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Title: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 14, 2016, 11:58:42 am
So since this is getting a little quiet, then maybe it's time for a new game.   ;)
Be careful of what you wish for.

*FallingStar makes an evil laugh

Now, this game is called corrupt a wish (also a game I've seen being played in other forums). So what you do is that you grant the wish of the person above you, but you corrupt such that it is different to how the person above you intend it to be. Just keep your wishes and you wish corruptions within the constraints of the forum rules.

Note: If your user is in my examples, then I hope you don't mind me using them (hypothetical examples)
example
FallingStar: I wish I had $250,000
insanipi: Granted, but that's life insurance from your favourite relatives. I wish I wasn't an old man. (I know, you're the complete opposite of an old man so... yeah)
conic curve: Granted. You turn into an old woman. I wish I had an expensive car.

Moderator Edit: This game is phenomenal
Moderator edit: Brilliant idea! ;D
User Edit: Bonus points for funny wish corruptions.

So here we go:
I wish I can fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Calebark on August 14, 2016, 12:30:07 pm

I wish I can fly.

You're flying. You can't stop. You can never slow down or control your direction. Enjoy your lifetime of flying aimlessly.

I wish I could speak every language on earth,
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 14, 2016, 12:56:00 pm
You're flying. You can't stop. You can never slow down or control your direction. Enjoy your lifetime of flying aimlessly.

I wish I could speak every language on earth,

Well... You can speak every language on earth, but you cannot read, nor write any of them.

I wish I was still in primary school.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Calebark on August 14, 2016, 01:06:49 pm
Well... You can speak every language on earth, but you cannot read, not write any of them.

I wish I was still in primary school.

You're stuck below the foundation of a primary school.

I wish I was the fittest man on Earth.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jakesilove on August 14, 2016, 01:30:29 pm
You're stuck below the foundation of a primary school.

I wish I was the fittest man on Earth.


You're the only man on Earth.

I wish I had photographic memory
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Usual Student on August 14, 2016, 02:10:47 pm

You're the only man on Earth.

I wish I had photographic memory

You see your dad in the shower 😖😖😖😖
You can never forget it

I wish I could live for ever
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 14, 2016, 04:31:26 pm
You see your dad in the shower 😖😖😖😖
You can never forget it

I wish I could live for ever

But be extremely lonely

I wish I could dance
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jamonwindeyer on August 14, 2016, 04:34:12 pm
But be extremely lonely

I wish I could dance

So you can, but you can only twerk, and you can never stop  8)

I wish I had a kebab
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ssarahj on August 14, 2016, 04:45:29 pm
So you can, but you can only twerk, and you can never stop  8)

I wish I had a kebab

But you're vegan, so you have to throw away everything except for the salad

I wish I had unlimited money
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jakesilove on August 14, 2016, 04:56:04 pm
But you're vegan, so you have to throw away everything except for the salad

I wish I had unlimited money

You have all the money in the world, and so no-one else as any. As such, the world reverts to a bargain-based economy, and your money becomes meaningless.

I wish I had a pet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 14, 2016, 06:44:10 pm
You have all the money in the world, and so no-one else as any. As such, the world reverts to a bargain-based economy, and your money becomes meaningless.

I wish I had a pet

Your pet is a Dogo Argentino, which is an Argentinian fighting dog. A member of the public has reported your dog since it has attacked some children playing in the streets. Your dog has been declared dangerous and menacing by your city council and you get fined $5,500 for failure to control the dog. Since you can't afford to pay the fine, the court orders the dog to be put down. Now, you are burdened by grief. (long, made up story. Pretty sure you won't do that)

I wish I have the brains of Albert Einstein.


Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MightyBeh on August 14, 2016, 07:25:07 pm
Your pet is a Dogo Argentino, which is an Argentinian fighting dog. A member of the public has reported your dog since it has attacked some children playing in the streets. Your dog has been declared dangerous and menacing by your city council and you get fined $5,500 for failure to control the dog. Since you can't afford to pay the fine, the court orders the dog to be put down. Now, you are burdened by grief. (long, made up story. Pretty sure you won't do that)

I wish I have the brains of Albert Einstein.
You can't get a brain transplant and resort to simply displaying AE's brain over your fireplace. People stop visiting you because that's weird. You're just as smart as before, but with less friends. Congratulations. ;)

I wish I could ace all my exams, effortlessly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 14, 2016, 07:42:33 pm
You can't get a brain transplant and resort to simply displaying AE's brain over your fireplace. People stop visiting you because that's weird. You're just as smart as before, but with less friends. Congratulations. ;)

I wish I could ace all my exams, effortlessly.

But they'd be written in an ancient language. :P

I wish I could sleep like a baby.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: elysepopplewell on August 14, 2016, 07:46:49 pm
But they'd be written in an ancient language. :P

I wish I could sleep like a baby.

You do sleep like a baby, but you also walk like one and eat like one. Therefore, you cannot satisfy your cravings for a walk to the fridge to get chocolate, and instead have to wait for your mumma to bring you pear puree.

I wish I lived in France.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sudodds on August 14, 2016, 09:28:00 pm
You do sleep like a baby, but you also walk like one and eat like one. Therefore, you cannot satisfy your cravings for a walk to the fridge to get chocolate, and instead have to wait for your mumma to bring you pear puree.

I wish I lived in France.

You live in France, but you are only able to eat Tête de Veau (Beef brains) for the rest of your life  ;)

I wish economics made sense
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: birdwing341 on August 14, 2016, 09:54:44 pm
You live in France, but you are only able to eat Tête de Veau (Beef brains) for the rest of your life  ;)

I wish economics made sense

It does, but it's the only thing you understand, and the only thing you can talk about.

I wish I could live in and comprehend 4D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on August 15, 2016, 07:39:23 am
OMG there is no 4th dimension!!!
Anyway.. You could live in 4D but not know illusion from reality and be perhaps forever stuck in time..

I wish upon a star that I could be multilingual (english, french, italian etc)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 15, 2016, 02:28:06 pm
OMG there is no 4th dimension!!!
Anyway.. You could live in 4D but not know illusion from reality and be perhaps forever stuck in time..

I wish upon a star that I could be multilingual (english, french, italian etc)

You are multilingual to an extent. You can speak simple words and ask simple requests, but you want more. You want to talk complex issues, but you cannot really express what you want to say in the target language. The person you are talking to misunderstands you and you are "crucified" for it.

I wish I know everything there is to know about the universe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jamonwindeyer on August 15, 2016, 04:08:30 pm
You are multilingual to an extent. You can speak simple words and ask simple requests, but you want more. You want to talk complex issues, but you cannot really express what you want to say in the target language. The person you are talking to misunderstands you and you are "crucified" for it.

I wish I know everything there is to know about the universe.

You do, but the only way for you to know every possible thing about the universe is to prevent the universe from evolving. So, you destroy it.

I wish for world peace (boom)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: vox nihili on August 15, 2016, 04:41:48 pm
You do, but the only way for you to know every possible thing about the universe is to prevent the universe from evolving. So, you destroy it.

I wish for world peace (boom)

Boom indeed. World peace is achieved after a short and bloody nuclear war wipes out every living thing on the planet.

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 15, 2016, 05:10:02 pm
Boom indeed. World peace is achieved after a short and bloody nuclear war wipes out every living thing on the planet.

I wish I could fly
But you'll fly when pigs fly

I wish Tasmania Jones would appear in the Methods exam 2 this year.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: qazser on August 15, 2016, 05:37:51 pm
But you'll fly when pigs fly

I wish Tasmania Jones would appear in the Methods exam 2 this year.

He will, and when he comes, you won't be able to answer that question.

I wish ATARNOTES were more popular. (Hehe, lets see how this turns out)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: birdwing341 on August 15, 2016, 07:26:32 pm
He will, and when he comes, you won't be able to answer that question.

I wish ATARNOTES were more popular. (Hehe, lets see how this turns out)

It is, but the government realises that it is such an advantage that they can't possibly let students use it and actually do well, so they shut AN down.

I wish that Australia had the tallest mountain in the world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: olivercutbill on August 15, 2016, 07:46:48 pm
It is, but the government realises that it is such an advantage that they can't possibly let students use it and actually do well, so they shut AN down.

I wish that Australia had the tallest mountain in the world

I hope you love thousands of tourists.

I wish that Australia had won the womens 4x200m free relay.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 15, 2016, 07:54:30 pm
I hope you love thousands of tourists.

I wish that Australia had won the womens 4x200m free relay.

But it's the only event we win.

Only if I could turn back time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: geminii on August 15, 2016, 07:56:58 pm
But it's the only event we win.

Only if I could turn back time

You can turn back time...but you can never go forward in time to the present again. So you'll always be stuck living in the past.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Swagadaktal on August 15, 2016, 08:24:48 pm
You can turn back time...but you can never go forward in time to the present again. So you'll always be stuck living in the past.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.
You never stop procrastinating and you'll eventually you'll be swallowed into the abyss of studying - losing all your ability to socialise and operate as an effective and effective citizen in society. And as a consequence, you'll be isolated from others.
But you'd get that phat 99.95 soo idk if this is really a corrupt hehe

I wish I'd spoken up earlier.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 15, 2016, 08:30:03 pm
You never stop procrastinating and you'll eventually you'll be swallowed into the abyss of studying - losing all your ability to socialise and operate as an effective and effective citizen in society. And as a consequence, you'll be isolated from others.
But you'd get that phat 99.95 soo idk if this is really a corrupt hehe

I wish I'd spoken up earlier.

You speak up, but get shut down by protesters who disagree with you. Their voices are louder than yours so you never get your opinion through.

I wish I had the motivation to do some work right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ayesha2011t on August 15, 2016, 09:00:18 pm

You speak up, but get shut down by protesters who disagree with you. Their voices are louder than yours so you never get your opinion through.

I wish I had the motivation to do some work right now.
You do have the motivation to do some work now, but only now. After this work that u complete, ur motivation is gonna fly out the window and you'll be demotivated for the rest of your life.

I wish I was more fit and healthy 

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: elysepopplewell on August 15, 2016, 09:03:22 pm
You do have the motivation to do some work now, but only now. After this work that u complete, ur motivation is gonna fly out the window and you'll be demotivated for the rest of your life.

I wish I was more fit and healthy
You are more fit and healthy, but leg day takes over your life and one day you squat too hard and snap your knee cap.

I wish I had more ice magic for my ice cream :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Swagadaktal on August 15, 2016, 09:29:19 pm
You are more fit and healthy, but leg day takes over your life and one day you squat too hard and snap your knee cap.

I wish I had more ice magic for my ice cream :(
But the only ice cream flavour you could eat was the strawberry from the 3 pack neapolitan vanilla/chocolate/strawberry.

I wish I could drink soft drinks without doing irreversible damage to my teeth.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Calebark on August 15, 2016, 09:40:25 pm
But the only ice cream flavour you could eat was the strawberry from the 3 pack neapolitan vanilla/chocolate/strawberry.

I wish I could drink soft drinks without doing irreversible damage to my teeth.

This is only possible because you have no teeth

I wish I coud play guitar perfectly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: elysepopplewell on August 15, 2016, 09:53:05 pm
This is only possible because you have no teeth

I wish I coud play guitar perfectly

You can, but it spirals you into a world of misunderstood musos and you never return to appreciate simplicity because you are so in touch with sound.

I wish I was funny
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: geminii on August 15, 2016, 11:28:35 pm
You can, but it spirals you into a world of misunderstood musos and you never return to appreciate simplicity because you are so in touch with sound.

