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Here's a Silly Math Joke
« on: August 10, 2016, 01:55:53 pm »
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There's a long line of mathematicians at the bakery.

The 1st mathematician ordered a whole pie.
The 2nd mathematician ordered a quarter (1/4) of a pie.
The 3rd mathematician ordered a ninth (1/9) of a pie.
The 4th mathematician ordered a sixteenth (1/16) of a pie.
The 5th mathematician ordered a twenty-fifth (1/25) of a pie.

The baker got frustrated, handed out a square pie cut into six and said "Seriously dude, know your limits!" :P

P.S. This special infinite series might help you understand the joke:
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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2016, 12:12:43 am »
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Ohhhh I have one! 

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Answer: Quadratic Formula


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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2016, 07:11:23 am »
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Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?

A: They had nothing in common.

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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2016, 09:01:14 am »
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Then there's the classic:


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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2016, 09:40:36 am »
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Then there's the classic:

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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2016, 11:21:31 am »
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What did the maths professor say when he finished his Christmas dinner?

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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 04:14:15 pm »
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all these jokes are a sine of things to come!
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if you set your calculator to degrees youll have a rad time!

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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2016, 10:57:30 pm »
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Ohhhh I have one! 

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Re: Here's a Silly Math Joke
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2017, 11:28:05 pm »
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Which one of these are you?