Corrupt a wish

[sweetiepi]

You dig to the centre of earth, however it's so hot that you melt

I wish I knew how to dance

[RuiAce]

At the expense of any other social skill you have, maintaining awkwardness at parties

I wish algorithms were easier to implement

[sweetiepi]

Algorithms are easy to implement, but you lose any sense of what you are implementing.

I wish that this train would go faster.

[Mada438]

Algorithms are easy to implement, but you lose any sense of what you are implementing.

I wish that this train would go faster.

The train seems like it goes a lot faster, but in reality it never really changed speeds, it just feels like it did.

I wish i could find a job

[RuiAce]

The train seems like it goes a lot faster, but in reality it never really changed speeds, it just feels like it did.

I wish i could find a job

Deja vu..

It never does, but it runs incredibly slowly as a result

I wish i could get a job 

20 hours in a row every day and at minimum wage.

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I wish I didn't need oxygen to live

[Mada438]

Deja vu.._______________________________________

I wish I didn't need oxygen to live

Holy crap, it's all coming back to me 
Its only there again because its still on my mind

You don't need oxygen to live, but you need helium instead, you you live your life speaking like you just inhaled helium from a baloon

I wish i didn't procrastinate so much 

[chooby]

Holy crap, it's all coming back to me 
Its only there again because its still on my mind

You don't need oxygen to live, but you need helium instead, you you live your life speaking like you just inhaled helium from a baloon

I wish i didn't procrastinate so much 

Now you're always doing work any never have any time for family, hobbies or breaks.

I wish I was better at English

[Potatohater]

You are now better at English but such at physics and chem

I wish I had a good Insta pic to post tonight

[sweetiepi]

You are now better at English but such at physics and chem

I wish I had a good Insta pic to post tonight

You have a good insta post, but you risk your safety for it

I wish I didn't get pins and needles in my legs

[Lear]

You stop getting pins and needles on your legs, instead you now have them in the rest of your body.

I wish holidays were longer :/

[sweetiepi]

You stop getting pins and needles on your legs, instead you now have them in the rest of your body.

I wish holidays were longer :/

Holidays are now longer, but you have nothing to do

I wishit was socially acceptable to wear PJs all day

[Phoenix11]

It is socially acceptable to wear PJs all day but your PJs are in the wash.
I wish I could go to the moon.

[RuiAce]

You're stuck on the moon with limited oxygen and water supply

I wish I knew every programming language

[sweetiepi]

You're stuck on the moon with limited oxygen and water supply

I wish I knew every programming language

You know every programming language, but you can only program on a windows computer

I wish I slept better last night

[RuiAce]

You know every programming language, but you can only program on a windows computer

I wish I slept better last night

That's actually dealable tbh, because if I knew every programming language that well I wouldn't need a compiler to catch all the bugs for me
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You won't sleep well this night to make up for the temporary luck in sleeping.

I wish a certain bunch of my friends would stop getting lost.