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Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« on: February 14, 2014, 10:54:20 am »
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Since UoM already has one (and lets face it, we cant let them start thinking they're superior, things will get unruly), i thought we were about due for one too. Mao did write a thread four years ago (Monash Enrolment/O-week Guide) some of the information is still relevant but a lot of it is outdated. So, lets share a few tips around and jaffy's can ask any questions they want (no matter how silly they sound). I wish i knew all this in my first year, so, we're going to pass along our collective wisdom and hopefully it makes it a bit easier for those joining us at Monash!

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Transport

Computers & Study Spaces

Food, Drink and Coffee

Support Services, religious services and other helpful things

Clubs, Activities and Sport

Studying, administration and exams

Miscellaneous tips, lore and the chamber of secrets



Transport

1. If you are coming in via train or from near there, the 601 bus is your best bet for getting to Monash. It only has two stops, Huntingdale Station and Monash. That's it. It comes every few minutes and there are two or three of them. Coming down the tunnel at huntingdale, you head to your left to get onto the street. You'll come to a set of lights, the 601 is around the corner of that brown building. There are other bus-stops in-front of it but they go further (but still go to Monash), the 601 is almost always quicker. 95% of the time people don't obey the lights there and just cross the road, i've only very rarely heard of people getting caught, use your own judgment but most people just walk straight across.

2. If you haven't previously used the train or bus much, you *need* a transport concession card. If you're not 100% sure what it is, you probably don't have one. Even if you have a concession myki, you still need to carry this special card with you at all time. There are inspectors on the train fairly regularly (especially away from during peak hours), you will get caught and fined eventually if you don't have one. The monash website fills it all in for you and even puts a photo of you in it (your ID photo). Most other uni's aren't so lucky. Just colour print it in the library and take it to a train-station, ASAP. It only costs like $10. Keep in mind even the day you travel to the library to get it printed you could be at risk. You could gamble it or use full fee until you do get it, up to you.

3. Monash has a "bus-loop" where all the buses congregate, they're all in one nice easy place. There's a myki machine there. Occasionally i have seen bus ticket inspectors float around, so, be careful about that.

Here's what the bus looks like as well, not hard to find since it's a big orange thing



That's all the transport related ones i can think of right now, i'll add more later and so can everyone else!
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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 01:38:39 pm »
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we cant let them start thinking they're superior

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 02:13:24 pm »
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Not 100% what that is but i really like it.. where'd you find it?
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 03:21:03 pm »
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Not 100% what that is but i really like it.. where'd you find it?

I found it on an article about slow internet connection but I can't find it...
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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 03:42:50 pm »
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Not 100% what that is but i really like it.. where'd you find it?

Looks like a cross between a sloth, and Garrosh Hellscream from World of Warcraft

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 03:48:18 pm »
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Computers & Study Spaces

Study spaces and libraries

1. There are a few different libraries. There is the Matheson (Humanities), Hargrave-Andrew (Science/Engineering) and Law Library. There is also the student run Medly Library for novels, magazines and other recreational items, apparently the cheapest printing on campus. They have beanbags.

2. I know this might sound kind of fucked up but the libraries actually aren't the most quiet places on campus, i'd wager they're some of the loudest. This is especially true for the main parts of them.

3. Hargrave has a basement, a ground floor and an upper level. They're all pretty noisy. Very far back on the ground floor is a quiet study area and that is *alright*. The basement can be quiet sometimes too. Most of the computers and printers are on the ground floor. There's also a freaky-ass sculpture in the entrance, i'll let you guys discover it for yourself.

4. Matheson has like 6 floors (or more?). It tends to be a tad bit quieter than hargrave in my opinion, probably do to the sheer size of it. The upper levels are just shelves and shelves of books with a few desks and things scattered around. If you want a quite and reliable place to go to indoors, these are a pretty good bet. They do tend to get fairly popular though. The book collection gets more obscure as you get up, level 3 had a manga version of Japanese financial crisis of the 90's. The very top level had demonology and erotica on the same shelf for some reason which raises even more question.

5. Under both the libraries are food places and inside the libraries are vending machines.

6. Matheson is open til midnight (give or take) and Hargrave is open til about 9pm. Hours are shorter on weekends/holidays.

