dumbest/funniest/weirdest SONG LYRICS

[xXNovaxX]

Just thought it would be an idea to get a list of funny/crazy song lyircs, and if possible include the culprit (aka lyrics)

Starting off

• "Only Wanna Be With You" - Hootie & the Blowfish   "Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why/ I'm such a baby/ 'Cause the Dolphins make me cry"

• Mariah Carey-Touch my body Touch my body
  Put me on the floor
  Wrestle me around
  Play with me some more
  .... Throw me on the bed....
  Touch my body
  Let me wrap my thighs
  All around your waist
  Just a little taste
  Touch my body
  Know you love my curves
  Come on and give me what I deserve
  And touch my body.
  
  LOL, can you get anymore suggestive and obsessed with urself???

• Bang a Gong by Marc Bolan
  Get it on
  Bang a gong
  Get it on

• Chicago (That Toddlin' Town) by Fred Fisher
  
  I saw a man
  He danced with his wife
  In Chicago, Chicago my home town

haha since when is dancingg with ur wife limited to chicago


 "Superman dat ho" - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
explain meaning?

[shinny]

"Superman dat ho" - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
explain meaning?

I would, however it's probably better if I don't do it here. Go on urbandictionary.com and search that line and you'll see why.

[TrueTears]

My dick - mickey avalon lolololoo

[xXNovaxX]

WOW, shinny, it is a good thing u didn't explain.
1 word people, 1 word, WTH

[IntoTheNewWorld]

Um, it's a Korean/Japanese song but....
Purple Line - DBSK/Tohoshinki/TVXQ

(In English) "I really want to touch myself"

[xXNovaxX]

^^ LOL, lots of foreign language songs may make sense in that language, but when translated to English it becomes funnier hahah.

[IntoTheNewWorld]

it's not translated, they actually do sing that line in English >_< Dunno what they were thinking...

[xXNovaxX]

i THINK the lyrics are meant to read

I can't even feel, seized by these suspicions
There are times I can't even take a step
Really wanna get in touch with myself, even though I wish for a miracle
Without a strong heart, I can't move forward
Right now!

according to http://ongaku-seikatsu.blogspot.com/2008/01/dbsk-lyrics-translations.html
dunno, lol, just assuming. But yes, what were they thinking! HAHA, got anymore smrndmazn?

[minilunchbox]

"I was a Jugular vein in a juggler's girl
I was supposedly leaking the most interesting colors
While half of my fingers are dipped in the sand
You progress in letters, but you're used to cooking broccoli
The other side of take out is mildew on rice
And an obsession with the past is like a dead fly"

Peacebone by Animal Collective. This is for weirdest lyrics, but all their lyrics are fairly nonsensical; I just prefer this song hee.

"all i need to see you pull your knee socks up
let me feel you upside down slide in slide out slide over here
and climb into my mouth now"

Butterfly by Jason Mraz is unexpectedly dirty.

[shinny]

Surprised no one mentioned this, but I never quite understood the chorus of Smells like Teen Spirit...

"A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

[ZachCharge]

Moskau! Enter the hymen store! Two men a scorched and burnt. Kite me a sign!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA

Not translated, just what it sounds like :p

[xXNovaxX]

wow, i never knew half tehse songs existed. @ andrew loppol, WTH MAN!! at the lyrics ROFL

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I thought these were pretty random from Vicinity of Obscenity - System of a Down

Liar!
Liar!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

[xXNovaxX]

physics excursion?  Man never heard some1 go THAT hypo over a science excursion lol

[IntoTheNewWorld]

Yay I have physix sound house excursion tommorow~