Corrupt a wish

[RuiAce]

When the buildings attempt to merge from your placement they just crumble and you end up with no USyd NOR WSU paramatta campus.

I wish my laptop would never run out of battery.

[Mada438]

When the buildings attempt to merge from your placement they just crumble and you end up with no USyd NOR WSU paramatta campus.

I wish my laptop would never run out of battery.

It never does, but it runs incredibly slowly as a result

I wish i could get a job 

[RuiAce]

20 hours in a row every day and at minimum wage.

I wish Chinese youtube wouldn't lag in Australia

[Potatohater]

It doesn't, but all other websites do. Is it really worth it?

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room

[Mada438]

It doesn't, but all other websites do. Is it really worth it?

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room

It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive

I wish my spotifly would work 

[domjamriska]

It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive

I wish my spotifly would work 

Spotify finally starts working but Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" is on infinite loop and cannot be muted 

I wish i could teleport 

[Potatohater]

It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive

Umm well this is the reality, especially since my room is so tiny and old it wouldn't support or fit an air con so I guess nothing much changes *shrugs*

Spotify finally starts working but Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" is on infinite loop and cannot be muted 

I wish i could teleport 

You can now teleport, but you can only teleport 1 metre at a time

I wish I felt more Christmassy right now

[domjamriska]

I wish I felt more Christmassy right now

you feel more christmassy right now, but the christmas spirit and love is so intense that it drains all of your future affection for the celebration of the festive season and you undertake a tragic spiral into a shadow of your former self, later becoming the grinch 

i wish i could have a coffee with shakespeare

[Potatohater]

You can, because you are both dead.

I wish people would reply to my messages quicker

[RuiAce]

You can, because you are both dead.

I wish people would reply to my messages quicker

Why do you want to kill everyone?
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Only the irrelevant people reply to your messages quicker

I wish time would slow down

[Mada438]

Why do you want to kill everyone?
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Only the irrelevant people reply to your messages quicker

I wish time would slow down

It does, but everything you do is done in slow motion. It takes you 30 minutes to walk 300 metres

I wish my game would stop lagging 

[RuiAce]

It stops lagging and then you disconnect every 20 seconds for unknown reasons

I wish international roaming wouldn't be expensive

[sweetiepi]

It stops lagging and then you disconnect every 20 seconds for unknown reasons

I wish international roaming wouldn't be expensive

Done

I wish my phone wouldn't die

[Potatohater]

It never dies but all functionality is lost so all you can do with it is check the time.

I wish my parents would accept my uni choices

[lm21074]

Your parents accept your uni choices, but the uni campus is demolished and moved to a place far away.

I wish I didn't feel so weird right now.