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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5190 on: February 01, 2014, 05:55:47 pm »
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So much ceebs when it comes to Monash vs Melb debates.

If it comes from a Melb student: Obviously they're pretentious and elitist. /sarcasm
If it comes from a Monash student: Obviously they have an inferiority complex. /sarcasm

Going on Monash Stalkerspace lately, you see things with +200 likes along the lines of 'La Tafe' (La Trobe), 'SuperTAFE' (Deakin) and RMITafe (RMIT). So, elitist douchebaggery isn't limited to UoM students by any means.
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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5191 on: February 01, 2014, 06:45:46 pm »
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i wasn't aware that this tomfoolery went beyond casual jokes and light-hearted idle remarks till a monash friend from hs said all uom kids he's met are arrogant pricks and seemed srs about it.
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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5192 on: February 01, 2014, 06:51:31 pm »
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You'd think people would have the common sense to realise how ridiculous these pointless stereotypes are? There are tens of thousands of people, or close to, at all the major Victorian universities, and last time I checked personality wasn't involved in student intake for any courses other than drama.
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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5193 on: February 01, 2014, 09:10:35 pm »
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There are tens of thousands of people, or close to, at all the major Victorian universities, and last time I checked personality wasn't involved in student intake for any courses other than drama.
That's because Melbourne University has personality and Monash has drama with that. Please save it for your mama, Monash. 

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The only Monash student I know is the guy Im going to be share housing with. I have a feeling things aren't going to turn out well XD
I know a UoM student who was trying to find a place to share with his friend, a Monash student. He intentionally sought out 3 bedroom houses so that he could lease the 3rd bedroom to a UoM student, and outnumber his friend. He was successful.

Technically that isn't an anti-Monash story because he was friends with the Monash student.

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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5194 on: February 01, 2014, 09:13:25 pm »
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Looks, let's be honest, it's a non-argument:

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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5195 on: February 01, 2014, 09:26:04 pm »
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WOW thats a terrible advert.

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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5196 on: February 01, 2014, 09:28:30 pm »
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Looks, let's be honest, it's a non-argument:

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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5197 on: February 01, 2014, 09:35:32 pm »
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WOW thats a terrible advert.

Have you seen the various spelling mistakes they've made in their billboard ads?

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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5198 on: February 01, 2014, 09:37:27 pm »
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If this thread isn't off-topic, I haven't been trying hard enough! Like why is my favourite character always the person who dies first? ROBERT PAULSEN HNNGH
It's so sad that UoM students haven't even bothered to retaliate using the Monash General Chat thread. And the previous clash was only initiated because Monash General Chat was discussing The University of Melbourne for like 6 pages.



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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5199 on: February 01, 2014, 09:39:27 pm »
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I just, I honestly just don't have words to describe how bad that ad is. I honestly thought it was a joke, but then it got to the end...
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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5200 on: February 01, 2014, 09:54:32 pm »
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Holy shit, I'm a minute in and this is the most cringe-worthy ad I've seen in my life.

EDIT: Like oh my god. What even. "Monash University ice-cream"?
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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5201 on: February 01, 2014, 09:59:32 pm »
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If this thread isn't off-topic, I haven't been trying hard enough! Like why is my favourite character always the person who dies first? ROBERT PAULSEN HNNGH
It's so sad that UoM students haven't even bothered to retaliate using the Monash General Chat thread. And the previous clash was only initiated because Monash General Chat was discussing The University of Melbourne for like 6 pages.


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it's funny cos you guys just spent the last few pages talking about Monash
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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5202 on: February 01, 2014, 10:06:12 pm »
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Maybe it was a bit of tongue in cheek?  Or the students were getting their own back for being forced to do such a stupid ad? Thing is, I remember when my school did one of those horrid things, worked out it cost every student something like 100 bucks in missed/disrupted classes,  the inconvenience of full uniform in summer,  and heckling from all those that saw the ad. Plus, I had to get my hair cut, in case I might bumble about in thw background.
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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5203 on: February 01, 2014, 10:13:04 pm »
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oh my god i am actually dying here. i lasted the first two minutes with just a couple giggles but then i got to the "i think its broken, i asked for a monash university flavoured icecream but this just tastes like success and happiness" and bam, im gone. i've been reduced to a fit of laughter. i dont even know if i can finish watching the video. this is the most beautiful thing in the world. i actually almost wish i was a monash student.

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Re: UoM General Chat
« Reply #5204 on: February 01, 2014, 10:14:22 pm »
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The Ad might be bad but it got you talking about Monash didn't it? CHECK MATE.
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