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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1845 on: April 25, 2018, 05:48:08 pm »
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1846 on: April 25, 2018, 05:48:21 pm »
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1847 on: April 25, 2018, 05:50:37 pm »
Bummer... Shoulda kept the bad jokes up!

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1848 on: April 25, 2018, 06:00:29 pm »
I have one! Puns galore, let's go:
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« Reply #1849 on: April 25, 2018, 06:06:36 pm »
Oh wow... That's worse than my physics teachers jokes...

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1850 on: April 25, 2018, 06:10:59 pm »
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1851 on: April 25, 2018, 06:28:01 pm »
Blue paint :P

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1852 on: April 25, 2018, 06:41:54 pm »
Quote from: PhoenixxFire on April 25, 2018, 06:28:01 pm
Blue paint :P

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1853 on: April 25, 2018, 06:46:40 pm »
The tree? (But you said out of..)

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What’s brown and sticky?
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1854 on: April 25, 2018, 06:49:29 pm »
Quote from: PhoenixxFire on April 25, 2018, 06:46:40 pm
The tree? (But you said out of..)

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A pool table. Wow.

A stick!
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1855 on: April 25, 2018, 06:51:32 pm »
Well there could have been another tree growing in a tree or something 😂

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1856 on: April 25, 2018, 07:00:37 pm »
Maybe - either that or a mossy drop bear!
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1857 on: April 25, 2018, 07:14:25 pm »
Hi - am I late? 🤔😂

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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1858 on: April 25, 2018, 07:51:52 pm »
Quote from: Opengangs on April 25, 2018, 07:14:25 pm
Hi - am I late? 🤔😂

Late? No.
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I'm going to answer my previous joke: a sunburnt zebra (that's the PG version)
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Re: Count to 20 before a mod posts!
« Reply #1859 on: April 26, 2018, 10:52:12 am »
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