I wish I was funny

You are funny, but the catch is that you crack a joke every time a serious situation arises, making you out to be inconsiderate.

I wish I had a great memory.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 16, 2016, 08:33:46 am
You are funny, but the catch is that you crack a joke every time a serious situation arises, making you out to be inconsiderate.

I wish I had a great memory.

You have a great memory - of the most traumatic, sad and unpleasant events of your life. You are deprived of happy memories.

I wish I was smart enough to get a decent ATAR without studying.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: elysepopplewell on August 16, 2016, 12:48:30 pm
You have a great memory - of the most traumatic, sad and unpleasant events of your life. You are deprived of happy memories.

I wish I was smart enough to get a decent ATAR without studying.

You are that smart, but it alienates you from your peers and you become incredibly lonely.

I wish that I had a HSP in front of me :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 16, 2016, 04:52:12 pm
You are that smart, but it alienates you from your peers and you become incredibly lonely.

I wish that I had a HSP in front of me :(
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal

I wish my bookcase had more books.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 17, 2016, 08:15:01 am
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal

I wish my bookcase had more books.

You bookcase has way more books that you wanted, except that it is now in a public library.

I wish that we, students be judged upon merit rather than exam scores.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on August 17, 2016, 04:35:08 pm
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal

I wish my bookcase had more books.
OMG this made me lol so hard (out loud!)

You bookcase has way more books that you wanted, except that it is now in a public library.

I wish that we, students be judged upon merit rather than exam scores.

Students are now judged on merit not scores, but you have no merit and thus are worse off than if you had exam scores still.

I wish that Donald Trump got voted in (try and corrupt this wish, its already corrupt! ;D)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: geminii on August 17, 2016, 05:16:12 pm
OMG this made me lol so hard (out loud!)

Students are now judged on merit not scores, but you have no merit and thus are worse off than if you had exam scores still.

I wish that Donald Trump got voted in (try and corrupt this wish, its already corrupt! ;D)

Donald Trump gets voted in, but not only does he build a bridge between Mexico and America, he also builds walls around all countries so that no one can travel from one country to another. Also if you are Mexican or Muslim (not being racist or religionist, just stating the people Donald hates most), then you get more attention from Donald and are sent to a remote island where it's like the Hunger Games in order to survive. Happy life!

I wish that Australia won the Olympics.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on August 18, 2016, 08:29:40 pm
Donald Trump gets voted in, but not only does he build a bridge between Mexico and America, he also builds walls around all countries so that no one can travel from one country to another. Also if you are Mexican or Muslim (not being racist or religionist, just stating the people Donald hates most), then you get more attention from Donald and are sent to a remote island where it's like the Hunger Games in order to survive. Happy life!

I wish that Australia won the Olympics.

Australia wins the olympics, but then all of our olympic players get sold to america to grow our economy. Then our economy crashes, and the illegal immigrants all pile in and take over Australian ways and orders and Australia turns into a communist country ruled by the North Koreans
(Lol excuse the digression)

I wish for all religions to unite under one religion (BOOM!!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ssarahj on August 18, 2016, 08:46:28 pm
Australia wins the olympics, but then all of our olympic players get sold to america to grow our economy. Then our economy crashes, and the illegal immigrants all pile in and take over Australian ways and orders and Australia turns into a communist country ruled by the North Koreans
(Lol excuse the digression)

I wish for all religions to unite under one religion (BOOM!!)

All the religions merge into one so we lose all of our spiritual diversity which means that people become disillusioned with religion because it can't fulfil people's specific needs and therefore everyone eventually becomes atheist/agnostic and defeats the whole purpose of the unification in the first place.

I wish that The Bachelor was on every night of the week  8) #Kiera4eva
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on August 18, 2016, 08:49:09 pm
Easy one lol. This could go several ways.
1. The Bachelor is on every night but you lose interest
2. The bachelor is on every night but you cannot watch it (on a channel you dont have?)
3. The bachelor is on every night but your fave bachelor dies midshow so they have to cancel it (dark i know :P)

Wish that there was some good shows on netflix.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 18, 2016, 08:50:02 pm
But then one TV show you can watch is on it!

I wish I had a burrito right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on August 18, 2016, 08:51:08 pm
But then it becomes the only TV show that you can watch.

I wish I had a burrito right now.
But you are allergic to everything in the burrito, so cannot eat it.

Wish that I had a life outside of atarnotes ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 20, 2016, 03:01:05 pm
But you are allergic to everything in the burrito, so cannot eat it.

Wish that I had a life outside of atarnotes ;D

You do. Except that outside of atarnotes, you life is a life of crime. And you eventually get caught and sent to jail.

I wish that the universe will end now. (try corrupting that already corrupt wish)   ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: elysepopplewell on August 20, 2016, 03:20:17 pm
You do. Except that outside of atarnotes, you life is a life of crime. And you eventually get caught and sent to jail.

I wish that the universe will end now. (try corrupting that already corrupt wish)   ;)

The Universe ends immediately, but that also terminates your existence, thus not allowing you to enjoy your wish.

I wish I didn't spend money on a hardly-pigmented eye shadow palette today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jakesilove on August 20, 2016, 04:14:52 pm
The Universe ends immediately, but that also terminates your existence, thus not allowing you to enjoy your wish.

I wish I didn't spend money on a hardly-pigmented eye shadow palette today.

You didn't. Your entire reality is a dream of a dream.

I wish Electrodynamics was easy to study for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 21, 2016, 06:23:31 pm
You didn't. Your entire reality is a dream of a dream.

I wish Electrodynamics was easy to study for

Quantum Electrodynamics was easy to study for, but it was only easy to study for you. Everyone else around you struggled and cannot comprehend this stuff. Except that this topic is all you know, so you become lonely and isolated as nobody can understand you.

I wish somebody will cross-dress during year 12 muck-up day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 22, 2016, 06:57:52 pm
Quantum Electrodynamics was easy to study for, but it was only easy to study for you. Everyone else around you struggled and cannot comprehend this stuff. Except that this topic is all you know, so you become lonely and isolated as nobody can understand you.

I wish somebody will cross-dress during year 12 muck-up day.
But that person is you and you get sent away from the muck-up day celebrations...

I wish that I can catch something other than rattatas and pidgeys on pokemon go.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jakesilove on August 22, 2016, 06:59:52 pm
But that person is you and you get sent away from the muck-up day celebrations...

I wish that I can catch something other than rattatas and pidgeys on pokemon go.

You catch a virus that completely bricks your phone.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on August 22, 2016, 09:43:17 pm
There are more hours in the day, but they are dark hours which essentially means that you spend more time resting (without needing more rest) and we all end up dying quicker as the years are longer. Have fun with your shortened life! #yolo :D

Wish i had a photographic memory (so I didnt have to keep reciting my english speech that may or may not be tomorrow :P)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 22, 2016, 09:48:28 pm
But then you see something you shouldn't of and you can't forget it.

I wish there were flame-resistant books
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jakesilove on August 22, 2016, 09:57:02 pm
But then you see something you shouldn't of and you can't forget it.

I wish there were flame-resistant books

The books realise they are flame-resistant, and as such are stronger than us mere mortals. They take over the world with fire and blood.

I wish I had the ability to guess which stocks are worth buying
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 24, 2016, 06:43:17 pm
The books realise they are flame-resistant, and as such are stronger than us mere mortals. They take over the world with fire and blood.

I wish I had the ability to guess which stocks are worth buying

You can guess which stock is worth buying, but you cannot buy them for some very, very strange reason.  ???

I wish VCE (or state equivalent) is not as stressful as it is.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 24, 2016, 06:59:15 pm
It's stress-free, however, you find that somehow everything outside VCE is excruciatingly stressful.

I wish I knew earlier that water helps with concentration...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mapleflame on August 29, 2016, 06:38:52 pm
I wish I knew earlier that water helps with concentration...

You knew that water helps concentration, but you find you are deathly allergic to it.

I wish that I could sing as well as caleb hyles.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 30, 2016, 05:10:43 pm
But then you forget who Caleb Hyles is.

I wish my schoolbag wasn't heavy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jakesilove on August 30, 2016, 05:33:48 pm
But then you forget who Caleb Hyles is.

I wish my schoolbag wasn't heavy.

Someone stole your schoolbag; don't have to worry about it being heavy anymore!

I wish someone would bring me food right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mapleflame on August 30, 2016, 06:13:18 pm
Someone brings you food but you choke on it.

I wish I had a pet snake.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 30, 2016, 06:24:18 pm
Someone brings you food but you choke on it.

I wish I had a pet snake.

You have a pet snake that is poisonous and it bites you. (you end up in hospital)

I wish I knew what I want to do in uni.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 30, 2016, 06:52:01 pm
But then you find a course and you're stuck in it forever

I wish I did psych this year.


Edit: Excuse my inept ability for not being able to use the English language correctly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on August 30, 2016, 07:21:14 pm
You did, but you are the worst in the class and never get above 20%

I wish there was more unis around where I live.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ayesha2011t on August 30, 2016, 09:22:39 pm

You did, but you are the worst in the class and never get above 20%

I wish there was more unis around where I live.
There are...but waaaay too many. Your suburb is always super busy now and you can never sleep at night bc you hear the noises of numerous parties simultaneously going on.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on August 30, 2016, 09:37:09 pm
There are...but waaaay too many. Your suburb is always super busy now and you can never sleep at night bc you hear the noises of numerous parties simultaneously going on.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes

The device that grants you wishes will only take countable numbers. So you just keep on wishing for a bigger and bigger and bigger numbers in terms of wishes. So in the end, you never get to infinity itself but you just get a very big number, where you will never run out in your lifetime.

I wish that I can start my life with all the memories I have of my current life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 30, 2016, 09:46:43 pm
 But you only remember embarrassing events.

I wish my CAS calculator would charge properly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lzxnl on August 30, 2016, 11:48:55 pm
But you only remember embarrassing events.

I wish my CAS calculator would charge properly.

Your CAS calculator finally operates at the voltage it was designed to, but a short circuit melts all fuses and lights your house on fire. Instantly.

I wish my sleep every night was adequate enough to keep me energetic the next day, but not in excess.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: geminii on August 31, 2016, 07:24:51 pm
Your CAS calculator finally operates at the voltage it was designed to, but a short circuit melts all fuses and lights your house on fire. Instantly.

I wish my sleep every night was adequate enough to keep me energetic the next day, but not in excess.

You find out that the 'adequate amount of sleep' for you personally is well above 18 hours, meaning you barely have any time to do anything, let alone go to school, do homework, eat, etc.

I wish that I could instantly remember anything, even if that comes with a cost like remembering embarrassing moments as well - I don't mind!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on September 03, 2016, 05:47:23 pm
You find out that the 'adequate amount of sleep' for you personally is well above 18 hours, meaning you barely have any time to do anything, let alone go to school, do homework, eat, etc.

I wish that I could instantly remember anything, even if that comes with a cost like remembering embarrassing moments as well - I don't mind!

You can instantly remember anything, with the embarrassing events. Yet the only way you are able to do that is to put your memoires into a portable hard drive as your brain has limited memory capacity. So you have to carry this portable hard drive everywhere to retain all of your memories.

I wish I have magic powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sudodds on September 13, 2016, 02:39:54 pm
You can instantly remember anything, with the embarrassing events. Yet the only way you are able to do that is to put your memoires into a portable hard drive as your brain has limited memory capacity. So you have to carry this portable hard drive everywhere to retain all of your memories.

