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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2018, 03:21:50 pm »
But I don't really think that you are Elon Musk, so I just check your room, and there you are on your "Spaceship simulator". I push you off the beanbag and disappear into a wormhole :D
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2018, 05:05:03 pm »
Little did you know, I, the worm, was hiding in my hole! I grapple you for the beanbag before stranding you in spacey-limbo, then escape back to Earth and deep into the ground to my little wormy lair.
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2018, 07:50:33 pm »
You mixed up cosmic wormholes and earthworm-holes, and descend into a black hole, leaving the beanbag readily accessible for me... :D
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2018, 11:41:54 am »
But as you sit down on it, I take it :D
I run away with *MY* beanbag :P
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2018, 04:46:27 pm »
But little did you know, I had already swapped the beanbag for a fake one.... so I still have the real beanbag and am hiding it far far away!!

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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2018, 08:06:05 pm »
i just found the beanbag hidden in my bedroom? oh well i take it and fly to paris for no reason at all

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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2018, 08:12:59 pm »
Being in Paris, I hire the Foreign legion to help me get the beanbag back (and to defend against whoever my corrupt SEALs are working for.. ;))
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2018, 08:20:51 pm »
but considering the foreign legion don't really care about you and leave you as "my" SEALS pluck the beanbag out of your hands and return it.
*btw for those wondering my SEALS did go on a holiday to zimbabwe so i was just flying around until they got back

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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2018, 06:06:11 pm »
Once again I harpoon the SEALs (permanently this time), escape the anti-poaching league and rescue my beanbag from the fiendish clutches of all those who would steal it from me, its rightful owner.

btw, I also nuke Zimbabwe so that no one can use it to reuse a beanbag theft idea.
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2018, 10:30:48 pm »
I as the spirit of justice arraign you before the International Court of Justice for crimes against humanity.
And you know how it is - possession is 9/10 of the law, and I now possess the beanbag.
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2018, 10:45:45 pm »
However, my crimes were against seals, rather than humans, so I am let off all charges, and use the remaining 1/10 of the law to retain the beanbag
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2018, 12:12:12 am »
Since you refused to put your legal claim in writing, I justly repossessed the beanbag and am currently hiding from your petty vengeance in a nuclear fall-out shelter.
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2018, 10:42:39 am »
Yet I, the worm, have finally found my way from space and have dug a tunnel under your bunker. I take the beanbag to the core of the earth.
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2018, 05:14:25 pm »
Where it promptly melts.
I become the proud possessor of a ghostly beanbag... :D
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Re: My beanbag!
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2018, 10:09:26 pm »
As the spirit of justice I justly claim possession of all ghostly beanbags, and especially this one.
Better luck next time.
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