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dekoyl

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2009, 02:23:49 am »
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Ho-ho-ho.



hadron = "hard on" if you don't get it
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2009, 03:46:15 pm »
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Quote from: mark_alec on November 11, 2009, 11:39:36 pm
There may or may not be a pun about Heisenberg.

Are you certain about this?
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2009, 03:51:33 pm »
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Quote from: mark_alec on November 12, 2009, 02:18:32 am
Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
     Therapist?
A:  The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
      whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.


Q: What's the difference between Max Factor and Quantum Theorist?
A: Max Factor has models that work.
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2009, 04:03:42 pm »
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What do you call a Physicist who makes bread?

A baker.
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2009, 05:19:35 pm »
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Quote from: kamil9876 on November 12, 2009, 03:46:15 pm
Quote from: mark_alec on November 11, 2009, 11:39:36 pm
There may or may not be a pun about Heisenberg.
Are you certain about this?
Any other opinion would not commute.
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2009, 10:26:11 am »
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   this is a maths one, but meh :)
 
 "At the beginning of World War II, with the invasion of Poland, two Polish people tried to escape by flying. They ran to an airfield, and found an extremely modern (for the time) plane, then climbed aboard. One of them sat down in the pilot's seat, but after doing nothing for several minutes, the other asked why they weren't doing anything.
The one in the pilot's seat said: "I can't! I'm just a simple Pole on a complex plane."'



 
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2009, 01:11:42 pm »
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A boy was riding his bike and suddenly fell off, what happened?





He got hit by a fridge
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2009, 08:16:10 pm »
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sorry this is a maths one :)
"holy shift, look at the asymptote on that mother function!"
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2009, 01:34:54 am »
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Q: What do you do when some rowdy chlorine ions get out?
A: Call the coppers.

Maths-
Can I be your integral so I can find the area under your curves?

....Sadly no physics. =\
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2009, 10:28:41 am »
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There are so many maths jokes. I guess calculus is just integral to life.

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« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2009, 10:35:20 am »
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Quote from: appianway on November 16, 2009, 10:28:41 am
There are so many maths jokes. I guess calculus is just integral to life.

 nevertheless, that comment is absolutely tangental
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2009, 11:20:21 am »
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I have a few funny ones:

- Life is complex, it has real and imaginary parts to it.

This is a funny quantum mechanics joke:

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg says 'No, but I know where I am.'

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle is:


, i.e. the uncertainty in momentum times the uncertainty in position must be greater than or equal to h bar divided by 2


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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2009, 11:23:06 am »
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Quote from: Potter on November 16, 2009, 01:34:54 am


Maths-
Can I be your integral so I can find the area under your curves?

LOLLLLL
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2009, 01:03:54 pm »
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Quote from: d0minicz on November 16, 2009, 11:23:06 am
Quote from: Potter on November 16, 2009, 01:34:54 am


Maths-
Can I be your integral so I can find the area under your curves?

LOLLLLL
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2009, 06:56:58 pm »
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Can I be your derivative, so I can lie tangent next to your curves?
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