I wish I have magic powers.

You have magic powers, but are only able to use them exclusively between 3:45 and 4:00 am.

I wish my motivation didn't disappear after trials
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 13, 2016, 02:58:50 pm
You have magic powers, but are only able to use them exclusively between 3:45 and 4:00 am.

I wish my motivation didn't disappear after trials
You have motivation, but you only continue to have motivation after trials, by reading the tips in my sig. :P

I wish I didn't have a spesh sac tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on September 13, 2016, 10:05:11 pm
You have motivation, but you only continue to have motivation after trials, by reading the tips in my sig. :P

I wish I didn't have a spesh sac tomorrow.

You don't have the speech SAC tomorrow... You have it the day before the VCAA exam.

I wish we have the Finnish education system (a world class education system)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fifth on September 14, 2016, 09:13:02 pm
Economics now makes so much sense to everybody in the world that the greedy and creative take advantage of the system to overcomplicate it and split the world into several different kinds of their own currency so as to avoid anybody else rising to the top as they have.

I wish I owned a penguin that spoke broken English in a Russian accent.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 14, 2016, 09:16:32 pm
I wish I owned a penguin that spoke broken English in a Russian accent.

But the English is so broken that you don't understand it, nor do you understand Russian.

I wish I could produce this practice essay my teacher wants, with putting any effort into it. (It's really an ironic piece- an LA article on handwriting- which is obviously typed up).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: melprocrastinator on September 14, 2016, 10:24:06 pm
You live in France, but you are only able to eat Tête de Veau (Beef brains) for the rest of your life  ;)

I wish economics made sense

you end up understanding economics way too much, and suddenly go crazy when you realise  how bad the econmy really is.

i wish i could eat whatever i want, without gaining weight. lol
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gogo14 on September 14, 2016, 10:54:31 pm
you end up understanding economics way too much, and suddenly go crazy when you realise  how bad the econmy really is.

i wish i could eat whatever i want, without gaining weight. lol
you don't gain weight because you don't digest the food. You become very hungry and malnutritioned.

I wish that there are no wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: n.a on September 16, 2016, 11:34:09 pm
you don't gain weight because you don't digest the food. You become very hungry and malnutritioned.

I wish that there are no wishes

Wish granted but your wish creates a paradox which creates a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum which places all of the universe in a perpetual time loop and we are all stuck between one minute and the next and the time is forever and always 11.32 pm.

What a disaster that wish turned out to be.

I wish that I could be happy always.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on September 18, 2016, 02:58:02 pm
Wish granted but your wish creates a paradox which creates a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum which places all of the universe in a perpetual time loop and we are all stuck between one minute and the next and the time is forever and always 11.32 pm.

What a disaster that wish turned out to be.

I wish that I could be happy always.

You are always happy because you have a drug which you injected that makes you happy. Then, that particular drug becomes illegal, you get found out, and sent to jail. And you are still happy despite that, as long as you have the drug.

(dare I wish this...)
I wish I had Laruen as my English tutor/teacher.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 19, 2016, 06:28:09 am
You are always happy because you have a drug which you injected that makes you happy. Then, that particular drug becomes illegal, you get found out, and sent to jail. And you are still happy despite that, as long as you have the drug.

(dare I wish this...)
I wish I had Laruen as my English tutor/teacher.
You have the amazing Lauren as a tutor and teacher, however you don't do so well in your other subjects! (sorry- that is cruel!)

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:15 this morning...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HughMungus on September 19, 2016, 06:55:35 am
You have the amazing Lauren as a tutor and teacher, however you don't do so well in your other subjects! (sorry- that is cruel!)

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:15 this morning...

You didn't wake up at all on the day of your exams

I wish I was a punk Rocker with flowers in my hair...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 23, 2016, 09:48:55 pm
You didn't wake up at all on the day of your exams

I wish I was a punk Rocker with flowers in my hair...
But you have hayfever and are allergic to the flowers permanently stuck in your hair.

I wish nail polish didn't smell horrible.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Calebark on September 24, 2016, 10:24:49 pm
I wish nail polish didn't smell horrible.

You now have anosmia

I wish I had a giant German Shepherd
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Seige on September 26, 2016, 02:56:16 pm
You now have anosmia

I wish I had a giant German Shepherd

A shepherd appears whose nationality is German. He lives to tend to his herd of sheep, however his giant stature attracts the public eye, and he is soon taken away. In the end, you are left with 100 sheep, and no German Shepherd.

I wish I could get a Michelin star.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lozil on September 27, 2016, 07:00:33 pm
A shepherd appears whose nationality is German. He lives to tend to his herd of sheep, however his giant stature attracts the public eye, and he is soon taken away. In the end, you are left with 100 sheep, and no German Shepherd.

I wish I could get a Michelin star.

When they award the Michelin star you're so happy you don't take cooking precautions and burn down the restaurant...

I wish it was November 5
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HughMungus on September 27, 2016, 07:06:04 pm
When they award the Michelin star you're so happy you don't take cooking precautions and burn down the restaurant...

I wish it was November 5

November the 5th comes but all the exams are postponed until november the 7th xD

I wish that Harambe was alive :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 27, 2016, 07:10:28 pm
November the 5th comes but all the exams are postponed until november the 7th xD

I wish that Harambe was alive :'(

Harambe is resurrected, however it then goes all King Kong on you.

I wish I could find some sticky tape right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Syndicate on September 27, 2016, 08:02:46 pm
Harambe is resurrected, however it then goes all King Kong on you.

I wish I could find some sticky tape right now.

You do find some tape but it's not sticky.

I wish I always wake up early without a head-ache.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: melprocrastinator on September 28, 2016, 10:01:07 pm
You do find some tape but it's not sticky.

I wish I always wake up early without a head-ache.

you never wake up with a headache, but you do get one when you saty up too late

i wish i could write faster
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 28, 2016, 10:55:44 pm
you never wake up with a headache, but you do get one when you saty up too late

i wish i could write faster

You write faster, but you write in ancient language that nobody else knows. :P

I wish I could sleep for a whole day, interrupted. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on September 29, 2016, 08:27:00 am
You write faster, but you write in ancient language that nobody else knows. :P

I wish I could sleep for a whole day, interrupted. :P

You fall into a deep sleep for 100 years like the fairy tale sleeping beauty. In fact, you are sleeping beauty in the modern world.

I wish I can start my life again with all the same memories that I have now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 01, 2016, 11:54:07 am
I wish I can start my life again with all the same memories that I have now.

You have a brand new life, however you only remember embarrassing past memories. 8)

I wish that the holidays wouldn't end...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BPunjabi on October 06, 2016, 11:11:24 pm
You have a brand new life, however you only remember embarrassing past memories. 8)

I wish that the holidays wouldn't end...

The holidays last for an hour each day along side school... Its a normal day

I want to time travell
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on October 10, 2016, 01:08:56 pm
The holidays last for an hour each day along side school... Its a normal day

I want to time travell

But you get stuck 65 million years ago when dinosaurs ruled the planet and you either
a) get eaten by a T-Rex
Or b) get wiped out in the meteor that hits the planet and makes you as dead as the dinosaurs

Oops.. Shouldve made sure it could get back before testing it :P

I wish I was more prepared for the upcoming HSC's
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on October 10, 2016, 02:07:34 pm
But you get stuck 65 million years ago when dinosaurs ruled the planet and you either
a) get eaten by a T-Rex
Or b) get wiped out in the meteor that hits the planet and makes you as dead as the dinosaurs

Oops.. Shouldve made sure it could get back before testing it :P

I wish I was more prepared for the upcoming HSC's

You are more prepared for the HSC, but fail the exam nonetheless.

I wish that my physics teacher (a person who is willing to go out of her way to help students out) joins ATARNotes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on October 10, 2016, 02:37:37 pm
You are more prepared for the HSC, but fail the exam nonetheless.

I wish that my physics teacher (a person who is willing to go out of her way to help students out) joins ATARNotes.

She does join but she posts inappropriately and it results in her getting banned.

I wish my religion teacher would hurry up and email me back my responses (and I don't care if theyre terrible, they probably are lol)

Oops..thanks bpunjabi
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BPunjabi on October 10, 2016, 04:12:37 pm
She does join but she posts inappropriately and it results in her getting banned.

I wish my religion today would hurry up and email me back my responses (and I don't care if theyre terrible, they probably are lol)

Your religion
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: vincentso69 on October 11, 2016, 03:31:01 pm
I wish for a 99 atar xD
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on October 11, 2016, 04:11:38 pm
I wish for a 99 atar xD

You get a 99 ATAR but are not accepted into any courses because you have not done the pre-requisites.
(My wish above still stands)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ayesha2011t on October 11, 2016, 04:15:47 pm

She does join but she posts inappropriately and it results in her getting banned.

I wish my religion teacher would hurry up and email me back my responses (and I don't care if theyre terrible, they probably are lol)

Oops..thanks bpunjabi

That's all your teacher does. Your teacher is just going to copy the essays you sent, paste it and send it back to you.

I wish I didn't procrastinate all the time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on October 11, 2016, 04:20:42 pm
That's all your teacher does. Your teacher is just going to copy the essays you sent, paste it and send it back to you.

I wish I didn't procrastinate all the time

You dont procrastinate. You try and try to do simple things yet can never get close to achieving them. Enjoy your even more unproductive life!! ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on December 09, 2016, 10:42:21 pm
Revive:

The user above me broke the game so...

I wish I can see who I will be in the future given my current situation.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 09, 2016, 11:05:27 pm
You don't exist in the future and have been replaced by a robot.

I wish science was wrong.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 11, 2016, 09:24:25 am
You don't exist in the future and have been replaced by a robot.

I wish science was wrong.
Science is wrong, but you're never right either!

I wish high-pitched singers (aimed at kids entertainment) didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 12, 2016, 10:30:24 pm
Science is wrong, but you're never right either!

I wish high-pitched singers (aimed at kids entertainment) didn't exist.
They go with all the singers down to the baritone level and you're left with nothing but really really low bass.

I wish I was more flexible
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 12, 2016, 10:32:16 pm
They go with all the singers down to the baritone level and you're left with nothing but really really low bass.

I wish I was more flexible
You're so flexible that you tie yourself into a knot

I wish I could stay awake
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 12, 2016, 10:33:58 pm
The rings under your eyes start spiraling out of control to the point you literally have black circles around your eyes

I wish time would slow down.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 16, 2016, 11:25:42 am
The rings under your eyes start spiraling out of control to the point you literally have black circles around your eyes

I wish time would slow down.
Time slows down, however the ageing process quickens, thus you end up looking like an old man after one day :P

I wish the weather wasn't warm...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on December 16, 2016, 04:31:03 pm
Time slows down, however the ageing process quickens, thus you end up looking like an old man after one day :P

I wish the weather wasn't warm...

You create the next ice age (which is actually disastrous).

I wish I will find a fulfilling and enjoyable job in the future.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 18, 2016, 11:07:18 pm
You create the next ice age (which is actually disastrous).

I wish I will find a fulfilling and enjoyable job in the future.
Which swallows you to such a point you forget about your family

I wish I was perfect.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 19, 2016, 07:25:39 am
Which swallows you to such a point you forget about your family

I wish I was perfect.
You're perfect, but you notice every little imperfection on other people.

I wish I was a punk rocker
Spoiler
yet another music reference ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: vox nihili on December 19, 2016, 11:30:26 pm
You're perfect, but you notice every little imperfection on other people.

