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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2265 on: May 06, 2018, 04:45:48 pm »
Schrodinger walks into a bar and doesn't. :D
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« Reply #2266 on: May 06, 2018, 05:18:02 pm »
Insanipi is my favourite mod and isn't :P

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« Reply #2267 on: May 06, 2018, 05:38:31 pm »
This one's dedicated to the mod who looks at our board for 20 minutes and does nothing:

What do you call a tortoise with flippers?
A turtle, dumbass.


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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2268 on: May 06, 2018, 05:41:55 pm »
Schrodinger walks into a bar and doesn't. :D
Wonder where you got that one from

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« Reply #2269 on: May 06, 2018, 10:12:58 pm »
Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won a no-bell prize

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« Reply #2270 on: May 07, 2018, 06:18:15 am »
Wonder where you got that one from
My own stockpile of jokes :D
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« Reply #2271 on: May 07, 2018, 07:53:52 am »
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
You think it's R but it be the C

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« Reply #2272 on: May 07, 2018, 09:14:41 am »
I'm loving this thread rn

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« Reply #2273 on: May 07, 2018, 09:24:06 am »
What do you call a group of unorganised cats?
A Cat-astrophe

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« Reply #2274 on: May 07, 2018, 09:26:51 am »
I was reading a book about adhesive the other day.
I just couldn't put it down.


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« Reply #2275 on: May 07, 2018, 09:37:45 am »
I actually sighed at that one

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« Reply #2276 on: May 07, 2018, 09:39:45 am »
Hehe, Groucho Marx reference if I ever heard one.

Schrodinger's cat crosses the road.
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« Reply #2277 on: May 07, 2018, 09:46:50 am »
What dinosaur can't be out in the rain?
A stegosaurust

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« Reply #2278 on: May 07, 2018, 09:50:51 am »
Why was the broom late?
Because he overswept.


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« Reply #2279 on: May 07, 2018, 10:29:58 am »
What kind of dinosaur loves pancakes?
Tri-syrup-tops

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