My bad, I was thinking root may have meant something completely different.
You had me with roots for a bit, until here

"Hopefully things make more sense with this clarification - all parabolas have two roots (either two distinct roots, two duplicate roots or two complex roots (but this is a whole different story))."
I know the x-intercept terminology

Finding the vertex makes sense. I got the x-intercepts but didnt know what to do with them, if anything
I forgot that inverse functions have to be one-to-one, and cannot be many-to-one. Since the inverse would turn the many-to-one into one-to-many.
We still haven't really learned why it can't be many to one. It doesn't seem too bad just having two inputs per output

Thank you for the effortful and detail response Jirachi.
