no one can travel from one country to another. Also if you are Mexican or Muslim (not being racist or religionist, just stating the people Donald hates most), then you get more attention from Donald and are sent to a remote island where it's like the Hunger Games in order to survive. Happy life!

I wish that Australia won the Olympics.

Australia wins the olympics, but then all of our olympic players get sold to america to grow our economy. Then our economy crashes, and the illegal immigrants all pile in and take over Australian ways and orders and Australia turns into a communist country ruled by the North Koreans
(Lol excuse the digression)

I wish for all religions to unite under one religion (BOOM!!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2016, 08:46:28 pm »
Australia wins the olympics, but then all of our olympic players get sold to america to grow our economy. Then our economy crashes, and the illegal immigrants all pile in and take over Australian ways and orders and Australia turns into a communist country ruled by the North Koreans
(Lol excuse the digression)

I wish for all religions to unite under one religion (BOOM!!)

All the religions merge into one so we lose all of our spiritual diversity which means that people become disillusioned with religion because it can't fulfil people's specific needs and therefore everyone eventually becomes atheist/agnostic and defeats the whole purpose of the unification in the first place.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2016, 08:49:09 pm »
Easy one lol. This could go several ways.
1. The Bachelor is on every night but you lose interest
2. The bachelor is on every night but you cannot watch it (on a channel you dont have?)
3. The bachelor is on every night but your fave bachelor dies midshow so they have to cancel it (dark i know :P)

Wish that there was some good shows on netflix.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2016, 08:50:02 pm »
But then one TV show you can watch is on it!

I wish I had a burrito right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2016, 08:51:08 pm »
But then it becomes the only TV show that you can watch.

I wish I had a burrito right now.
But you are allergic to everything in the burrito, so cannot eat it.

Wish that I had a life outside of atarnotes ;D