3 word game

[treystorm]

eating salty pebbles

[SING]

, but the base

[alondouek]

dropped the bass

[morantz]

not the treble

[Daenerys Targaryen]

or the vocals

[SING]

, destroying their voice-box.

[kiserhky5467]

comfortable fluffy pillow.

Hehe. I know what you were insinuating.


This is the story from the beginning:

My name is not what you'd expect. It rhymes with a number, the number's zero.

Hero is my title, but it couldn't compare to my dark past. Back then, bad things happened to my friends who took an arrow to the knee. After recuperating I locked the thread. Then Nina unlocked the thread and then we all ate pie and played some Skyrim while wearing a purple felt hat and a mat on which my cat did a massive and impressive and unthinkingly disgusting reading of Shakespeare and thus causing massive amounts of dogs to bark in the park.

When my parents ate the cat because it was full of beans that were so good like Mum's milkshakes, which brought infuriated llamas to the yard and they are like my best friends, Adam and Steve and Sarah, and my dear grandmother brushed her moustache away to reveal her navy tattoo with an inappropriate listing of Pi to 10,000 digits as calculated by three headed babies under the supervision of butler monkeys who were eating her brains out.

Do not end the glorious revolution of the Russians, for our nation is lovingly oppressed by giant robots as demonstrated by the factually accurate propaganda colour-in book; VCAA's prodigious intelligence does not exist except for that they know conspiracies about VCE Physics which we hated; well… most of us except appianway and Pi. But walking through Dandenong, I fell in love with the policeman protecting the entrance to kingpomba’s children’s daycare centre and marshmallow factory where he bakes old textbooks and had abnormal relations with his mate’s calculator because he likes to play games that nobody knows about.

Following this, I went to the ‘for the special’ my pet iguana whose name was Cat. He bit fake magnetic tongue and it felt a little bit arousing to my over-stimulated and large post count which made me feel jealous and so I got my LEGO set and ate the cat.

This Christmas you are aroused because the cat is know mentality currently my own age existed. Next morning, I celebrated starting by opening my can of power and immediately drank some alcohol instead and passed out.

Then, the parachute talked to me about life and how we can save the world starting with Congo. But when I walked towards the elephant’s big mouth and gave it to her teacher to eat for lunch with her flabbergasting work on quantum toothpaste.

However, the mouthwash was alive and ate her completely. She tasted like her dear cat, which was weird because it was not actually dead. Then surprisingly, the Loch Ness Monster decided to steal a donkey who was magically able to perform magnificent enwiabe! enwiabe! enwiabe! an intimate performance dealing with the touchy topic of the shape of rabbits working out while eating cats which were not dead.

This led to more cats being scared of pink mints that smelt so strongly of rainbow light bulbs with cats inside meowing persistently their tails grabbed many sick dogs and purple donkey farts along with capsicum with cats inside. Nervously pacing the room of cardboard with thoughts of rainbows and smiles was a dwarf kitten and her horribly mutated siblings which got better by being dead, free of disease.

However, the cats were not present. This was because I was incarcerated by the cat’s face and it caused ‘kingpomba’ to flatulate violently in the cats’ mouths while vomiting cows with cats inside. I then decided to glorify cats’ faces by spraying purple flying computers with cats inside that ate Stick who stalks cats and gets arrested.

It’s interesting that the cats permanently lived with Stick. Then they died from a mysterious bite on the tail from a highly venomous alien which had pink cupcake tattoos on its left tentacle.

3 word games remind me that pi loves physics and hates cats that hate physics. Suddenly, a sloth called the police to inform them about the drug which turns humans round and round, creating a sense of dizziness and sloth-like chronic laziness.

Concocted by the hideous troll who killed the cats sadistically and cruelly. Our feet are burning in the ‘Lava of Piss’ which came from volcanoes in the giant city of Pyongyang, where people dressed up as the dear leader which tasted like irradiated villagers from the icy crevasse in cannibalistic Norway.

GRAMMAR FAIL, ARBORT – Tony Abbott expresses his deepest fantasy of exploring Julia’s deepest and private intimate thoughts of budgie smugglers and Julie Bishop in very exotic, tight black leather pants and sexy lingerie with leopard print and smiley faces and incredibly rude kittens. While the Kevin Rudd eagerly lazed around in a very expensive strip club, he suddenly realized that Julia Gillard was not at all the woman he stupidly thought she ate his food.

‘Toucan’ likes to rub lamps to summon genies to bring peace to African gnomes who hate washing their babies because they’re too smelly and disgusting and unable to urinate in a nappy. This caused the sticks to die, which made things seem more exciting because everyone loves to go surfing in their bathtub wearing top hats with sharp spikes and salty macaroons, which are tasty, but strange tasting. 

This led to everybody getting banned from eating potatoes and rice noodles accompanied with vegetables but no meat, which is necessary for strong bones and teeth. However, my dentist said I have none to spare for you – a shark that never eats and never sleeps is better than a zebra who is strangely mutated, having no stripes and no mouth, but a loving personality that is full of love because it eats ripe and juicy apples right from the pear tree which swayed like a mango tree.

That looked weird and strangely fascinating because the apple somehow looked like a lychee that was so sweet that it looked dangerous; meanwhile, it slept peacefully in a cabbage where the calculator was showing ‘Syntax Error’.
The pigs ate the dodgy calculator and the cabbage was so juicy that it burst out in laughter at the thought of the Classpad because the TI was stuffed too.

You must hurt, as you injured your head that was so large and weirdly shaped. That is why we must not enjoy spending time with those who love eating, because our heads might implode with doughnuts and impede out ability to talk coherently, depending on the eardrum’s quality and quantity of earwax tasting like disgusting, horrible and repulsive photographs, which don’t glow like a native chernobylite-containing uranium core.

Licking an icy pole quite awkwardly is hilarious for onlookers because it reminds them of crazy women giving a (don’t say blowjob) so I’ll say blowjob anyway, because licking an icy pole quite awkwardly is déjà vu, what highly intelligent animal would even lick the sticky substance from an icy-pole?

Kick the ball so down deep that it bursts out a couple of very little Higg’s Boson particles, which looked like tiny aggressive rabbits dropping little things, called food pellets.

The full stop contradicts Rule 2 but who cares because grammatically correct Aramaic sentences do not resemble Hebrew clauses. I am annoyed at unicorns because they are too horny, excuse the absolute retardedness that has arisen from Collingwood supporters and their teeth which are horrible and utterly intolerable and smelly.

This game has gone really off topic but oolong tea is very yummy, being manufactured from the crushed dreams of recycled garbage that puts me off.

Plasmodium falciparum is delicious with nothing, its deadly. What? Malaria is tasty with tomato and gin + tonic, so getting drunk on durian jelly is stupider than breathing.

It is really sore under the “you-know-what” because I slept on top of a shaved and fluffy pillow.

this is quite long i need short version..

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