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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2013, 01:45:20 am »
"Anything?"
"Anything."
The silhouette punched the space above his head with one arm and grabbed his hip with the other. Such a disco pose in such a dark room was... ominous, to say the least. He brought the hand that was in the air down slowly, until it was level with Tasmania's head. It was the scariest of points. A point to end all point.
"If you'll do anything, then -" the silhouette began to rap
"Dance, bitch.
Dance like yo never danced befo'
If you wanna see your kids, son
Then you don't stop dancin' til yo body hit the flo'
You think you're a badass - but there can only be one
Boyyyyyyy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
Mannnn, you make my stomach curl, you thought you could take this crown?
I'm the one true Eggman, motherfucker, but I've a shell you can't crack
So you better get your fucking dance on and quit talkin' smack,
You're whack, like an old man with a crink in his back and not a ball in the sack
Ha - Cone of death? Bitch I can rip twenty
Yeah you heard me, I'll rip plenty in one breath
Now you better get yo' dance on like you just took some meth
Or I'll shoot your fucking family,
One, two and three
Once I get started there's no dancing to stop my killing spree
So make your decision motherfucker...
What will it be?"

Jones stood, stunned. He tentatively asked: "Is there an alternative?"
« Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 01:49:36 am by Brendinkles »
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2013, 02:03:28 am »
"Well, that depends," said the silhouette slowly, apparently no longer pseudo-rapping in a batshit crazy manner. "Can you knit?".

"No..." whimpered Jones, becoming more and more perplexed by the minute.

"WELL THEN YOU'RE NOT MUCH FUCKING USE, ARE YOU?" roared the silhouette.
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2013, 02:05:41 am »
(fucking dies of laughter)
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2013, 11:51:55 pm »
Jones jumped backward, frightened. Then suddenly, he remembered part of a reply that his mother had written for him years ago in preparation for a scholarship interview and insisted that he memorise back to front.

In a solemnly grave voice, he intoned, "Sir/Madam, I may not be able to contribute much to the music department of your brilliantly fantastic school, but aside from that, I am a Jack of all trades, master of all. And pray take especial notice of the all. I can chop firewood, read story books to toddlers, sort through cookies (albeit by getting rid of them all *Ahem ahem*), copy out your maths notes, sing like a frog, arrange flowers badly, drop every piece of expensive porcelain, eat horses for dinner, spill whiteout all over the place, study the art of hacking computers for 15 hours straight, apply sunscreen throughly, spring-clean better than Mum, sew crookedly and of course, above all my other talents, sleep like a log for 12 hours every night.

And it was the silhouette's time to f***ing die of laughter.

"So didya get the scholarship?" the shadow asked, recovering from his sudden eruption.
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2013, 10:35:48 am »
"No," sobbed Jones, his eyes flooding with tears. "Wait - you said -  you said you knew every single detail of my life," he stuttered, "then how come you don't know this one?"

"Ahh, yeah, I kinda lied about that," the silhouette replied. He cracked with laughter, and instantaneously, whipped out his Blackberry Z10. "Wanna play some games?"

"Hah, you sucker. That have no game, yo."

"Really?"

"Really." Jones immediately took out his oversized Note. "This baby on the other hand, smashes yo pewny toy."

And they played.

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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2013, 04:04:18 pm »
Quite unexpectedly, a long and wriggly jelly-like leech crawled out of the silhouette's fist, puffing angrily and brandishing what looked like a large bottle of sparkling mineral water.

Sniffing, he said, "Don't ask me why I live in that guy's fist. Don't ask me why I have a water bottle. And don't ask me why I can talk, because I am thoroughly sick and tired of stupid, nosy scientist-humans asking me why this, and why that."

"But what--"

"AND DON'T ASK ME WHAT I'M DOING EITHER!"

