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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #690 on: August 14, 2019, 05:57:42 pm »
OMG SAME I WISHED FOR THIS A FEW WEEKS AGO! THEY ARE THE BEST PENS! SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPSLOCK I'M SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT MUJI PENS.

Your MUJI pens never run out! But someone finds this out (probs me) and steals them from you.

I wish I could easily memorise my oral exam answers straight away.

 >:( >:( >:( how dare u steal my muji pens

You memorise them, have them down pat for ages, you think to yourself, "Woah, I'm going to ACE this,"
but forget them right as the exam starts.

I wish I didn't have to pay for internet

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #691 on: August 15, 2019, 11:33:32 pm »
But then you have to pay the rest of the bills for the house. I wish I could sleep by now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #692 on: August 26, 2019, 03:44:18 pm »
But then you have to pay the rest of the bills for the house. I wish I could sleep by now.

You fall asleep at command, but it turns out, your arch nemesis can make you sleep at command too.

I wish I could have 100% battery on my phone at all times

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #693 on: September 01, 2019, 02:00:27 pm »
You fall asleep at command, but it turns out, your arch nemesis can make you sleep at command too.

I wish I could have 100% battery on my phone at all times
Your wish is granted, however, soon after the wish, you accidentally drop your phone on a busy road and it is smashed beyond repair.

I wish I won the jackpot of a lottery once legitimately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #694 on: September 02, 2019, 06:42:25 pm »
Your wish is granted, however, soon after the wish, you accidentally drop your phone on a busy road and it is smashed beyond repair.

I wish I won the jackpot of a lottery once legitimately.

Congratulations! You've just won the lottery! A grand total of $6.72 will be wired to your account!

I wish had a bigger room.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #695 on: September 02, 2019, 08:03:50 pm »
Congratulations! You've just won the lottery! A grand total of $6.72 will be wired to your account!

I wish had a bigger room.

Your wish is granted, however, your room is everexpanding and you can never escape

I wish I had unlimited food
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #696 on: September 03, 2019, 08:31:06 am »
Your wish is granted, however, your room is everexpanding and you can never escape

I wish I had unlimited food

Your wish is granted, and you now have an unlimited supply of dog food.
I wish the weather was always nice

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #697 on: September 03, 2019, 11:30:43 am »
Your wish is granted, and you now have an unlimited supply of dog food.
I wish the weather was always nice

The weather is now always 30 degrees but rain is non existant and are now living in a drought
I wish I was eating pizza right now
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #698 on: September 03, 2019, 04:48:42 pm »
You are, but you keep on eating pizza for hours on end until you start throwing up.

I wish I could make jokes on the spot.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #699 on: September 03, 2019, 05:26:58 pm »
I wish I could make jokes on the spot.

you can... but they are really REALLY awful. your friends hate them but you cannot stop. no matter how hard you try, you are stuck speaking in terrible jokes forever.

i wish i was a better dancer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #700 on: September 03, 2019, 06:37:59 pm »
you can... but they are really REALLY awful. your friends hate them but you cannot stop. no matter how hard you try, you are stuck speaking in terrible jokes forever.

i wish i was a better dancer

You're an amazing dancer in every genre ever, but you can't listen to music while you're dancing. You just have to dance.

I wish I could remember things from when I was a baby

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #701 on: September 04, 2019, 05:40:38 pm »
You can. But you also can remember every moment and choice you've regretted making you live a bitter life.

I wish my whiteout never ran out.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #702 on: September 04, 2019, 08:39:27 pm »
okay- so you find a white out that doesn't run out but you soon realise that whenever you use it, it makes yuck farting sounds
I wish that i could play tennis instead of going to school  ;D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #703 on: September 04, 2019, 08:45:56 pm »
okay- so you find a white out that doesn't run out but you soon realise that whenever you use it, it makes yuck farting sounds
I wish that i could play tennis instead of going to school  ;D

You play tennis all day, every day, but you must play in an indoor court, and can never leave and see daylight.

I wish my bed made itself

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #704 on: September 04, 2019, 09:03:29 pm »
You play tennis all day, every day, but you must play in an indoor court, and can never leave and see daylight.

I wish my bed made itself

It does, but in order to do that, it comes alive. When you are trying to sleep the bed randomly twitches and shuffles the blankets around. It has trouble staying still and sometimes eats your socks. It also seems to be constantly in a bad mood, so when you are about to fall asleep, random springs haphazardly spring around in the mattress.

I wish knew how to make someone who is crying feel better.
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