Corrupt a wish

[sweetiepi]

Your parents accept your uni choices, but the uni campus is demolished and moved to a place far away.

I wish I didn't feel so weird right now.

You don't feel weird, however your clothes look weird instead.

I wish that I'm not short

[natdogg]

You aren’t, but you now have a condition that makes you continue to grow at a rapid pace, unable to be stopped.

I wish my pancakes were always perfectly shaped

[lm21074]

Your pancakes are perfectly shaped, but their taste changes and they become disgusting to the point where you never want to make or eat pancakes again.

I wish I could know what career I should pick.

[RuiAce]

You pick something but then it becomes redundant six months later.

I wish I would stop procrastinating

[lm21074]

You stop procrastinating, but you can never use AN again.

I wish I had the motivation to study right now.

[Lear]

You have the motivation to study but spend your ‘study’ time googling best ways to ‘study’. For the rest of the day....

I wish I had an invisibility cloak

[sweetiepi]

You have the motivation to study but spend your ‘study’ time googling best ways to ‘study’. For the rest of the day....

I wish I had an invisibility cloak

You have an invisibility cloak, however once you take it off, you lose it forever

I wish I didn't just slip on stairs

[Mada438]

You have an invisibility cloak, however once you take it off, you lose it forever

I wish I didn't just slip on stairs

You never slip on a flight of stairs again, but when you reach flat ground at the bottom, you always slip

I wish i wasn't given so much work to do this holidays 

[Potatohater]

Your wish has been granted because you are now back in kindergarten - have fun repeating 12 years of education!

I year 12's would buy my textbooks

[sweetiepi]

Year 12s buy your textbooks, but they come back and haunt your dreams

I wish I wasn't tired

[lm21074]

You will not be tired for the rest of today, so you will not sleep, and get nightmares while you are awake.

I wish I had a card for online shopping.

[Potatohater]

You now have a card, but no control over your spending and use all your money

I wish I had my p's already

[sophomania]

You now have your P’s, but none of your friends do and now you have to continuously drive all of them around.

I wish I had a part time job.

[PhoenixxFire]

You have a part time job. Scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush for $1 an hour.

I wish my desk was clean.

[sweetiepi]

You have a part time job. Scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush for $1 an hour.

I wish my desk was clean.

Done. However, now your bed is forever messy.

I wish my nails weren't so brittle