Corrupt a wish

[Owlbird83]

But only if you watch Dora the Explorer.


I wish that I could memorise things really fast.

You can but you also forget them really fast.

I wish I could become a master of reading body language to tell what people are thinking.

[AngelWings]

You can but you also forget them really fast.

I wish I could become a master of reading body language to tell what people are thinking.

Your wish is granted... but you’ve now forgotten how to understand English and any other languages you speak.

I wish I would be able to understand a book inside and out at will, with a quick flick through all of its pages.

[Owlbird83]

Your wish is granted... but you’ve now forgotten how to understand English and any other languages you speak.

I wish I would be able to understand a book inside and out at will, with a quick flick through all of its pages.

You can, but the book is instantly shredded into tiny flakes of paper.

I wish I could store things like food and clothes in a pocket in space time, and access them at will.

[blueycan]

You can, but the book is instantly shredded into tiny flakes of paper.

I wish I could store things like food and clothes in a pocket in space time, and access them at will.

You can store them in your space-pocket and access them at will however they will all be things you despise.

I wish hayfever wasnt a thing

[caffinatedloz]

You can store them in your space-pocket and access them at will however they will all be things you despise.

I wish hayfever wasnt a thing

hayfever isn't a thing. spring is cancelled. that means no pollen or other allergens. it also means no new plants and animals. ever. you cause the end of the world and rapidly accelerate the climate crisis.

i wish that our government did more about climate change.

[KatherineGale]

i wish that our government did more about climate change.

Our government does more about climate change, but it's still too late and the wild weather destroys all infrastructure and we are unable to grow any more food and we can't get any power and everything's on fire, frozen or in the midst of a hurricane and everyone dies because they didn't act earlier.

I wish that spiders and their sideways walking equivalent crabs, didn't exist.

[lm21074]

Woosh, they have disappeared off Earth. Now the most beautiful animal you can think of is taking its place.

I wish time could just stand still and I could get all my work done before school starts.

[J_Rho]

I wish time could just stand still and I could get all my work done before school starts.

You get your work done and you get to school and its been cancelled, no exams, no tests, it was all for nothing.

I wish I was a good dancer

[lm21074]

Good one haha.

You do become a good dancer. However, you start to involuntarily dance 24/7.


I wish I could climb a mountain without getting altitude sickness.

[whys]

You do climb a mountain without altitude sickness. However, every time you climb a mountain, you must do so in stilts.

I wish I could become invisible

[J_Rho]

Everyone thinks you're dead, you can't get a job, you can't get a house, and you're all alone RIP whys

I wish I could eat without gaining weight

[Owlbird83]

You can, but all food is tasteless.

I wish I could wear summer clothes throughout the entire year without being cold

[J_Rho]

I wish I could wear summer clothes throughout the entire year without being cold

Winter is cancelled, the ecosystem is out of wack, everything on the planet dies out and its all your fault

[Owlbird83]

psst you didn't do a wish

I wish I could control my dreams

[whys]

you can, but it makes you fatigued and you wake up in the morning with a bad headache