My beanbag!

[Owlbird83]

I grow a vegie patch full of bean plants, and since the beanbag is lonely, it willingly comes with me to be with its own kind.

[PhoenixxFire]

Then it realises that you have tricked it and those beans are not its kind so it betrays you and comes to me

[sweetiepi]

I offer the beanbag food and it becomes my best friend, so now I have the beanbag!

[lm21074]

I give it a delicious triple chocolate chip cookie and it comes to me, so now I have the beanbag.

[turinturambar]

Sadly, the beanbag realised it was intolerant of gluten. Fortunately, I had a few gluten-free chocolate biscuits to offer it, and so it was pleased to come join me.

[Yertle the Turtle]

Then it realised it didn't have a mouth, couldn't eat, and in its despair it came to me, its therapist, for comfort.

[S200]

And you sat on it! The poor squished little baby wanders off into the woods, where I find it and take it out clubbing, to raise it's self esteem.

[turinturambar]

After the inevitable hangover its self esteem was lower than ever, not helped by a therapist intent on physics experiments over beanbag care. Fortunately, I provided it a warm and sunny spring day to cheer it up, and it's now all ready for the holiday tomorrow.

[Yertle the Turtle]

I, however, as a self-respecting therapist would never have done something so mentally destructive and unethical as sit on a patient, so I sue S200 for libel, and, after winning, am returned the beanbag. I also expose the fact that S200 took a minor out clubbing, who is therefore arrested, and tell turin's lie about giving the beanbag a spring day to the BOM, who sue him for stealing their role as weather bringers.

[turinturambar]

Since my beanbag is also somewhat traumatised by legal due process, I rescue it and perch it on Mount Dandenong to admire the street-lights stretching out toward the city.

[S200]

All the lights bring on a trance-like mood and it comes to me 'cause I am playing sweet Armin van Buuren...

[Poet]

But alas, Van Buuren has collected a song on his trance album called ‘Somnambulist’, and, lulled to sleep by a certain mountain contentment, you sleepwalk away from my beanbag, and I take it for a ride in Puffing Billy the next morning.

[S200]

Puffing Billy breaks down, and I take the beanbag to Tree's Adventure ('cause everyone should try that place!)
Also should mention that I am immune to the effects of Somnambulism, but nice try...

[not.yet.a.nerd]

Puffing Billy breaks down, and I take the beanbag to Tree's Adventure ('cause everyone should try that place!)
Also should mention that I am immune to the effects of Somnambulism, but nice try...

I fall out of one of the trees but luckily you sacrifice your beanbag to cushion my fall. The beanbag is now mine! But I'm only sated when no one else has the beanbag, so I use my time machine to send it back into the past somewhere within the past 17,000 years. Good luck finding the beanbag! 

[S200]

Turns out the beanbag can't time travel, so it is only you that goes back in time.

I do a Tarzan leap out of the trees to secure MY beanbag...