Corrupt a wish

[RuiAce]

You do, but you do it with too many dust mites

I wish technology was my slave

[sweetiepi]

You do, but you do it with too many dust mites

I wish technology was my slave

Technology is your slave, but your computer still says no

I wish I didn't need glasses

[MisterNeo]

Technology is your slave, but your computer still says no

I wish I didn't need glasses

You don't need glasses because you have no eyes.

I wish I had better memory.

[sweetiepi]

You don't need glasses because you have no eyes.

I wish I had better memory.

You have a better memory, but you don't remember your name

I wish I could dance

[Yertle the Turtle]

You have a better memory, but you don't remember your name

I wish I could dance

You can dance. In fact, you cannot stop dancing. You are fated to dance yourself into a terrible suicide.

I wish I could get an engineering scholarship to Monash that covers all costs

[djpetrin15]

You can dance. In fact, you cannot stop dancing. You are fated to dance yourself into a terrible suicide.

I wish I could get an engineering scholarship to Monash that covers all costs

You can get an engineering scholarship to Monash that covers all costs, but you'll never get a job in engineering. Your one life interest becomes useless.

I wish I could generate money from thin air.

[lm21074]

You can, but all the Earth's air is thin!

I wish I could get 100% on all of my exams.

[RuiAce]

You can, but all the Earth's air is thin!

I wish I could get 100% on all of my exams.

Turns out you sat all the wrong exams

I wish my car could refuel itself

[sweetiepi]

Turns out you sat all the wrong exams

I wish my car could refuel itself

Your car refuels and you're on your merry way, but you end up having a flat tyre

I wish I didn't have a massive todo list

[prickles]

You don't have a todo list at all; therefore you're life is incredibly unorganised, and you can't function

I wish I didn't spend so much time on ATARNotes...not really

[GalacticProcess]

You don't have a todo list at all; therefore you're life is incredibly unorganised, and you can't function

I wish I didn't spend so much time on ATARNotes...not really

You don't spend so much time on ATARNotes, because you have no internet.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

[djpetrin15]

You're healed, but now you can never chuck a sickie again!
I wish I could alter the decisions I made

[RuiAce]

You get stuck in an infinite loop of decisions because you can't isolate the most optimal.

I wish weather in Australia would stabilise

[lm21074]

It stabilizes, but you will dislike the temperatures 

I wish I had the power to do well academically.

[Potatohater]

You do well acedemically but everyone else does better, so you get a low ATAR anyway

I wish I knew which uni to pick