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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2775 on: May 21, 2018, 12:06:55 pm »
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2 chemists walk into a bar. One says 'I'll have a glass of H2O please', the other says 'I'll have a glass of H2O, too'
The bartender is able to tell that the second chemist also wants a glass of water due to the inflection of his voice. I worded this joke badly but I can't remember exactly how I originally heard it
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2776 on: May 21, 2018, 12:24:20 pm »
I'm glad that in that version of the joke he lived - it's said when they have to Barium
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2777 on: May 21, 2018, 12:47:20 pm »
Ugh. I've got my ion you. I swear if you make any more bad puns....

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2778 on: May 21, 2018, 01:28:11 pm »
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Pheonix... I think that it was supposed to be...

If H2O is water, H2O2 is *** I don't know what this is... :D, what is H2O4? (for)
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2779 on: May 21, 2018, 01:42:18 pm »
Quote from: S200 on May 21, 2018, 01:28:11 pm
I don't know what this is... :D
Hydrogen peroxide. Hence the original joke where the guy dies.

Quote from: miniturtle on May 21, 2018, 12:24:20 pm
I'm glad that in that version of the joke he lived - it's said when they have to Barium
I'm sure they would have tried to helium and curium before they would have had to burium.

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2780 on: May 21, 2018, 01:47:23 pm »
Ok, so now these puns are getting Boron... ;)

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2781 on: May 21, 2018, 02:56:30 pm »
No, you're getting boron.
Sorry if that was offensive - I just wanted a reaction. <3
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2782 on: May 21, 2018, 02:58:50 pm »
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2783 on: May 21, 2018, 03:12:57 pm »
Hey girl,
You must be a compound of Beryllium and Barium...
... Because you're a total BaBe.  ;)
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2784 on: May 21, 2018, 05:02:27 pm »
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2785 on: May 21, 2018, 05:17:03 pm »
I look at resetting this to zero as a positive, but I know that done if you will take a b(l)eaker view
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2786 on: May 21, 2018, 11:22:29 pm »
Quote from: secretly_a_poet on May 21, 2018, 03:12:57 pm
Hey girl,
You must be a compound of Beryllium and Barium...
... Because you're a total BaBe.  ;)
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gonna have to double up on resetting 0 for this
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2787 on: May 22, 2018, 07:09:15 am »
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i told a chemistry joke the other day and no one reacted ::)
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« Reply #2788 on: May 22, 2018, 09:16:53 am »
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Quote from: username2000 on May 22, 2018, 07:09:15 am
i told a chemistry joke the other day and no one reacted ::)

I told one once upon a time and everyone started telling them... :D
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #2789 on: May 22, 2018, 10:44:16 am »
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