I wish I was a punk rocker
Spoiler
yet another music reference ;)

You are a punk rocker, but you were born too late in a world that doesn't care.

I wish Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die today (not really a fan but I just saw it on the news and figured half of you will have no bloody clue who that is)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 29, 2016, 08:53:10 am
You are a punk rocker, but you were born too late in a world that doesn't care.

I wish Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die today (not really a fan but I just saw it on the news and figured half of you will have no bloody clue who that is)
Spoiler
You're right, I have no idea who Zsa Zsa Gabor is.
Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die, but someone you cared about does instead. :/

I wish the weather wasn't so warm.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: strawberries on December 29, 2016, 06:58:00 pm
Spoiler
You're right, I have no idea who Zsa Zsa Gabor is.
Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die, but someone you cared about does instead. :/

I wish the weather wasn't so warm.
the weather will never be this warm again , but it will always be cold

I wish I was attractive, rich and smart
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 08, 2017, 10:07:29 am
the weather will never be this warm again , but it will always be cold

I wish I was attractive, rich and smart
But you keep trying to be more attractive, rich and smart because you know it could be better, thus you're never satisfied.

I wish countries would stop emitting excessive amounts of pollutants
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on January 08, 2017, 11:54:30 am
Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.

I wish I had ice-cream right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 08, 2017, 11:59:38 am
Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.

I wish I had ice-cream right now
You have all the ice cream that you could want; however you are deathly allergic to it.

I wish that I could dance well
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on January 08, 2017, 12:16:14 pm
You can. You can no longer walk you have to dance everywhere.

I wish I had a million dollars
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 08, 2017, 09:42:45 pm
Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.

I wish I had ice-cream right now
Corrupted into something better...
_______________


One million dollars becomes the basis instead of one dollar so you aren't rich with it

I wish insanipi would record herself singing and upload it ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 08, 2017, 09:46:05 pm
Corrupted into something better...
_______________


One million dollars becomes the basis instead of one dollar so you aren't rich with it

I wish insanipi would record herself singing and upload it ;D
Spoiler
You wish, jellyfish. I won't sing lmao

I record some singing, however you don't have a net connection to view it with

I wish I could live on a mountain.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: EEEEEEP on January 08, 2017, 10:01:35 pm
Spoiler
You wish, jellyfish. I won't sing lmao

I record some singing, however you don't have a net connection to view it with

I wish I could live on a mountain.
Granted. However you might just go a little bit insane from no loved ones ;,)

I wish insanipi would stop losing at chess.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 08, 2017, 10:26:58 pm
Granted. However you might just go a little bit insane from no loved ones ;,)

I wish insanipi would stop losing at chess.
I stop losing at chess, however when I next play you, you happen to forget the way in which the pawns move. :P

I wish people didn't make memes out of serious stuff.

Disclaimer: The next post that mentions me in it (such as the above 2 posts) face me deleting that post. Thanks.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 12, 2017, 01:02:40 am
Memes end up not existing altogether because they don't know what else to target

I wish I could not be killed
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 15, 2017, 07:45:15 am
Memes end up not existing altogether because they don't know what else to target

I wish I could not be killed
You cannot be killed, however, everyone else you know disappears.

I wish that I had all the time in the world to read books.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: strawberries on January 16, 2017, 07:29:53 pm
You cannot be killed, however, everyone else you know disappears.

I wish that I had all the time in the world to read books.
You do have all the time in the world to read books, and only books. Not enough time to read anything else you'd like

I wish that there would be a cure for cancer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 25, 2017, 08:42:48 pm
You do have all the time in the world to read books, and only books. Not enough time to read anything else you'd like

I wish that there would be a cure for cancer
There is a cure for many different types of cancer, however it means that there is no more coffee available. :P

Only if I could turn back time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tissue on January 25, 2017, 09:35:47 pm
There is a cure for many different types of cancer, however it means that there is no more coffee available. :P

Only if I could turn back time

You turn back time and find yourself in your mother's womb.

I wish I was incredibly athletic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shadowxo on January 25, 2017, 10:51:18 pm
You turn back time and find yourself in your mother's womb.

I wish I was incredibly athletic.

Granted, but you're now a cheetah

I wish I could read minds
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 25, 2017, 10:53:04 pm
Granted, but you're now a cheetah

I wish I could read minds
You can read minds, however, you can't turn on and off this ability.

I wish I was taller
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shadowxo on January 25, 2017, 11:02:09 pm
You can read minds, however, you can't turn on and off this ability.

I wish I was taller

You're taller, but now you're so tall you're considered a freak

I wish I knew everything about the world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 27, 2017, 07:53:51 pm
You know too much to the point nobody understands you when you talk about something in conversation anymore.

I wish more planets were inhabitable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 27, 2017, 08:01:47 pm
You know too much to the point nobody understands you when you talk about something in conversation anymore.

I wish more planets were inhabitable
There are plenty of habitable planets, but you're sent to a planet that plays the nutbush 24/7

I wish I could eat a lot of chocolate without feeling ill afterwards.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 27, 2017, 08:28:58 pm
No clue what that is actually


You feel ill eating everything else so your diet becomes only chocolate, except you end up getting really fat from it.

I wish a quintic formula existed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 27, 2017, 08:33:58 pm
No clue what that is actually


You feel ill eating everything else so your diet becomes only chocolate, except you end up getting really fat from it.

I wish a quintic formula existed.
Spoiler

You discover a quintic forumla and write it on a whiteboard, only to be rubbed off by your 10 year old cousin (I don't know if you actually have a 10yo cousin, I just made this up :P )

I wish lab coats wouldn't crease.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on January 27, 2017, 11:31:18 pm
Spoiler

You discover a quintic forumla and write it on a whiteboard, only to be rubbed off by your 10 year old cousin (I don't know if you actually have a 10yo cousin, I just made this up :P )

I wish lab coats wouldn't crease.

Lab costs don't cease, but become so stiff that you can hardly move in them.

I wish that some gov't  ::) didn't block so much of the internet.

I was referring to the Chinese gov't but didn't dare since this post was originally written in China
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 28, 2017, 01:05:36 pm
Lab costs don't cease, but become so stiff that you can hardly move in them.

I wish that some gov't  ::) didn't block so much of the internet.
Governments don't block the internet, however they only allow you to eat a certain type of food.

I wish I lived in the mountains
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 31, 2017, 01:04:44 am
The mountain region is deoxygenated.

I wish weapons didn't exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 01, 2017, 05:15:18 pm
The mountain region is deoxygenated.

I wish weapons didn't exist
Weapons don't exist, but governments control your every move.

I wish tuning instruments wasn't a pain.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: FallingStar on February 20, 2017, 02:04:40 pm
Weapons don't exist, but governments control your every move.

I wish tuning instruments wasn't a pain.

It's not a pain anymore due to your attempts at automating the tuning process. However, this automatism tunes the musical instrument so badly, it sounds horrible when you play, forcing you to go back to tuning your instrument by hand. Your efforts were futile.

I wish that the times of clubs and societies didn't clash with university classes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on February 20, 2017, 11:36:24 pm
It's not a pain anymore due to your attempts at automating the tuning process. However, this automatism tunes the musical instrument so badly, it sounds horrible when you play, forcing you to go back to tuning your instrument by hand. Your efforts were futile.

I wish that the times of clubs and societies didn't clash with university classes.
They start clashing with all of your intended family commitments and job related things instead.

I wish programming was easier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 21, 2017, 06:40:35 am
They start clashing with all of your intended family commitments and job related things instead.

I wish programming was easier
Programming is easier for you, however because you stay up extremely late everynight, you're tired and you're allergic to coffee

I wish I wasn't awake right now (see timestamp haha)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on February 22, 2017, 09:05:56 pm
That's kind of a sad corrupt... :P

You knock out for the entire day and don't do anything you should've done so you can't stop freaking out when you wake up.

I wish temperatures would be more stable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 22, 2017, 09:13:52 pm
That's kind of a sad corrupt... :P

You knock out for the entire day and don't do anything you should've done so you can't stop freaking out when you wake up.

I wish temperatures would be more stable
The temperature is stable, however it is stable at a warm 38 degrees, all day, everyday.

I wish I didn't have a headache
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on February 22, 2017, 09:15:35 pm
Get a ton of other diseases symptoms instead of the headache.

I wish all bacteria was good bacteria and not harmful
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shadowxo on February 23, 2017, 12:31:44 am
Get a ton of other diseases symptoms instead of the headache.

I wish all bacteria was good bacteria and not harmful

They are all good... but now less creatures get sick and die, so the world is overpopulated and animals (including humans) are starving to death instead.
I wish I could sleep when I'm tired, and not have to spend time trying to get to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: rodero on February 23, 2017, 05:56:19 pm
They are all good... but now less creatures get sick and die, so the world is overpopulated and animals (including humans) are starving to death instead.
I wish I could sleep when I'm tired, and not have to spend time trying to get to sleep

You fall into an eternal slumber. No more spending time trying to sleep.

I wish I made my notes during the holidays  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 23, 2017, 06:55:11 pm
You fall into an eternal slumber. No more spending time trying to sleep.

I wish I made my notes during the holidays  :'(
You made notes during the holidays, however you wake up on the morning of your first school day and find thay they're written in a language that you don't know

I wish I could swallow medicine  (tablets)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yertle the Turtle on July 06, 2017, 03:56:28 pm
You made notes during the holidays, however you wake up on the morning of your first school day and find thay they're written in a language that you don't know

I wish I could swallow medicine  (tablets)
You can swallow tablets, but they make you feel even more sick and don't stay down long.

I wish I could go back and retake primary school
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 06, 2017, 03:57:49 pm
You can swallow tablets, but they make you feel even more sick and don't stay down long.

I wish I could go back and retake primary school
You go back to primary school, but you're stuck there forever

I wish I could wear a pink wig xD
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yertle the Turtle on July 07, 2017, 01:20:04 pm
You go back to primary school, but you're stuck there forever

I wish I could wear a pink wig xD
Ha ha, I get the joke :)

You can wear a pink wig, but it is floor length and you are constantly tripping over it

I wish I had and could eat as much food as I like.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: geek123456 on July 07, 2017, 03:01:06 pm
Ha ha, I get the joke :)

You can wear a pink wig, but it is floor length and you are constantly tripping over it

I wish I had and could eat as much food as I like.
Wish granted:You can eat as much as you like but you can not taste it neither can you smell it and you feel empty no matter what quantity you eat :p
I wish I could work at a Google company!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yertle the Turtle on July 07, 2017, 03:20:12 pm
Wish Granted!

You are the janitor and toilet cleaner, and are unpaid.

I wish that I could stay on AN forever!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: vcestressed on July 07, 2017, 06:27:45 pm
Wish Granted!

You are the janitor and toilet cleaner, and are unpaid.


I wish that I could stay on AN forever!
Wish granted but you can not post or access the games part of the forum.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on July 14, 2017, 03:38:04 pm
Let me save this game by giving a wish to be corrupted :D

I wish uni was closer and I didn't have to travel 1 1/2-2 hrs each way
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 14, 2017, 04:51:55 pm
Wish granted! You now have an apartment near Macquarie, but you have to pay rent (good luck ._.)

I wish I could drive.
You can drive, but you have to buy a car.

I wish I didn't have a headache
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on July 16, 2017, 09:36:57 pm
You headache gets traded off for triple the amount you have to do on an average uni day

I wish highlighters were more effective
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 16, 2017, 09:39:06 pm
You headache gets traded off for triple the amount you have to do on an average uni day

I wish highlighters were more effective
Highlighters are more effective, however, you start seeing yellow highlighter everywhere you look.

