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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1290 on: July 20, 2017, 06:57:18 pm »
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Q: How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A: They were rolling around in a KFC bucket
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1291 on: December 02, 2017, 06:55:06 pm »
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Continuing the chemistry jokes:
Why did the scientist die during a chemistry convention?
Because when he and a friend walked into the bar, and the friend asked for H2O, he asked for some H2O to.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1292 on: December 14, 2017, 11:22:59 am »
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Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1293 on: December 14, 2017, 11:29:17 am »
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1294 on: December 18, 2017, 01:38:53 pm »
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Chuck Norris robbed a gun store with a knife.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1295 on: December 20, 2017, 04:50:37 pm »
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Q: why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: because 7 8 9? :-X
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1296 on: December 20, 2017, 04:53:16 pm »
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Q: but why did 7 eat 9?
A: Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1297 on: December 20, 2017, 04:56:11 pm »
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\(\frac{NaCl}{NaOH}\)

The base is under a salt! :P
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1298 on: December 24, 2017, 10:18:36 am »
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Where do cows go at the weekend?
To the moo-vies!
 :P :-X 8)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1299 on: December 24, 2017, 02:50:09 pm »
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There is a difference between helping your uncle jack,off a horse
And helping your uncle,jack off a horse

Look at the comma placement guys  8)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1300 on: December 24, 2017, 04:29:33 pm »
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I was going to make a 'Dad/Grandad Jokes Thread', but before I did I looked at this thread, and I decided that this thread should be renamed. We already have a 'Dad/Grandad Jokes' thread, and you are reading it right now.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1301 on: December 24, 2017, 04:33:13 pm »
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Q: Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
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A: Spruce Springsteen
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1302 on: January 11, 2018, 09:31:28 am »
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Schrodinger's cat walked into a bar. And it didn't.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1303 on: January 11, 2018, 10:27:42 am »
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2 men walked into a bar...OUCH

Whats the best thing about living in switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big PLUS
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1304 on: January 11, 2018, 10:56:04 am »
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other slide.
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