That's My Hill!

[RuiAce]

No real point in letting someone who uses the same reason to claim the hill. Time to reverse the reason and claim it right back right here right now

[Orb]

No real point in letting someone who uses the same reason to claim the hill. Time to reverse the reason and claim it right back right here right now

Rui has spent too much time on the hill. Being a benevolent dictator, he decides to make way for Orb.

Orb claims possession of the hill

[sweetiepi]

But as Rui was making way for Orb, a penguin driving a bulldozer knocked them both out and the penguin got stuck in mud. Thus:

* insanipi screams about it being my hill

[FallonXay]

But as Rui was making way for Orb, a penguin driving a bulldozer knocked them both out and the penguin got stuck in mud. Thus:

* insanipi screams about it being my hill

Insanipi, after witnessing two people get brutally injured by a penguin in a bulldozer and does nothing to help them but claim the hill, gets taken away and arrested.

* FallonXay runs up the hill and places a flag at the top, thus claiming it

[sweetiepi]

Insanipi, after witnessing two people get brutally injured by a penguin in a bulldozer and does nothing to help them but claim the hill, gets taken away and arrested.

* FallonXay runs up the hill and places a flag at the top, thus claiming it

I break out of jail and run back to the top of the hill.

* insanipi claims hill

[FallonXay]

I break out of jail and run back to the top of the hill.

* insanipi claims hill

The exposed position at the top of the hill is no place for a wanted criminal! Out of concern for Insanipi, I occupy the top of the hill, leaving Insanipi down the bottom. 

* FallonXay takes the hill!

[sweetiepi]

The exposed position at the top of the hill is no place for a wanted criminal! Out of concern for Insanipi, I occupy the top of the hill, leaving Insanipi down the bottom. 

* FallonXay takes the hill!

Turns out I had diplomatic immunity, so I was cleared of all charges. However, FallonXay turned out to be a spy from a different country and gets shipped off to a remote island

* insanipi claims the hill

[FallonXay]

Turns out I had diplomatic immunity, so I was cleared of all charges. However, FallonXay turned out to be a spy from a different country and gets shipped off to a remote island

* insanipi claims the hill

Turns out this island wasn't actually remote and there's a tribe on it who for some weird reason worship me. These people sail on their rafts and invade the land upon which the hill is on, locking up insanipi, and claiming the hill in the process.

* FallonXay claims the hill as a throne

[sweetiepi]

Turns out this island wasn't actually remote and there's a tribe on it who for some weird reason worship me. These people sail on their rafts and invade the land upon which the hill is on, locking up insanipi, and claiming the hill in the process.

* FallonXay claims the hill as a throne

FallonXay dropped the keys to my prison cell and the monkey guard was nice enough to give them to me. I unlock  the cell door and the monkey carried me up the hill

* insanipi claims hill in honour of the monkey

[FallonXay]

FallonXay dropped the keys to my prison cell and the monkey guard was nice enough to give them to me. I unlock  the cell door and the monkey carried me up the hill

* insanipi claims hill in honour of the monkey

In reality, the monkey was hungry and wanted to cook you for himself. Out of fear, Insanipi runs down the hill, leaving the hill free for claim.

* FallonXay is King of the Hill

[jamonwindeyer]

In reality, the monkey was hungry and wanted to cook you for himself. Out of fear, Insanipi runs down the hill, leaving the hill free for claim.

* FallonXay is King of the Hill

After convincing the aforementioned tribe that FallonXay is in fact a false deity, FallonXay is exiled from the hill and, to recognise their helper...

* jamonwindeyer is King of the Hill

[sweetiepi]

After convincing the aforementioned tribe that FallonXay is in fact a false deity, FallonXay is exiled from the hill and, to recognise their helper...

* jamonwindeyer is King of the Hill

The tribe then realise that it's time for a queen to rise to the throne, so they boot Jamon off the hill!

* insanipi is the Queen of the hill

[heids]

The tribe then realise that it's time for a queen to rise to the throne, so they boot Jamon off the hill!

* insanipi is the Queen of the hill

The Queen Elizabeth (Lizzy or Louisey for short) is, however, getting very old now, and dies, being buried beneath the hill.

* heidi takes control of the hill!