With that angry exclamation, the leech took a hearty swig out of his water bottle and proceeded to dump the rest of its contents on the Blackberry Z10 and the brand new Samsung GALAXY Note 8.0.
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2013, 01:34:09 am »
"Oh no," Jones screamed.  "The Note - all the money that I spent - do you know how hard to earn money nowadays? I sold all my god damn adventure stories to VCAA so that I could buy this brand new Note. And now this."
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2013, 03:54:23 pm »
Jones huffed, faced the wall and started to dance ludicrously. He swirled his hips, stomped his feet and threw his hands up in the air. The silhouette looked puzzled. "Uh, what are you doing dude?"
"I'm trying to overcome my anger. Now unless you don't think of this as a form of seduction, you'll join me." Answered a distracted Jones.
The silhouette shrugged and proceeded to mother-fucking own that dance floor.
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2013, 12:44:32 am »
Jones stepped backwards, alarmed by the silhouette's half-crazed gyrating. He felt something squish beneath his expensive leather shoes, and gasped.

It was the leech.

And it was had been ballroom dancing.

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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2014, 12:31:14 am »
Jones stepped backwards, alarmed by the silhouette's half-crazed gyrating. He felt something squish beneath his expensive leather shoes, and gasped.

It was the leech.

And it was had been ballroom dancing.

The leech took over the floor and started seducing the people in the room with its peculiar style of ballroom dancing, it was terrifying and oddly to watch. It started to dance closer and closer to

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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2015, 03:20:04 pm »
the food table, "my oh my what scrumptious food" WHEN a frog came out of nowhere and slipped its tongue around the leech and swallowed it up.
"Yes what scrumptious food" said the sneaky frog, and
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2015, 04:32:38 pm »
hopping his way back to his initial place, he vanished into the shadows.

As he noticed the leech being eaten, the silhouette let out a terrifying bawl, "MY BELOVED LEECHY!" He then fell to the ground and added to the size of the puddle with his salty tears.

Jones frantically stepped back and forth in a debate with himself as to whether he should comfort the Egg man. Then, with one, giant leap towards the right, Jones began to dance.

The Egg man heard footsteps rhythmically pattering upon the floor board. Slowly, he tilted his head up and to discern

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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2015, 07:00:19 pm »
He saw the most roundest egg woman. Her yolks must be yellow as the sun. He shyed away from the idea. But he curved his back and took leaps of faith to the egg woman. He introduced himself. "Good evening m'lady"
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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2016, 09:08:19 pm »
(Ill try my best to make the story flow...)


In an instant every figure froze, as if time stopped flowing itself.


Unable to comprehend what was happening, Jones fell into the temptation into touching the Eggman's face.

"Bang!", Mr Jones felt a sharp pain in his head, and his five sense

The Eggman's face distorted into a man with a sharp and sinister looking face.

"The hallucinants are working too well, Mr Jones here seems to be hallucinating about Leeches and cartoon characters" The Man remarked.

Trying to distract himself with the man's continuously distorting face, Jones examined his surroundings; he was in a van with 6 other people and bags of weaponry.

"Where am I!? What am I doing here?!" Jones demanded in a sheepish voice.

With a smirk, the sinister man replied "Oh... you will know soon enough... but, sadly it is classified at the moment "

Finally with an abrupt stop, the man instructed Jones to get off the vehicle, to his amazement, Jones saw...

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Re: Let's write a story together
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2016, 08:19:06 am »
nothing.

From the van, all Jones could see was a vast expanse of open nothingness - no land, no sea, no sky.  Simply nothing.  He began to wonder if he was truly real.

A staggering blow to the back of his head reassured him of his reality.  'Get out, scum!' screamed his captor.

Jones felt a ball of cold anger explode in his stomach.  With a sudden sense of invincibility, born of his long experience with the Navy Seals, Quetzacotl tribes, and most terrifying of all, two-headed Tasmanians (statist isn't as unacceptable as racist, yeah?) he turned to face his opponent with a deadly calm.

'Do you know what I think?' he uttered scornfully.  'I think...'
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