2012 Semester One Timetable Thread

[simpak]

Guys.  Why did I stay up till 5am?

[simpak]

Guys.  Why am I awake at 9am when there is no possible way I have anything less than five days a week and yes I know my timetables up until now have been amazing and I did three days a week as a first year science student but I reserve every right to complain about THE SHIT THAT WILL BE THIS SEMESTER I want to cry.

[simpak]

The Portal has recently received higher than expected traffic and has had to close temporarily. Our technical staff are working on the problem and hope to have it back up soon.


The Portal has recently received higher than expected traffic and has had to close temporarily. Our technical staff are working on the problem and hope to have it back up soon.


The Portal has recently received higher than expected traffic and has had to close temporarily. Our technical staff are working on the problem and hope to have it back up soon.


The Portal has recently received higher than expected traffic and has had to close temporarily. Our technical staff are working on the problem and hope to have it back up soon.


The Portal has recently received higher than expected traffic and has had to close temporarily. Our technical staff are working on the problem and hope to have it back up soon.


The Portal has recently received higher than expected traffic and has had to close temporarily. Our technical staff are working on the problem and hope to have it back up soon.

So many things.

[Peter_1993]

I can seem to access the timetabling registration page. Is it normal that it says all classes are full? :s

[simpak]

Peter, it opens at 10am.  Does it say 'registration closed'?

[tram]

sigh, just when i get used to not having to deal with the uni again, i get welcomed back to uni life with the portal crashing..... it's good to be back....

[saaaaaam]

I'm prepared! I have three timetabling screens open across two laptops. I'll get the timetable I want if it kills m.

[Russ]

This morning is going to be so much fun.

I predict:
1. jaffies will be confused and shocked by the IT system
2. mavis will stage another breakdown

And a reminder that ALL timetable chat is to be contained in this thread.

[simpak]

2. mavis will stage another breakdown

WHAT DO YOU MEAN STAGE RUSS, THEY'RE ALL ENTIRELY AUTHENTIC.

[stonecold]

Guys.  Why did I stay up till 5am?

I quite liked one of your statuses now that you mention it. :p

[Mech]

So, looks like you bastards swamped the student portal. How dare you be keen. 

[Panicmode]

I'm already in... not that I think it'll really make much of a difference tbh.

[simpak]

Guys.  Why did I stay up till 5am?

I quite liked one of your statuses now that you mention it. :p

The one about puking warheads?  That's real, I stuffed 25 into my mouth and then almost died and had to spit them out due to gag reflex.

[Russ]

You still have a gag reflex *badumtish*

If you can't get in, use this link to bypass the front end (the portal).

https://prod.ss.unimelb.edu.au/student/S1/StudentTtable10.aspx?r=%23UM.STUDENT.APPLICANT&f=%24S1.ESW.TIMETBL.WEB

[Mech]

You still have a gag reflex *badumtish*

If you can't get in, use this link to bypass the front end (the portal).

https://prod.ss.unimelb.edu.au/student/S1/StudentTtable10.aspx?r=%23UM.STUDENT.APPLICANT&f=%24S1.ESW.TIMETBL.WEB

Cheers. But, it still tells me no classes are available to register ;____;