Corrupt a wish

[LegalEagle24/7]

That's actually dealable tbh, because if I knew every programming language that well I wouldn't need a compiler to catch all the bugs for me
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You won't sleep well this night to make up for the temporary luck in sleeping.

I wish a certain bunch of my friends would stop getting lost.

The did stop getting lost but they never *discovered* anything new.

I wish I could have the motivation to return to studying again.

[strawberries]

The did stop getting lost but they never *discovered* anything new.

I wish I could have the motivation to return to studying again.

You have the motivation to return to studying, but only studying, as you lose motivation for hobbies you previously enjoyed.

I wish I could finish my take-home exam right now.

[kauac]

You have the motivation to return to studying, but only studying, as you lose motivation for hobbies you previously enjoyed.

I wish I could finish my take-home exam right now.

Well you got to finish it for now! Someone spilled coffee all over it, and you have to wait until you print it out to start again! 

I wish I had a nice DSLR to take photos with...

[sweetiepi]

Well you got to finish it for now! Someone spilled coffee all over it, and you have to wait until you print it out to start again! 

I wish I had a nice DSLR to take photos with...

Done. But you had to take a loan out to pay for it.

I wish that my room was tidy

[strawberries]

Done. But you had to take a loan out to pay for it.

I wish that my room was tidy

your room is tidy, but your bathroom is another story :p

I wish I could eat some strawberries right now.

[RuiAce]

They're poisoned and become bitter.

I wish temperature would be more stable

[Potatohater]

The temprature is now a stable -10 degrees

I wish i got to finish the conversation I was having with my friend before she got off the bus

[RuiAce]

The conversation finishes only because you can never get out of the bus

I wish my typing speed could be faster

[sweetiepi]

The conversation finishes only because you can never get out of the bus

I wish my typing speed could be faster

Mate... you're typing speed is fast enough
Your typing speed is fast enough that your keyboard catches on fire.

I wish I was taller

[RuiAce]

To the point you're 3m tall and end up having back problems whenever you walk through doors

I wish I knew all computing commands without Google helping me

[Bri MT]

To the point you're 3m tall and end up having back problems whenever you walk through doors

I wish I knew all computing commands without Google helping me

They are the only things you know.

I wish I had more emotional intelligence

[Potatohater]

They are the only things you know.

I wish I had more emotional intelligence

Granted, but you are now acedemically dumb

I wish I had my P's

[grestal]

i love this game! i just read some of the entries and they're hilarious !
you do have your P's, but your on your red P's and you speed on the highway so high that the police catch you and you lose your licence.

i wish i could meet Tom Hiddleston right now! (loki from Thor; THOR fans in the house, SHOUT out) :p

[Poet]

BUT WAIT! You see him, go to say hello, and... It's not Hiddles, it's your dad dressed in Cosplay.

I wish I could play guitar.

[Mada438]

BUT WAIT! You see him, go to say hello, and... It's not Hiddles, it's your dad dressed in Cosplay.

I wish I could play guitar.

You are very skilled, and to you it sounds awesome, but to anyone else, it sounds horribly out of tune

I wish I didn't have so much damn homework to do