I wish my to-read pile would get smaller
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: studybuddy7777 on July 17, 2017, 08:49:43 am
Wish granted! You now have an apartment near Macquarie, but you have to pay rent (good luck ._.)

I wish I could drive.

LOL don't even tempt me into moving out :P I have actually given it quite some thought.. The main reason I haven't is because the whole fam (6 of us!) is still at home so I feel like I would be dogging them ;)
Highlighters are more effective, however, you start seeing yellow highlighter everywhere you look.

I wish my to-read pile would get smaller

Wish granted but you lose the ability to read so your reading pile disappears :D

I wish I had more time in a day to do what I needed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: prickles on July 28, 2017, 09:00:39 pm
I wish I had more time in a day to do what I needed.

Sure, your day dissolves into night so you get all day and all night to do anything. Sadly there is no darkness and no time for sleep  :'( you end up walking around like a sleepless zombie

I wish I could play the piano
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 29, 2017, 05:33:05 pm
Sure, your day dissolves into night so you get all day and all night to do anything. Sadly there is no darkness and no time for sleep  :'( you end up walking around like a sleepless zombie

I wish I could play the piano
You can play the piano; but you can't talk.

I wish this wild wind would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shadowxo on July 29, 2017, 06:04:05 pm
You can play the piano; but you can't talk.

I wish this wild wind would go away
It goes away but is replaced by grey skies, rain and thunder.

I wish I could cook a meal in an instant
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 29, 2017, 07:13:54 pm
It goes away but is replaced by grey skies, rain and thunder.

I wish I could cook a meal in an instant
You can cook a meal in an instant, but it goes cold before you even eat it :P

I wish I could skip lectures
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shadowxo on July 29, 2017, 07:22:46 pm
You can cook a meal in an instant, but it goes cold before you even eat it :P

I wish I could skip lectures
You can but you lose marks as attendance is recorded. Wait that already happens? *evil laugh*

I wish I could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 29, 2017, 07:29:53 pm
You can but you lose marks as attendance is recorded. Wait that already happens? *evil laugh*

I wish I could teleport
you can teleport, but always to the incorrect place :P

I wish I didn't have to leave my notebooks at uni yesterday
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on August 01, 2017, 07:38:50 am
They were under your bed the whole time and you just didn't think to look there.

I wish I could control time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 01, 2017, 08:05:46 am
They were under your bed the whole time and you just didn't think to look there.

I wish I could control time
You control time, but you can only turn it back haha

I wish I could stay in bed all day
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on August 01, 2017, 08:17:57 am
You do, but you do it with too many dust mites

I wish technology was my slave
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 01, 2017, 08:21:27 am
You do, but you do it with too many dust mites

I wish technology was my slave
Technology is your slave, but your computer still says no

I wish I didn't need glasses
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MisterNeo on August 01, 2017, 08:59:50 am
Technology is your slave, but your computer still says no

I wish I didn't need glasses

You don't need glasses because you have no eyes.

I wish I had better memory.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 01, 2017, 09:06:02 am
You don't need glasses because you have no eyes.

I wish I had better memory.
You have a better memory, but you don't remember your name

I wish I could dance
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yertle the Turtle on August 01, 2017, 04:48:57 pm
You have a better memory, but you don't remember your name

I wish I could dance
You can dance. In fact, you cannot stop dancing. You are fated to dance yourself into a terrible suicide.

I wish I could get an engineering scholarship to Monash that covers all costs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: djpetrin15 on August 01, 2017, 06:37:16 pm
You can dance. In fact, you cannot stop dancing. You are fated to dance yourself into a terrible suicide.

I wish I could get an engineering scholarship to Monash that covers all costs

You can get an engineering scholarship to Monash that covers all costs, but you'll never get a job in engineering. Your one life interest becomes useless.

I wish I could generate money from thin air.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on August 07, 2017, 12:52:02 pm
You can, but all the Earth's air is thin!

I wish I could get 100% on all of my exams.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on August 07, 2017, 04:10:01 pm

You can, but all the Earth's air is thin!

I wish I could get 100% on all of my exams.
Turns out you sat all the wrong exams

I wish my car could refuel itself
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 07, 2017, 04:12:36 pm
Turns out you sat all the wrong exams

I wish my car could refuel itself
Your car refuels and you're on your merry way, but you end up having a flat tyre

I wish I didn't have a massive todo list
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: prickles on August 07, 2017, 05:11:15 pm
You don't have a todo list at all; therefore you're life is incredibly unorganised, and you can't function

I wish I didn't spend so much time on ATARNotes...not really
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GalacticProcess on August 07, 2017, 05:18:34 pm
You don't have a todo list at all; therefore you're life is incredibly unorganised, and you can't function

I wish I didn't spend so much time on ATARNotes...not really
You don't spend so much time on ATARNotes, because you have no internet.

I wish I wasn't so sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: djpetrin15 on August 09, 2017, 04:06:21 pm
You're healed, but now you can never chuck a sickie again!
I wish I could alter the decisions I made
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 21, 2017, 03:35:07 pm
You get stuck in an infinite loop of decisions because you can't isolate the most optimal.

I wish weather in Australia would stabilise
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on November 24, 2017, 06:42:26 pm
It stabilizes, but you will dislike the temperatures  :(

I wish I had the power to do well academically.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on November 24, 2017, 06:52:13 pm
You do well acedemically but everyone else does better, so you get a low ATAR anyway

I wish I knew which uni to pick
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on November 25, 2017, 12:50:40 pm
I hope that doesn't happen!

You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)


Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 25, 2017, 12:52:59 pm
I hope that doesn't happen!

You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)

You don't procrastinate, but the morning the assignment is due, your dog eats it :(

I wish I had more dresses
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on November 25, 2017, 05:56:14 pm
I hope that doesn't happen!

You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)

This was actually too true
You don't procrastinate, but the morning the assignment is due, your dog eats it :(

I wish I had more dresses

You have more dresses, so many in fact that they don't fit in your wardrobe. They spill out onto the floor creating such a clutter that you are pretty much drowning in dresses and can't get out anywhere, not even the kitchen, so you starve.

I wish I had a sandwhich to eat right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 26, 2017, 11:06:35 am
Your sandwich is full of ingredients you hate

I wish I could survive without breathing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 26, 2017, 11:07:53 am
Your sandwich is full of ingredients you hate

I wish I could survive without breathing
You survive without breathing, but you're a fish

I wish I could swim
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 26, 2017, 01:51:09 pm
You lose the ability to move on land in exchange for it

I wish my eyesight was better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 26, 2017, 01:53:35 pm
You lose the ability to move on land in exchange for it

I wish my eyesight was better
Your eyesight improves, however everyone else goes blind

I wish I had l chocolate
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 26, 2017, 01:54:55 pm
It melts entirely over your hand

I wish I wouldn't feel so anxious for no good reason O.o
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on November 26, 2017, 08:58:39 pm
You now don't feel anxious for no reason because now there is a reason. An unsolvable reason that is everlasting. You can never stop being anxious.

I wish I could stay home tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on November 26, 2017, 10:31:30 pm
You can stay home today, and tomorrow and the next day. You are in a coma and will never wake up.

I wish there wasn't a fly buzzing around my room.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on November 26, 2017, 10:34:41 pm
There isn't a fly in your room, instead there is a mosquito, at it is carrying malaria.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 26, 2017, 10:38:04 pm
There isn't a fly in your room, instead there is a mosquito, at it is carrying malaria.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish
That incorruptible wish is your only wish

I wish that I had neat fingernails
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 02, 2017, 05:28:04 pm
They're neat because they're completely rigid and frozen and now nail polish or anything doesn't go on.

(A bit weird of a corruption this time but for some reason it was the first thing I could think of)

I wish I had more stamina
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 02, 2017, 05:36:23 pm
They're neat because they're completely rigid and frozen and now nail polish or anything doesn't go on.

(A bit weird of a corruption this time but for some reason it was the first thing I could think of)

I wish I had more stamina
You have more stamina, but you don't have the stamina to do the things you need to do.

I wish I had some mac and cheese right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 02, 2017, 05:40:11 pm
It rots upon contact with anything

I wish my car didn't need to be serviced
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 02, 2017, 05:48:19 pm
It rots upon contact with anything

I wish my car didn't need to be serviced
The car doesn't need servicing, but it was expensive to buy in the first place :P

I wish the book I'm reading didn't suck
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: keltingmeith on December 02, 2017, 05:50:36 pm
I wish the book I'm reading didn't suck

Done! It now blows, instead.

I wish it didn't hurt to stand up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 02, 2017, 11:49:07 pm
Done! It now blows, instead.

I wish it didn't hurt to stand up.

It now hurts to sit down

I wish I had more time to sleep before work tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: keltingmeith on December 03, 2017, 12:49:36 am
It now hurts to sit down

I wish I had more time to sleep before work tomorrow

Joke's on you, it already hurts to sit. ;)

Okay, now you can get plenty of sleep - you're fired.

I wish coke wasn't so addictive. 😭
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 03, 2017, 09:37:22 am
Joke's on you, it already hurts to sit. ;)

Okay, now you can get plenty of sleep - you're fired.

I wish coke wasn't so addictive. 😭

Well jokes on you cause j hate my job so being fired is an easy way out, thanks!

Ok so, instead you don't find coke addictive but you start forming an addiction to eating crayons

I wish I could go home now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 03, 2017, 11:11:36 am
You end up locked up at home with no electricity.

I wish Google wasn't blocked in China
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 03, 2017, 08:16:41 pm
You end up locked up at home with no electricity.

I wish Google wasn't blocked in China

Google is unblocked but everything else is so you can't acsess any of your search results

I wish my bags would pack themselves
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 03, 2017, 08:26:11 pm
They refuse to stop packing until they weigh twice as much as you, even if it means the bag explodes in the process.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: keltingmeith on December 03, 2017, 10:16:16 pm
They refuse to stop packing until they weigh twice as much as you, even if it means the bag explodes in the process.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Done - but the density changes to match. The moon no longer has a gravitational influence on the Earth. A lot of things are now fucked up...

I wish my apps wouldn't update every day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 03, 2017, 10:47:10 pm
Done - but the density changes to match. The moon no longer has a gravitational influence on the Earth. A lot of things are now fucked up...

I wish my apps wouldn't update every day.

They never update and you get left behind technologically while all your friends are playing with the new app features

I wish my 60ish mozzie bites would stop itching (true story, and yes, I counted  :'( )
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on December 04, 2017, 06:56:40 am
They no longer itch. Have fun with your 60 bee stings.

I wish I could get an atar without doing English.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 04, 2017, 12:18:21 pm
You jinx another subject to going just as bad as English.

I wish my battery would stay at 100% and wouldn't explode either
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on December 04, 2017, 01:40:40 pm
I wouldn't mind - I don't really care about how bad a score i get, I just don't want to write
Your battery is always at 100%. Your screen is completely shattered and every time you touch it you get glass splinters. You can never fix this.

I wish the silent room at my school was actually silent.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 04, 2017, 03:49:18 pm
At the expense of that being the only silent room in your life and you can't access it 24/7

I wish I would stop losing stuff
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 04, 2017, 06:53:23 pm
You stop losing stuff because you've lost everything and so there is no longer anything to lose

I wish I had some motivation right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: keltingmeith on December 04, 2017, 07:52:03 pm
Done - you are finally motivated. You do it. You do something else. Suddenly, everything's done, but you're so motivated, that you keep doing. But with nothing else to do, you move to your neighbours place. You break in. The police take you to gaol. You're now a convicted felon, because you were too motivated to do nothing...

