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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #675 on: August 06, 2019, 07:49:33 pm »
Your wish is granted, but instead it’s 45oC each day and humid.

Ew. Thanks, I guess.


I wish I was able to read any book (regardless of length) within 15 minutes.

You can read ANY BOOK YOU WANT in 15 minutes, but they're terribly spoiled in the foreword and you don't enjoy reading anymore.

I wish procrastinating wasn't a thing...


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #676 on: August 06, 2019, 08:45:03 pm »
I wish procrastinating wasn't a thing...
Huzzah! The term 'procrastinating' is no more. Now people just refer to it as 'putting off doing something important by occupying yourself with trivial tasks'.

I wish that my dog could walk itself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #677 on: August 06, 2019, 08:52:59 pm »
I wish that my dog could walk itself.

Your dog can walk itself. He can run too, right into a busy road.

I wish that my laptop never lost charge.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #678 on: August 06, 2019, 08:59:16 pm »
Your dog can walk itself. He can run too, right into a busy road.
That image will sit snugly in the back of my mind for at least a few days.
I wish that my laptop never lost charge.
Right as I was replying the battery warning popped up on mine. Mad feels.
Your laptop never loses any power, instead producing it in vast excess, which piques the interest of multiple government organisations. They utilise this phenomena to provide unlimited power to the world. The air is fresher and the grass is greener. Your laptop has done the Earth a great service, at the cost of it being yours.

I wish that I could understand any music I looked at (sheet music, that is).
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #679 on: August 07, 2019, 08:19:53 am »
I wish that I could understand any music I looked at (sheet music, that is).
You become ever so proficient in sheet music - perhaps the best there ever was or will be. However, you grasp of all other language is lost.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #680 on: August 08, 2019, 07:52:48 am »
I wish I could live on campus in Uni for free.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #681 on: August 08, 2019, 10:11:48 am »
I wish I could live on campus in Uni for free.

you sleep on the grounds in a sleeping bag and constantly get kicked out by the cops at least twice a night

i wish i wasnt sick anymore
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #682 on: August 08, 2019, 01:12:32 pm »
i wish i wasnt sick anymore

You're always healthy but you don't have any arms.

I wish I could be rich

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #683 on: August 09, 2019, 08:34:55 am »
I wish I could be rich

you are now rich with nutrients

i wish i could never make a mistake, regardless of how small or big it is
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #684 on: August 10, 2019, 11:35:36 pm »
you are now rich with nutrients

i wish i could never make a mistake, regardless of how small or big it is
Wish granted, however, in doing so, you turn inhuman (after all, you’re not human if you never make a mistake) and you’re shipped off to Area 51 as an unwelcome alien. You never see your family or friends ever again. Instead, scientists constantly prod and prick you to do experiments to find out how you can never make a mistake.

I wish I could take my family on a single trip around the world safely.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #685 on: August 12, 2019, 06:42:48 pm »
I wish I could take my family on a single trip around the world safely.

You've taken them on a safe trip but your trip has lasted 37 years and you're all very homesick.

I wish I didn't have to study

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #686 on: August 12, 2019, 07:51:19 pm »
this is hard ::)
umm instead of going to school and learning stuff you are expected to embroider and weave at home like women in the olden days.
oh and you never learn anything- including how to read and write  :( :(
i wish that winter didn't exist

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #687 on: August 12, 2019, 08:54:50 pm »
this is hard ::)
umm instead of going to school and learning stuff you are expected to embroider and weave at home like women in the olden days.
oh and you never learn anything- including how to read and write  :( :(
i wish that winter didn't exist

‘Winter’ doesn’t exist because seasons don’t exist because it’s always the same temperature all year round! That is 5 degrees Celsius and perpetually grey and cloudy.

I wish I could grow some strong muscles overnight so I could easily do push-ups and sit-ups.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #688 on: August 13, 2019, 06:37:42 pm »
I wish I could grow some strong muscles overnight so I could easily do push-ups and sit-ups.

Your muscles are strong, amazing, and you're the absolute best at doing push-ups and sit-ups.
Nobody will ever see it though, because you can't leave your house.

I wish I had unlimited ink in my Muji pens.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #689 on: August 13, 2019, 08:50:14 pm »
Your muscles are strong, amazing, and you're the absolute best at doing push-ups and sit-ups.
Nobody will ever see it though, because you can't leave your house.

I wish I had unlimited ink in my Muji pens.

OMG SAME I WISHED FOR THIS A FEW WEEKS AGO! THEY ARE THE BEST PENS! SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPSLOCK I'M SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT MUJI PENS.

Your MUJI pens never run out! But someone finds this out (probs me) and steals them from you.

I wish I could easily memorise my oral exam answers straight away.


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