My beanbag!

[technodisney]

Turns out I am friends with the doctor.

He technically she now lands the TARDIS around the beanbag and repossesses it for me.
She then delivers it to me at home and I enjoy watching some TV while relaxing on my beanbag.

[S200]

Who is this Doctor?

As I don't believe the TARDIS exists, I take control of the beanbag again...

[sweetiepi]

The TARDIS mightn't exist, but I know DeLorians do! I use that to get MY beanbag back!

[S200]

Because you spelt DeLorean wrong, you get sent back to the Future and I get the beanbag back...

[turinturambar]

I apollogise for the bad spelling (and the worse pun), but I think it's time for a return to the moon.
With my beanbag, of course.

[S200]

Oh wow. That took me way too long...

I hijack the ISS and use it as a base to mount my grand robbery.
The beanbag is removed, along with the man in the moon...

[turinturambar]

That hijack enables me to indict you for misuse of government property in fifteen different countries simultaneously.
In the mean time I'm hiding with my beanbag in the Ecuador embassy.  Just in case, y'know.

[S200]

Thankfully, the Russians start blaming the US and vice versa, so I can just sneak out of jail while they are fighting.
Because everyone thinks I'm still in a Gulag in the heart of Russia, I can get away with anything, even bulldozing the Ecuador embassy just to steal a Beanbag.

[turinturambar]

Governments may have failed to notice you, but I help Wikileaks with a big expose of your many despicable actions (including French Foreign Legions, SEALs, bulldozers, and other slippery characters).  As you hide from the reporters I recover my beanbag.

[S200]

You got it all wrong. In this day and age, you can actually be proud of your wrongdoings. I be like Bill Clinton and just hold my position (on the beanbag) in the midst of this international impeachment...

[turinturambar]

I think my beanbag has got a bit bored of your boastings about your wrongdoings.
So I've taken it to the local library for its own protection.

(Anyone else want to participate? )

[sweetiepi]

I too like libraries, so I take the beanbag for myself :'D

[S200]

But it turns out that the beanbag has to travel, so I take it on a tour of the world to keep it's health up...

[Poet]

Whilst you lug my beanbag on a pointless mission to Italy, I hide in the baggage area of the plane, jump out when you land and steal my beanbag back, before snuggling down with it on a gondola.

[S200]

Which promptly sinks. I leave with the beanbag to the Janus hideout, to meet my friend Hugh...