I wish hayfever wasn't a thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 04, 2017, 07:53:30 pm
Done - you are finally motivated. You do it. You do something else. Suddenly, everything's done, but you're so motivated, that you keep doing. But with nothing else to do, you move to your neighbours place. You break in. The police take you to gaol. You're now a convicted felon, because you were too motivated to do nothing...

I wish hayfever wasn't a thing.
Hayfever isn't a thing, but walking goldfish invades your dreams instead.

I wish I could finish my giant book pile
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 04, 2017, 08:13:39 pm
The books are burnt as soon as you finish them which hurts bookworms like you

I wish I was resistant to cold
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on December 04, 2017, 08:18:14 pm
You're resistant to the cold, but you are forced to live in a sweltering desert.

I wish I had a pet as a study buddy :)

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 04, 2017, 08:20:16 pm
The pet is a snake and gets a better mark than you at everything.

I wish less websites would be blocked in China
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 09, 2017, 04:41:19 pm
The pet is a snake and gets a better mark than you at everything.

I wish less websites would be blocked in China
All but your favourite website is unblocked in China.

I wish I could play the theremin
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 09, 2017, 04:44:49 pm
It takes you 90 years to finally get there

I wish all these programs would stop crashing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 09, 2017, 04:48:06 pm
It takes you 90 years to finally get there

I wish all these programs would stop crashing
Your programs stop crashing, instead your laptop shuts off randomly instead 8)

I wish I wasn't short
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 09, 2017, 04:49:18 pm
Because tiny is now its own discrete category from short and now you're tiny instead

I wish I knew how to speak more languages
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on December 09, 2017, 07:27:27 pm
You know how to speak more languages, but you're deaf and mute.

I wish my room was clean.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 09, 2017, 11:22:36 pm
Every bit of tidiness your room gains somehow trashes the rooms of your parents

I wish I could look into the fourth (space) dimension
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 10, 2017, 09:21:28 am
Every bit of tidiness your room gains somehow trashes the rooms of your parents

I wish I could look into the fourth (space) dimension
Done. You're now stuck in the fourth dimension.

I wish the loungeroom would tidy itself up
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on December 10, 2017, 10:31:33 am
Done. You're now stuck in the fourth dimension.

I wish the loungeroom would tidy itself up
The loungeroom will never actually be tidy, because you keep wishing for it to be on here, thus you aren't actually doing it  ;)

I wish my internet speed would allow my game to download at more than 40kbps  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 10, 2017, 10:35:12 am
The loungeroom will never actually be tidy, because you keep wishing for it to be on here, thus you aren't actually doing it  ;)

I wish my internet speed would allow my game to download at more than 40kbps  >:(
Your game downloads, but the file is corrupt.

I wish that my hair isn't frizzy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 10, 2017, 11:48:18 am
Because it's made out of bark

I wish there'd be less air pollution in China
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 18, 2017, 10:12:33 pm
Because it's made out of bark

I wish there'd be less air pollution in China
There's less air pollution in China, but more water pollution instead.

I wish jeans were breathable in summer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 18, 2017, 10:22:58 pm
Just your jeans. Not any torso.

I wish I could enjoy relaxation for longer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Syndicate on December 19, 2017, 12:16:27 am
Just your jeans. Not any torso.

I wish I could enjoy relaxation for longer

Granted, but once you decide to go back to your daily routine you'll find yourself to be overloaded with work (wouldn't this be true anyways?)

I wish I could break a world record
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 19, 2017, 02:05:21 am
A second later that record you set gets broken yet again

I wish wishes were incorruptable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 19, 2017, 02:06:37 am
A second later that record you set gets broken yet again

I wish wishes were incorruptable
Done. However all your files corrupt instead.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 19, 2017, 09:21:18 am
Looks like the only way to have an incorruptible wish is to have no wish to corrupt

I wish my breakfast was made already
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 19, 2017, 09:57:46 am
Looks like the only way to have an incorruptible wish is to have no wish to corrupt

I wish my breakfast was made already
Precisely ;)

Breakfast is made, however it is the last meal you eat.

I wish my nails weren't so brittle
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 19, 2017, 10:52:57 am
They aren't but they keep getting bent everywhere

I wish I could bring wifi with me everywhere
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 19, 2017, 10:57:12 am
You bring wifi with you, however you always have poor connection

I wish I could sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on December 19, 2017, 11:07:45 am
You bring wifi with you, however you always have poor connection

I wish I could sleep
You can, but its on a bed made out of rocks

I wish i could get a new phone
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 19, 2017, 01:21:43 pm
It's just another brick nokia.

I wish my printer would never run out of ink
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 19, 2017, 01:26:21 pm
Printer never runs outta ink, but it paper jams.

I wish that I had a blue laser pointer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 19, 2017, 01:28:39 pm
Your laser printer needs ink replaced after every half-page printed and is slower than a normal printer.

I wish everything I want to download can be downloaded (and installed) within 1 second
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 19, 2017, 01:37:53 pm
Done.
But you can't access Discord ever again :P

I wish I could walk on my hands
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 19, 2017, 03:15:33 pm
You can, but you can ONLY walk on your hands, making life awfully inconvenient

I wish I could pick up USyd and put it where WSU parramatta campus is
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 19, 2017, 07:07:48 pm
When the buildings attempt to merge from your placement they just crumble and you end up with no USyd NOR WSU paramatta campus.

I wish my laptop would never run out of battery.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on December 19, 2017, 07:47:12 pm
When the buildings attempt to merge from your placement they just crumble and you end up with no USyd NOR WSU paramatta campus.

I wish my laptop would never run out of battery.
It never does, but it runs incredibly slowly as a result

I wish i could get a job  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 19, 2017, 07:49:30 pm
20 hours in a row every day and at minimum wage.

I wish Chinese youtube wouldn't lag in Australia
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 19, 2017, 10:47:59 pm
It doesn't, but all other websites do. Is it really worth it?

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on December 19, 2017, 11:05:15 pm
It doesn't, but all other websites do. Is it really worth it?

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room
It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive

I wish my spotifly would work  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: domjamriska on December 19, 2017, 11:26:19 pm
It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive

I wish my spotifly would work  >:(

Spotify finally starts working but Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" is on infinite loop and cannot be muted  :P

I wish i could teleport  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 19, 2017, 11:33:00 pm
It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive

Umm well this is the reality, especially since my room is so tiny and old it wouldn't support or fit an air con so I guess nothing much changes *shrugs*

Spotify finally starts working but Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" is on infinite loop and cannot be muted  :P

I wish i could teleport  :D

You can now teleport, but you can only teleport 1 metre at a time

I wish I felt more Christmassy right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: domjamriska on December 19, 2017, 11:42:27 pm
I wish I felt more Christmassy right now

you feel more christmassy right now, but the christmas spirit and love is so intense that it drains all of your future affection for the celebration of the festive season and you undertake a tragic spiral into a shadow of your former self, later becoming the grinch  :-[

i wish i could have a coffee with shakespeare
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 20, 2017, 01:01:00 am
You can, because you are both dead.

I wish people would reply to my messages quicker
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 20, 2017, 11:16:46 am
You can, because you are both dead.

I wish people would reply to my messages quicker
Why do you want to kill everyone?
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Only the irrelevant people reply to your messages quicker

I wish time would slow down
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on December 20, 2017, 12:10:22 pm
Why do you want to kill everyone?
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Only the irrelevant people reply to your messages quicker

I wish time would slow down
It does, but everything you do is done in slow motion. It takes you 30 minutes to walk 300 metres

I wish my game would stop lagging  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 20, 2017, 03:11:12 pm
It stops lagging and then you disconnect every 20 seconds for unknown reasons

I wish international roaming wouldn't be expensive
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 21, 2017, 04:05:51 pm
It stops lagging and then you disconnect every 20 seconds for unknown reasons

I wish international roaming wouldn't be expensive
Done

I wish my phone wouldn't die
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 21, 2017, 06:14:29 pm
It never dies but all functionality is lost so all you can do with it is check the time.

I wish my parents would accept my uni choices
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on December 22, 2017, 08:56:52 pm
Your parents accept your uni choices, but the uni campus is demolished and moved to a place far away.

I wish I didn't feel so weird right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 24, 2017, 09:01:59 am
Your parents accept your uni choices, but the uni campus is demolished and moved to a place far away.

I wish I didn't feel so weird right now.
You don't feel weird, however your clothes look weird instead.

I wish that I'm not short
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: natdogg on December 24, 2017, 12:42:31 pm
You aren’t, but you now have a condition that makes you continue to grow at a rapid pace, unable to be stopped.

I wish my pancakes were always perfectly shaped
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on December 24, 2017, 02:09:19 pm
Your pancakes are perfectly shaped, but their taste changes and they become disgusting to the point where you never want to make or eat pancakes again.

I wish I could know what career I should pick.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on December 28, 2017, 07:24:32 pm
You pick something but then it becomes redundant six months later.

I wish I would stop procrastinating
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on December 29, 2017, 01:14:28 pm
You stop procrastinating, but you can never use AN again. :(

I wish I had the motivation to study right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lear on December 29, 2017, 04:17:33 pm
You have the motivation to study but spend your ‘study’ time googling best ways to ‘study’. For the rest of the day....

I wish I had an invisibility cloak
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 29, 2017, 10:03:27 pm
You have the motivation to study but spend your ‘study’ time googling best ways to ‘study’. For the rest of the day....

I wish I had an invisibility cloak
You have an invisibility cloak, however once you take it off, you lose it forever

I wish I didn't just slip on stairs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on December 29, 2017, 10:09:07 pm
You have an invisibility cloak, however once you take it off, you lose it forever

I wish I didn't just slip on stairs
You never slip on a flight of stairs again, but when you reach flat ground at the bottom, you always slip

I wish i wasn't given so much work to do this holidays  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 29, 2017, 10:20:19 pm
Your wish has been granted because you are now back in kindergarten - have fun repeating 12 years of education!

I year 12's would buy my textbooks
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on December 29, 2017, 10:44:56 pm
Year 12s buy your textbooks, but they come back and haunt your dreams :P

I wish I wasn't tired
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on December 30, 2017, 10:19:05 am
You will not be tired for the rest of today, so you will not sleep, and get nightmares while you are awake. :(

I wish I had a card for online shopping.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on December 30, 2017, 12:23:22 pm
You now have a card, but no control over your spending and use all your money

I wish I had my p's already
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sophomania on December 31, 2017, 09:40:19 am
You now have your P’s, but none of your friends do and now you have to continuously drive all of them around.

I wish I had a part time job.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on December 31, 2017, 10:22:19 am
You have a part time job. Scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush for $1 an hour.

I wish my desk was clean.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 02, 2018, 03:59:41 pm
You have a part time job. Scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush for $1 an hour.

I wish my desk was clean.
Done. However, now your bed is forever messy.

I wish my nails weren't so brittle
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 07, 2018, 10:40:12 am
They end up being too soft and just break all the time anyway.

I wish I would not feel so tired
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 07, 2018, 10:49:52 am
You don't feel tired, but you also can't sleep :)

I wish my hair wasn't so tangled
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on January 07, 2018, 05:53:59 pm
Your hair is no longer tangled. But your shoelaces always are.

I wish my homework was done.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on January 07, 2018, 06:36:09 pm
Your hair is no longer tangled. But your shoelaces always are.