7. The law library is the quietest of the bunch but also probably the smallest/least well equipped imo.

8. They're working on creating more and more informal study spaces in lobbies and things like that. In the Menzies (the main arts building, also the largest on campus) there is a lot of desks and chairs scattered around the various levels, these are a good bet too. A lot of buildings have spaces like this so just look around.

Computers and printing

1. The libraries are the obvious location here. Computers do tend to be taken fairly fast though, its quite normal at peak hours to have pretty much no computers free, so, i'd be weary of that and plan around it. If you wait long enough people will obviously get up though.

2. There are various computer labs scattered around campus. Some are general access and never scheduled. Others sometimes have classes in them, if they do, probably don't use them (you could ask though), otherwise, they're free.

3. Your student card has some kind of magical voodoo about it that lets you print with it (or a microchip, i'm gonna stick with voodoo though). Don't do what i did and buy the separate printing cards they offer, you don't need them. In the libraries there are terminals to charge up your card using coins. Near the printers are sensor pads you put your card on and they deduct your printing costs from your card. It'd be far cheaper to print at home (even inc. the cost of a printer) in the long run but if its just for a few pages here and there it's fine.

4. I don't know how it was at everyones school but you can go on pretty much any website you want at uni, there are no restrictions. It's quite usual to see people using facebook or watching movies/sports on the computer. It's alright if its during a break from work but if you're occupying a computer for a few hours to do it, its kind of dickish if other people need it to do work.

5. There's wifi everywhere and upstairs in the campus center, you can hook your laptops up to a few of the fairly large TV's they offer and watch movies on them or whatever else you like.

6. Underneath the campus center is a Microsoft facility. It's a little like an apple store in a way, except they don't sell anything. It was paid for by Microsoft, it has a bunch of their laptops, tablets and yes even Xbox's in there. I've never been inside (i really should) but it seems very nicely furnished and comfortable. We're one of the few universities in Australia to get these (sorry UoM  :'(  ).

7. Students are entitled to various pieces of free software, most of them are stuff the average student wouldn't want but some are great.
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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 04:17:31 pm »
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Do not navigate your way through monash smartphone app. Instead learn the map  :)
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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 04:31:46 pm »
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Do not navigate your way through monash smartphone app. Instead learn the map  :)

Having said that do get the app, so handy for timetables and whatnot!

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2014, 08:16:07 pm »
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jaffy here: with that monash echo service can I seriously watch any recorded lecture from any unit regardless of whether I'm enrolled in that unit?
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2014, 08:18:34 pm »
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jaffy here: with that monash echo service can I seriously watch any recorded lecture from any unit regardless of whether I'm enrolled in that unit?

Yes, you can seriously watch any recorded lecture from any unit regardless of whether you are enrolled in that unit :D

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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2014, 08:21:35 pm »
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jaffy here: with that monash echo service can I seriously watch any recorded lecture from any unit regardless of whether I'm enrolled in that unit?
Unfortunately, UoM can't :/.

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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2014, 08:26:34 pm »
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jaffy here: with that monash echo service can I seriously watch any recorded lecture from any unit regardless of whether I'm enrolled in that unit?
Yes you can. I was watching some second and third year units recordings out of curiosity :P
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2014, 08:29:30 pm »
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HOLY CRAP  :D I'm surprised this doesn't come up more often in monash vs melbourne arguments

monashians are truly the master race :')

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2014, 10:21:08 pm »
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A lot of the echos seem to be down now, some that were up a month or so ago are completely gone. Do they wipe the service at the start of every year?
Also, why can we watch Med lectures if we can't attend them at uni? Some kind of space type thing?

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2014, 10:35:03 pm »
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A lot of the echos seem to be down now, some that were up a month or so ago are completely gone. Do they wipe the service at the start of every year?
Also, why can we watch Med lectures if we can't attend them at uni? Some kind of space type thing?

Yes and yes. For the latter, I imagine it's both a safety and legal thing - lectures are held in theatres with (hopefully) enough space to comfortably and safely seat the expected number of students (based on unit enrolment). If something were to go wrong, such as a fire breaking out, having an excessive number of people in that theatre may a) Hinder evacuation and b) Present the university (maybe) with legal liabilities if someone was hurt or dies.

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