I was on a study tour in Japan a few years ago with a whole bunch of schoolmates, including a few of my friends. We had some time to wander around Miyajima Island. Being about lunch time, my friends and I decided to go to a quiet restaurant. We ate and chatted about where to go next. Everything was fine.
Then we reached the bill. Note here that none of us had phones with working Wifi/ Internet, any form of dictionary or guide and
no knowledge between us of how to ask for the bill in Japanese. We only knew basic Japanese and even
that was pretty bad. So we were stuck in this awkward situation with our poor Japanese skills between the three of us and an unpaid bill.
If you know a little about the Japanese language, there's
3 types of major 'alphabets'/ writing (and speaking) systems:
hiragana - Japanese-origin words,
kanji - Chinese-originating characters and
katakana - typically foreign words directly translated into Japanese.
Going back to our scene in a Japanese restaurant and us Australian students trying to ask for the bill, you can kind of guess which one we started using:
katakana.
In
katakana, if you try to directly translate the English word "bill", you get
biru (which actually means "building") and
bi-ru (long sound, which actually means "beer"). We remembered the first and forgot the second of those, so we said the latter.
The waitress disappeared and came back with something. Guess what the confused non-English-speaking waitress got for us?
A giant bottle of beer.
To make this worse, we knew that the drinking age in Japan is 20 and let's just say that the closest wasn't quite legal in Australia yet. So we were shaking our heads furiously and doing all sorts of things to signal for the bill instead (and for her to put away the beer). We eventually landed on something that translates to roughly "Can pay for meal?".
Making this much commotion (and since I easily turn red-faced), with my face turning absolutely tomato red, got us a lot of weird looks from the other people in the restaurant.
Ever since, I have never forgotten those words ever again and found this story very hilarious.