I wish my homework was done.
You do all of it, but then when you go back to school, you get triple the amount you have now

I wish i was at the snow, instead of suffering through a 46 degree day  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on January 07, 2018, 06:58:42 pm
Granted. You are transported to the snow in your current clothes.

I wish I could borrow some books.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 07, 2018, 07:27:35 pm
Done- you can borrow books, but you can't buy them :P

I wish I had more self control
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on January 07, 2018, 07:37:21 pm
You now have more self control but not as much as you'd like. If self control is a scale of 1-100 you've just moved from 50 to 51.

I wish there was something interesting to do in Taree
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 08, 2018, 12:47:54 pm
You have something interesting to do in Taree, but you can't sleep :)

I wish I wasn't so anxious
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: falalalala on January 08, 2018, 04:28:36 pm
Granted. You're now cool, confident, charismatic, but there's no one present to witness it.

I wish I ruled the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 13, 2018, 09:56:23 am
Because you're the only person still alive in the world and thus you're just ruling over emptiness.

I wish I could go back to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lear on January 13, 2018, 10:03:39 am
You go back to sleep but never wake up.

I wish Australia post was faster
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yertle the Turtle on January 13, 2018, 04:02:00 pm
Most assuredly it is fast. Fast beyond belief. Mail travels above the speed of light. However, due to Einstein's theorem, once the mail goes above the speed of light, it becomes infinitely heavy, and the universe instantly implodes, causing The End of the World

I wish I had chocolate, and was able to eat the exact amount I wanted, whenever I wanted, and no more :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on January 13, 2018, 08:04:35 pm
You have chocolate. You can eat nothing except chocolate for the rest of your life.

I wish the holidays were longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 14, 2018, 05:06:51 pm
The holidays are longer, but you get more holiday homework :P

I wish I didn't have a headache rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on January 14, 2018, 06:57:53 pm
Your headache goes away, but you have a toothache instead :(

I wish I could dig to the center of the Earth  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 15, 2018, 11:55:22 am
You dig to the centre of earth, however it's so hot that you melt :(

I wish I knew how to dance
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 19, 2018, 02:52:08 pm
At the expense of any other social skill you have, maintaining awkwardness at parties

I wish algorithms were easier to implement
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 24, 2018, 09:53:01 am
Algorithms are easy to implement, but you lose any sense of what you are implementing.

I wish that this train would go faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on January 24, 2018, 10:04:51 am
Algorithms are easy to implement, but you lose any sense of what you are implementing.

I wish that this train would go faster.
The train seems like it goes a lot faster, but in reality it never really changed speeds, it just feels like it did.

I wish i could find a job
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 24, 2018, 11:21:11 am
The train seems like it goes a lot faster, but in reality it never really changed speeds, it just feels like it did.

I wish i could find a job
Deja vu..
It never does, but it runs incredibly slowly as a result

I wish i could get a job  :(
20 hours in a row every day and at minimum wage.
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I wish I didn't need oxygen to live
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on January 24, 2018, 11:32:01 am
Deja vu.._______________________________________

I wish I didn't need oxygen to live
Holy crap, it's all coming back to me  :o
Its only there again because its still on my mind

You don't need oxygen to live, but you need helium instead, you you live your life speaking like you just inhaled helium from a baloon

I wish i didn't procrastinate so much 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: chooby on January 24, 2018, 06:50:33 pm
Holy crap, it's all coming back to me  :o
Its only there again because its still on my mind

You don't need oxygen to live, but you need helium instead, you you live your life speaking like you just inhaled helium from a baloon

I wish i didn't procrastinate so much 

Now you're always doing work any never have any time for family, hobbies or breaks.

I wish I was better at English
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on January 24, 2018, 07:40:44 pm
You are now better at English but such at physics and chem

I wish I had a good Insta pic to post tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 24, 2018, 10:47:19 pm
You are now better at English but such at physics and chem

I wish I had a good Insta pic to post tonight
You have a good insta post, but you risk your safety for it :)

I wish I didn't get pins and needles in my legs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lear on January 24, 2018, 11:10:08 pm
You stop getting pins and needles on your legs, instead you now have them in the rest of your body.

I wish holidays were longer :/
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 24, 2018, 11:13:25 pm
You stop getting pins and needles on your legs, instead you now have them in the rest of your body.

I wish holidays were longer :/
Holidays are now longer, but you have nothing to do :P

I wishit was socially acceptable to wear PJs all day
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Phoenix11 on January 25, 2018, 10:01:55 am
It is socially acceptable to wear PJs all day but your PJs are in the wash.
I wish I could go to the moon.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 25, 2018, 10:30:09 am
You're stuck on the moon with limited oxygen and water supply

I wish I knew every programming language
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 25, 2018, 10:39:57 am
You're stuck on the moon with limited oxygen and water supply

I wish I knew every programming language
You know every programming language, but you can only program on a windows computer :P

I wish I slept better last night
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 25, 2018, 02:43:10 pm
You know every programming language, but you can only program on a windows computer :P

I wish I slept better last night
That's actually dealable tbh, because if I knew every programming language that well I wouldn't need a compiler to catch all the bugs for me 8)
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You won't sleep well this night to make up for the temporary luck in sleeping.

I wish a certain bunch of my friends would stop getting lost.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LegalEagle24/7 on January 25, 2018, 06:23:49 pm
That's actually dealable tbh, because if I knew every programming language that well I wouldn't need a compiler to catch all the bugs for me 8)
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You won't sleep well this night to make up for the temporary luck in sleeping.

I wish a certain bunch of my friends would stop getting lost.

The did stop getting lost but they never *discovered* anything new.

I wish I could have the motivation to return to studying again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: strawberries on January 25, 2018, 08:40:48 pm
The did stop getting lost but they never *discovered* anything new.

I wish I could have the motivation to return to studying again.
You have the motivation to return to studying, but only studying, as you lose motivation for hobbies you previously enjoyed.

I wish I could finish my take-home exam right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kauac on January 26, 2018, 10:36:27 am
You have the motivation to return to studying, but only studying, as you lose motivation for hobbies you previously enjoyed.

I wish I could finish my take-home exam right now.

Well you got to finish it for now! Someone spilled coffee all over it, and you have to wait until you print it out to start again!  ;D

I wish I had a nice DSLR to take photos with...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 26, 2018, 04:39:03 pm
Well you got to finish it for now! Someone spilled coffee all over it, and you have to wait until you print it out to start again!  ;D

I wish I had a nice DSLR to take photos with...
Done. But you had to take a loan out to pay for it.

I wish that my room was tidy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: strawberries on January 26, 2018, 04:42:27 pm
Done. But you had to take a loan out to pay for it.

I wish that my room was tidy
your room is tidy, but your bathroom is another story :p

I wish I could eat some strawberries right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 27, 2018, 11:22:28 am
They're poisoned and become bitter.

I wish temperature would be more stable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on January 27, 2018, 07:18:19 pm
The temprature is now a stable -10 degrees

I wish i got to finish the conversation I was having with my friend before she got off the bus
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on February 10, 2018, 04:05:31 pm
The conversation finishes only because you can never get out of the bus

I wish my typing speed could be faster
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 10, 2018, 04:07:17 pm
The conversation finishes only because you can never get out of the bus

I wish my typing speed could be faster
Mate... you're typing speed is fast enough :P
Your typing speed is fast enough that your keyboard catches on fire. :P

I wish I was taller
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on February 10, 2018, 04:10:01 pm
To the point you're 3m tall and end up having back problems whenever you walk through doors

I wish I knew all computing commands without Google helping me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bri MT on February 10, 2018, 09:34:26 pm
To the point you're 3m tall and end up having back problems whenever you walk through doors

I wish I knew all computing commands without Google helping me

They are the only things you know.

I wish I had more emotional intelligence
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Potatohater on February 10, 2018, 10:03:13 pm
They are the only things you know.

I wish I had more emotional intelligence

Granted, but you are now acedemically dumb

I wish I had my P's
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: grestal on February 14, 2018, 09:50:30 pm
i love this game! i just read some of the entries and they're hilarious !
you do have your P's, but your on your red P's and you speed on the highway so high that the police catch you and you lose your licence.

i wish i could meet Tom Hiddleston right now! (loki from Thor; THOR fans in the house, SHOUT out) :p
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on February 19, 2018, 04:31:57 pm
BUT WAIT! You see him, go to say hello, and... It's not Hiddles, it's your dad dressed in Cosplay. :-\

I wish I could play guitar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mada438 on February 19, 2018, 04:43:56 pm
BUT WAIT! You see him, go to say hello, and... It's not Hiddles, it's your dad dressed in Cosplay. :-\

I wish I could play guitar.
You are very skilled, and to you it sounds awesome, but to anyone else, it sounds horribly out of tune

I wish I didn't have so much damn homework to do  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on February 19, 2018, 06:03:17 pm

I wish I didn't have so much damn homework to do  >:(

...
...I don't even have one for that. Same. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 20, 2018, 05:24:00 am
Continuing the game
I wish my hair was easy to maintain.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on February 20, 2018, 04:18:46 pm
Continuing the game
I wish my hair was easy to maintain.

Hair's easy, acne? Not so much.

I wish I had a boyfriend.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: strawberries on February 21, 2018, 05:53:46 pm
Hair's easy, acne? Not so much.

I wish I had a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend, but he cheats on you.

I wish I could finish my essay and do well on it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 21, 2018, 10:39:24 pm
You have a boyfriend, but he cheats on you.

I wish I could finish my essay and do well on it.
You finish your essay and you do well in it, however you realise you then can only talk about the essay contents for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on February 22, 2018, 10:50:33 am
You're awake and energetic, so energetic in fact that you can no longer seem to sleep.

I wish people actually liked me IRL.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bri MT on February 22, 2018, 01:28:45 pm
You're awake and energetic, so energetic in fact that you can no longer seem to sleep.

I wish people actually liked me IRL.

People like you IRL and you are widely admired but you never find out.

I wish I had more time to spend productively in a day
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 22, 2018, 03:11:10 pm
People like you IRL and you are widely admired but you never find out.

I wish I had more time to spend productively in a day
Granted, but you're so productive that take 25 different classes at the same time, thus having to use a time-turner.

I wish I wish my pharmacology pre-reading isn't just about enzymes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on February 22, 2018, 04:38:25 pm
Your pharmacology pre-reading is about a confusing topic that you hate.


I wish I could finish my English essay today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on February 28, 2018, 08:21:21 pm
Your pharmacology pre-reading is about a confusing topic that you hate.


I wish I could finish my English essay today.
Done! But your dog eats it :/

I wish I was not tired
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on February 28, 2018, 08:26:31 pm
Just gonna corrupt this because it was never corrupted
You are very skilled, and to you it sounds awesome, but to anyone else, it sounds horribly out of tune

I wish I didn't have so much damn homework to do  >:(
Your homework is all eliminated, but it's because you're stuck to a job that makes you work 23/7, giving you at most one hour to sleep every day.
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Every moment you're not tired you have nothing to do.

I wish this forum had better memes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 01, 2018, 05:37:01 pm
This forum does have better memes, you're just out of the loop.

I wish I didn't have to do so much homework.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DBA-144 on March 01, 2018, 07:26:39 pm
This forum does have better memes, you're just out of the loop.

I wish I didn't have to do so much homework.


You dont have anymore homework, in fact now you have nothing to do ever.

I wish I could be better at sport
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 01, 2018, 07:56:10 pm

You dont have anymore homework, in fact now you have nothing to do ever.

