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[PhoenixxFire]

@J41 can we get a facepalm emoji?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus

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[Poet]

@J41 pls
Ha! I just snorted water ow my face Phoenixx

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
OH MY GOD BREATHE! BREATHE!!!!!

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[PhoenixxFire]

Damn I'm going to use that one

Why did cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball

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[Poet]

MVP right there
And hey, you used the hidden emoji!!

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.

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[PhoenixxFire]

I've heard that one before but I'd completely forgotten it, it's so good.

Why do birds fly south for winter?
It's too far to walk

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[Poet]

I mean, that's true. If I had wings, I'd fly everywhere too.

My grandpa died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
He kept insisting for us to "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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[sweetiepi]

These jokes have made my day

[technodisney]

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[PhoenixxFire]

These jokes have made my day

<3

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
They're really good at it

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[Poet]

Haha heard that one. Oooh, let's do predictable and generic jokes that are somehow still funny!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer.

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[PhoenixxFire]

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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[Poet]

*chokes on tea* that's twice you've caught me drinking.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deer.

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[PhoenixxFire]

Why does Wally wear a striped shirt?
He doesn't want to be spotted

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[Sine]

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[Poet]

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nein.

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