What is Your Favourite Kitchen Utensil and Why?

[jamonwindeyer]

The NSW Lecturing Crew did this as a way to introduce ourselves last month, and holy crap, it was surprisingly hilarious  So feel free to join the stupidity with me 

My favourite kitchen utensil is a whisk. I get satisfaction from mechanical whisking 

PS - Credit to Jake for this game. Hopefully people don't view him (and me) as too strange for loving this.

[jakesilove]

The NSW Lecturing Crew did this as a way to introduce ourselves last month, and holy crap, it was surprisingly hilarious  So feel free to join the stupidity with me 

My favourite kitchen utensil is a whisk. I get satisfaction from mechanical whisking 

PS - Credit to Jake for this game. Hopefully people don't view him (and me) as too strange for loving this.

What can I say, it was a stroke of genius. I'm a big fan of a certain utensil type thing but I literally can't figure out what it's really called, or how to type out the sound I make to describe it. I call it a... joocha? djuscha? It goes dgooj. And it can make smoothies, and pesto, and dice onion, and pretty much to anything. An electric... blender of sorts? Its a JOO-DJA... whatever this clearly isn't working maybe you know what I mean.

Jake

[jamonwindeyer]

What can I say, it was a stroke of genius. I'm a big fan of a certain utensil type thing but I literally can't figure out what it's really called, or how to type out the sound I make to describe it. I call it a... joocha? djuscha? It goes dgooj. And it can make smoothies, and pesto, and dice onion, and pretty much to anything. An electric... blender of sorts? Its a JOO-DJA... whatever this clearly isn't working maybe you know what I mean.

Jake

I can honestly say that I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about 

[heids]

Firstly, I won't give the real answer/reason because it'd freak the crap out y'all.

Secondly, is it cheating to say, the Thermomix?   (By the way, on second thoughts, is that what you meant, Jake?)

Thirdly, if it is, I have to say the potato masher.  Doesn't everyone else like crushing up arrowroot biscuits with a potato masher?  Or watching all those little squidgy worms of potato wriggling out between the holes?

Hopefully people don't view him (and me) as too strange for loving this.

Lol.  I think I... well... I think this kind of couldn't make much difference to how strange I already thought you.

[jakesilove]

Firstly, I won't give the real answer/reason because it'd freak the crap out y'all.

Secondly, is it cheating to say, the Thermomix?   (By the way, on second thoughts, is that what you meant, Jake?)

Thirdly, if it is, I have to say the potato masher.  Doesn't everyone else like crushing up arrowroot biscuits with a potato masher?  Or watching all those little squidgy worms of potato wriggling out between the holes?

Lol.  I think I... well... I think this kind of couldn't make much difference to how strange I already thought you.

Hmm okay a quick google search and the Thermomix isn't quite what I meant.



It sort of kind of looks like that. I swear I'm not crazy.

[jamonwindeyer]

Hmm okay a quick google search and the Thermomix isn't quite what I meant.

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It sort of kind of looks like that. I swear I'm not crazy.

WTF is that thing? You are a wizard.

[jakesilove]

WTF is that thing? You are a wizard.

Okay I've decided that it is kinda of pronounced Shusha (Shu and in Shoe, Sha as in shut up).

It looks a lot like this

[Swagadaktal]

Lmao I've seen a lot of weird shit on this forum (Favourite notebook thread I'm talking bout you) but this by far has to take the prize.

My favourite kitchen appliance would probably be the sandwich press because it can transform somewhat old and unwanted pieces of bread into a delicious and enjoyable piece of bread

[Jakeybaby]

It has to be a mortar and pestle, my built up anger over school can be released through the smashing of peppercorns.

I would suggest this for any year 12 student!

[Maz]

oh you guys are amazing and very weird (all of you) haha...from favourite notebooks to pens to only question replies and now we arrive at utensils haha
i love you humans 

Though i don't have a favourite utensil thought of, i'm probably gonna have to go with  Swagadaktal and say the sandwich press...i love sandwiches 

[jamonwindeyer]

oh you guys are amazing and very weird (all of you) haha...from favourite notebooks to pens to only question replies and now we arrive at utensils haha
i love you humans 

Though i don't have a favourite utensil thought of, i'm probably gonna have to go with  Swagadaktal and say the sandwich press...i love sandwiches 

The sandwich press is DEFINITELY up there for me  however, I can vouch for pan-frying my ham and cheese toasties and being very happy with the results 

Holy crap we need an ATAR Notes Recipe thread or something

[MightyBeh]

tbh big fan of knives, but in case that doesn't count, cake-pop maker takes the cake (soz). Even if you're too lazy to make full-on cake pops, the cake-balls are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and you don't have to commit to making a whole cake. 10/10 finger food.

[jamonwindeyer]

tbh big fan of knives, but in case that doesn't count, cake-pop maker takes the cake (soz). Even if you're too lazy to make full-on cake pops, the cake-balls are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and you don't have to commit to making a whole cake. 10/10 finger food.

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I can't up vote that, but if I could, I would create 100 fake accounts purely to come and respect that beautiful utensil 

[ssarahj]

definitely a lettuce spinner... don't really use it that often but when i do its the most FRICKEN FUN way to prepare leafy green vegetables

Holy crap we need an ATAR Notes Recipe thread or something

YES 

[Joseph41]

Was anybody else of the opinion that utensil referred to, like, cutlery? And most of the things in this thread are appliances?

Oh, how alone I feel.