Corrupt a wish

[FallingStar]

But you are allergic to everything in the burrito, so cannot eat it.

Wish that I had a life outside of atarnotes

You do. Except that outside of atarnotes, you life is a life of crime. And you eventually get caught and sent to jail.

I wish that the universe will end now. (try corrupting that already corrupt wish)   

[elysepopplewell]

You do. Except that outside of atarnotes, you life is a life of crime. And you eventually get caught and sent to jail.

I wish that the universe will end now. (try corrupting that already corrupt wish)   

The Universe ends immediately, but that also terminates your existence, thus not allowing you to enjoy your wish.

I wish I didn't spend money on a hardly-pigmented eye shadow palette today.

[jakesilove]

The Universe ends immediately, but that also terminates your existence, thus not allowing you to enjoy your wish.

I wish I didn't spend money on a hardly-pigmented eye shadow palette today.

You didn't. Your entire reality is a dream of a dream.

I wish Electrodynamics was easy to study for

[FallingStar]

You didn't. Your entire reality is a dream of a dream.

I wish Electrodynamics was easy to study for

Quantum Electrodynamics was easy to study for, but it was only easy to study for you. Everyone else around you struggled and cannot comprehend this stuff. Except that this topic is all you know, so you become lonely and isolated as nobody can understand you.

I wish somebody will cross-dress during year 12 muck-up day.

[sweetiepi]

Quantum Electrodynamics was easy to study for, but it was only easy to study for you. Everyone else around you struggled and cannot comprehend this stuff. Except that this topic is all you know, so you become lonely and isolated as nobody can understand you.

I wish somebody will cross-dress during year 12 muck-up day.

But that person is you and you get sent away from the muck-up day celebrations...

I wish that I can catch something other than rattatas and pidgeys on pokemon go.

[jakesilove]

But that person is you and you get sent away from the muck-up day celebrations...

I wish that I can catch something other than rattatas and pidgeys on pokemon go.

You catch a virus that completely bricks your phone.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[studybuddy7777]

There are more hours in the day, but they are dark hours which essentially means that you spend more time resting (without needing more rest) and we all end up dying quicker as the years are longer. Have fun with your shortened life! #yolo

Wish i had a photographic memory (so I didnt have to keep reciting my english speech that may or may not be tomorrow )

[sweetiepi]

But then you see something you shouldn't of and you can't forget it.

I wish there were flame-resistant books

[jakesilove]

But then you see something you shouldn't of and you can't forget it.

I wish there were flame-resistant books

The books realise they are flame-resistant, and as such are stronger than us mere mortals. They take over the world with fire and blood.

I wish I had the ability to guess which stocks are worth buying

[FallingStar]

The books realise they are flame-resistant, and as such are stronger than us mere mortals. They take over the world with fire and blood.

I wish I had the ability to guess which stocks are worth buying

You can guess which stock is worth buying, but you cannot buy them for some very, very strange reason. 

I wish VCE (or state equivalent) is not as stressful as it is.

[sweetiepi]

It's stress-free, however, you find that somehow everything outside VCE is excruciatingly stressful.

I wish I knew earlier that water helps with concentration...

[Mapleflame]

I wish I knew earlier that water helps with concentration...

You knew that water helps concentration, but you find you are deathly allergic to it.

I wish that I could sing as well as caleb hyles.

[sweetiepi]

But then you forget who Caleb Hyles is.

I wish my schoolbag wasn't heavy.

[jakesilove]

But then you forget who Caleb Hyles is.

I wish my schoolbag wasn't heavy.

Someone stole your schoolbag; don't have to worry about it being heavy anymore!

I wish someone would bring me food right now

[Mapleflame]

Someone brings you food but you choke on it.

I wish I had a pet snake.