Corrupt a wish

[FallingStar]

Someone brings you food but you choke on it.

I wish I had a pet snake.

You have a pet snake that is poisonous and it bites you. (you end up in hospital)

I wish I knew what I want to do in uni.

[sweetiepi]

But then you find a course and you're stuck in it forever

I wish I did psych this year.


Edit: Excuse my inept ability for not being able to use the English language correctly.

[studybuddy7777]

You did, but you are the worst in the class and never get above 20%

I wish there was more unis around where I live.

[ayesha2011t]

You did, but you are the worst in the class and never get above 20%

I wish there was more unis around where I live.

There are...but waaaay too many. Your suburb is always super busy now and you can never sleep at night bc you hear the noises of numerous parties simultaneously going on.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes

[FallingStar]

There are...but waaaay too many. Your suburb is always super busy now and you can never sleep at night bc you hear the noises of numerous parties simultaneously going on.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes

The device that grants you wishes will only take countable numbers. So you just keep on wishing for a bigger and bigger and bigger numbers in terms of wishes. So in the end, you never get to infinity itself but you just get a very big number, where you will never run out in your lifetime.

I wish that I can start my life with all the memories I have of my current life.

[sweetiepi]

 But you only remember embarrassing events.

I wish my CAS calculator would charge properly.

[lzxnl]

But you only remember embarrassing events.

I wish my CAS calculator would charge properly.

Your CAS calculator finally operates at the voltage it was designed to, but a short circuit melts all fuses and lights your house on fire. Instantly.

I wish my sleep every night was adequate enough to keep me energetic the next day, but not in excess.

[geminii]

Your CAS calculator finally operates at the voltage it was designed to, but a short circuit melts all fuses and lights your house on fire. Instantly.

I wish my sleep every night was adequate enough to keep me energetic the next day, but not in excess.

You find out that the 'adequate amount of sleep' for you personally is well above 18 hours, meaning you barely have any time to do anything, let alone go to school, do homework, eat, etc.

I wish that I could instantly remember anything, even if that comes with a cost like remembering embarrassing moments as well - I don't mind!

[FallingStar]

You find out that the 'adequate amount of sleep' for you personally is well above 18 hours, meaning you barely have any time to do anything, let alone go to school, do homework, eat, etc.

I wish that I could instantly remember anything, even if that comes with a cost like remembering embarrassing moments as well - I don't mind!

You can instantly remember anything, with the embarrassing events. Yet the only way you are able to do that is to put your memoires into a portable hard drive as your brain has limited memory capacity. So you have to carry this portable hard drive everywhere to retain all of your memories.

I wish I have magic powers.

[sudodds]

You can instantly remember anything, with the embarrassing events. Yet the only way you are able to do that is to put your memoires into a portable hard drive as your brain has limited memory capacity. So you have to carry this portable hard drive everywhere to retain all of your memories.

I wish I have magic powers.

You have magic powers, but are only able to use them exclusively between 3:45 and 4:00 am.

I wish my motivation didn't disappear after trials

[sweetiepi]

You have magic powers, but are only able to use them exclusively between 3:45 and 4:00 am.

I wish my motivation didn't disappear after trials

You have motivation, but you only continue to have motivation after trials, by reading the tips in my sig.

I wish I didn't have a spesh sac tomorrow.

[FallingStar]

You have motivation, but you only continue to have motivation after trials, by reading the tips in my sig.

I wish I didn't have a spesh sac tomorrow.

You don't have the speech SAC tomorrow... You have it the day before the VCAA exam.

I wish we have the Finnish education system (a world class education system)

[Fifth]

Economics now makes so much sense to everybody in the world that the greedy and creative take advantage of the system to overcomplicate it and split the world into several different kinds of their own currency so as to avoid anybody else rising to the top as they have.

I wish I owned a penguin that spoke broken English in a Russian accent.

[sweetiepi]

I wish I owned a penguin that spoke broken English in a Russian accent.

But the English is so broken that you don't understand it, nor do you understand Russian.

I wish I could produce this practice essay my teacher wants, with putting any effort into it. (It's really an ironic piece- an LA article on handwriting- which is obviously typed up).

[melprocrastinator]

You live in France, but you are only able to eat Tête de Veau (Beef brains) for the rest of your life 

I wish economics made sense

you end up understanding economics way too much, and suddenly go crazy when you realise  how bad the econmy really is.

i wish i could eat whatever i want, without gaining weight. lol