I wish I could be better at sport

You're good at sport, but now your academic performance has fallen through. the. floor.

I wish my cat would stop pooping on the floor. >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on March 01, 2018, 09:43:13 pm
Your cat stops pooping on the floor, but instead a chicken does  :( 


I wish I could sleep rn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bell9565 on March 01, 2018, 09:55:51 pm
I wish I could sleep rn.

You can sleep but once you fall asleep the whole time you're having horrific nightmares

I wish this year and exams were already over
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 02, 2018, 11:31:36 am
You can sleep but once you fall asleep the whole time you're having horrific nightmares

I wish this year and exams were already over
Done. However you also are very tired from the lack of sleep over the past year.

I wish I had food rn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DBA-144 on March 02, 2018, 04:13:31 pm
You have a lot of food now, but you cant stop eating.

I wish the weekend was 3 days. Friday through Sunday ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 02, 2018, 08:15:21 pm
You have a lot of food now, but you cant stop eating.

I wish the weekend was 3 days. Friday through Sunday ;)
Done. But there's more homework.

I wish this train didn't take as long as it does to get to my station.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 03, 2018, 11:07:08 am
Done. But there's more homework.

I wish this train didn't take as long as it does to get to my station.

Your train reaches the station, but breaks down soon thereafter.

I wish I was allowed to use the phrase "mitochondrion are the powerhouses of the cell" in my final exam.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Birb on March 03, 2018, 09:41:17 pm
Your train reaches the station, but breaks down soon thereafter.

I wish I was allowed to use the phrase "mitochondrion are the powerhouses of the cell" in my final exam.

You can, but it is the only thing that you can write.

I wish that Hogwarts was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 03, 2018, 09:44:17 pm
You can, but it is the only thing that you can write.

I wish that Hogwarts was real.
Done. However, you're he-who-shall-not-be-named's latest horcrux.

I wish I could find my waterbottle
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Birb on March 03, 2018, 10:05:57 pm
Done. However, you're he-who-shall-not-be-named's latest horcrux.

I wish I could find my waterbottle

Granted. However, that is the world's remaining supply of water.

I wish that I could create the plot for a Disney movie.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 08, 2018, 11:54:13 am
Granted. However, that is the world's remaining supply of water.

I wish that I could create the plot for a Disney movie.
Done. But it's for a horror movie.

I wish that the microwave wasn't so far away.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on March 08, 2018, 03:18:48 pm
Done, but the microwave contains a lot of radioactive iodine.

I wish Melbourne has better weather.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 08, 2018, 04:10:52 pm
Done, but the microwave contains a lot of radioactive iodine.

I wish Melbourne has better weather.
Done. But the government controls it.

I wish this table was further away from the ping pong table.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 08, 2018, 04:13:51 pm
Granted, but it's closer to the water slide.

I wish I wouldn't get so emotional during movies.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 08, 2018, 04:17:18 pm
Granted, but it's closer to the water slide.

I wish I wouldn't get so emotional during movies.
Wish granted, however you don't find any movie funny.

I wish it wasn't so cold in this games room I'm in rn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 08, 2018, 04:22:49 pm
Granted, but now the room's on fire.

I wish I could touch type properly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 08, 2018, 04:24:15 pm
Granted, but now the room's on fire.

I wish I could touch type properly.
Sure thing. Buttttttttttt you can type in an ancient language noone else knows. :P

I wish I had a can of softdrink rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Birb on March 08, 2018, 06:48:46 pm
Done, but there's a small live frog in it waiting to jump out.

I wish dragons were real.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 08, 2018, 08:14:36 pm
Done, but there's a small live frog in it waiting to jump out.

I wish dragons were real.

They are and they eat your whole family, your cat and your dinner, just to rub it in.

I wish I didn't have the feeling of being full after eating, so I could eat many, many burritos.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on March 09, 2018, 05:28:57 pm
They are and they eat your whole family, your cat and your dinner, just to rub it in.

I wish I didn't have the feeling of being full after eating, so I could eat many, many burritos.

Granted, but you can only eat burritos.

I wish I had studied for my Geography test.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Birb on March 09, 2018, 10:43:07 pm
You did, but what you studied wasn't on the test.

I wish I had icecream right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 10, 2018, 03:35:11 pm
You did, but what you studied wasn't on the test.

I wish I had icecream right now.
You have an ice cream, but it's got hairs in it.

I wish I liked pulled pork. :,(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Birb on March 10, 2018, 05:13:49 pm
You do, but it's the only thing that you can eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 11, 2018, 10:49:50 am
You do, but it's the only thing that you can eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport.
Sure thing. But you can only teleport between 2 places.

I wish I knew how not to piss people off
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 11, 2018, 01:32:48 pm
Sure thing. But you can only teleport between 2 places.

I wish I knew how not to piss people off

Granted, but when you actually need to be serious, you can't.

I wish I had sicc photoshop skills
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on March 12, 2018, 11:25:43 pm
You do, but photoshop  doesn’t work properly on your computer :(

I wish there was more time in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: headsup on March 13, 2018, 10:26:25 pm
I wish there was more time in a day.
wish granted, but as no-one else has more time in a day you end up so far behind in your life that you live to a normally life of 4200 years (normally 74 years), filled entirely with studying and ANing....

I wish the AN ppl would do my assessment tasks and get me a band 6 & atar 99.95
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 14, 2018, 04:10:25 pm
They do, but as soon as you get out of school everyone expects you to be a veritable genius. Without AN's help.

I wish Biology has less complicated words that all sound the same
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 14, 2018, 04:13:32 pm
They do, but as soon as you get out of school everyone expects you to be a veritable genius. Without AN's help.

I wish Biology has less complicated words that all sound the same
Done. However now it's PE words that are all complex and sound the same :)

I wish Shadowxo would hurry up and get to my uni's games room.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: technodisney on March 25, 2018, 07:41:51 pm
Done. However now it's PE words that are all complex and sound the same :)

I wish Shadowxo would hurry up and get to my uni's games room.

Granted. But you will be stuck in that game room forever and starve as no food can be brought in.

I wish I will pass my English Language SAC tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on March 25, 2018, 07:47:05 pm
You will pass it, but your teacher will never give you feedback.


I wish I could travel.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on March 25, 2018, 11:27:32 pm
You will pass it, but your teacher will never give you feedback.


I wish I could travel.
Granted! But you're stuck with me for the whole time! :P

I wish I didn't have a hectic lab tomorrow!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 26, 2018, 09:07:20 am
Granted! But you're stuck with me for the whole time! :P

I wish I didn't have a hectic lab tomorrow!
You don't! Instead you're doing botany. ;)

I wish I had nice teeth.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pha0015 on March 26, 2018, 10:59:54 am
your wish is my command. but that means going to the dentist every month to get the stained enamel on your teeth scraped away.

I wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 26, 2018, 11:33:55 am
your wish is my command. but that means going to the dentist every month to get the stained enamel on your teeth scraped away.

I wish for more wishes

And yet there's the saying 'if wishes were fishes'.
Smelly. >:D

I wish I wasn't so annoyed by the song 'Havana'...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Birb on March 28, 2018, 08:49:33 pm
Granted, but it is the only song that you shall hear in your life from this point forward!  :D

I wish I had popcorn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on March 28, 2018, 09:04:18 pm
Granted, but it is the only song that you shall hear in your life from this point forward!  :D

I wish I had popcorn.

You have popcorn, but ever time you touch something now it turns into popcorn, like the old Skittles ad. You reach for a glass of water - it's popcorn. You lie down in bed - it's popcorn. You hug your mum - she's popcorn.

I wish there were decent movies at the cinema over the school break.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pha0015 on March 29, 2018, 10:39:22 am
Granted. But now you'll never get to do your holiday homework.

I wish posts in the forum games and casual chat section would actually add to the no. of posts you have.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on April 03, 2018, 02:48:20 pm
Granted. But now you'll never get to do your holiday homework.

I wish posts in the forum games and casual chat section would actually add to the no. of posts you have.

Granted, but then nobody would have an accurate post count and people would expect you to be a wise, omniscient poster when really you didn't know much about anything but the games forum. #letdown #rip

I wish I was a bird...

sidenote: @pha0015 But... why? Isn't it good that it doesn't add to our post count?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on April 04, 2018, 11:53:16 am
Granted, but then nobody would have an accurate post count and people would expect you to be a wise, omniscient poster when really you didn't know much about anything but the games forum. #letdown #rip

I wish I was a bird...

sidenote: @pha0015 But... why? Isn't it good that it doesn't add to our post count?
Done. But you can't fly :)

I wish I wasn't so hungry
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on April 04, 2018, 11:55:52 am
Done. But you can't fly :)

I wish I wasn't so hungry

Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.

I wish ATAR Notes actually had an orange colour scheme.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on April 04, 2018, 05:53:12 pm
Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.

I wish ATAR Notes actually had an orange colour scheme.
Granted. However it is now a garish orange colour scheme.

I wish I my prelab for my Monday lab would appear on Moodle.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on April 04, 2018, 06:05:47 pm
Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.
That would be a blessing.
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It appears in a different language.

I wish my code would work >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on April 04, 2018, 10:54:59 pm
That would be a blessing.
________________________________________________

It appears in a different language.

I wish my code would work >:(
Your code works, but it turns out that it deletes important system files. Oops.

I wish my foot wasn't sore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on April 05, 2018, 10:35:27 am
That would be a blessing.

No it wouldn't. Because then no matter how much you wanted to eat something, you couldn't.
__________________________________________________________________________

@insanipi
Your foot isn't sore anymore, the rest of you is though. :P

I wish Tim Howe would respond to my PM.
It's one PM, howey. One.
(just casually calling you out, man. I am a student in need.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on April 06, 2018, 12:14:28 am
No it wouldn't. Because then no matter how much you wanted to eat something, you couldn't. (Heck take away the need for me to breathe or sleep or consume water or go to the bathroom whilst you're at it.)
__________________________________________________________________________

@insanipi
Your foot isn't sore anymore, the rest of you is though. :P

I wish Tim Howe would respond to my PM.
It's one PM, howey. One.
(just casually calling you out, man. I am a student in need.)
Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
____________

They respond and everyone else stops responding.

I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on April 06, 2018, 02:45:36 pm
Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.

I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome

They are, but they will crash.

I wish all the Chrome plugins would be brought to Microsoft Edge.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on April 06, 2018, 02:46:10 pm
Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.

I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome

They are, but they will crash.

I wish all the Chrome plugins would be brought to Microsoft Edge.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on April 08, 2018, 03:20:09 pm
Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.

I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome

But when you happen to be "inclined to eat", you would not be able to. Come on, Rui. You're beginning reminding me of my 30 year old bachelor co-worker.  ::)
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They are, but they will crash.

I wish all the Chrome plugins would be brought to Microsoft Edge.

They are, but they are introduced with a premium monthly subscription at an exorbitant amount.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: JTrudeau on April 10, 2018, 09:10:51 pm
They are, but they are introduced with a premium monthly subscription at an exorbitant amount.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

You find a cockroach on your pillow when you eventually wake up.

I wish eraser shavings didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on April 11, 2018, 08:39:26 pm
You find a cockroach on your pillow when you eventually wake up.

I wish eraser shavings didn't exist.

Cool. Erasers don't happen to exist either.
(Hey, pro tip: try and find a kneadable eraser (in literally any little art shop) - they don't leave shavings but work just as well as a normal one!)

I wish I was a little kid again (no need to do year 12 until ages into the future, amirite?!?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on April 12, 2018, 08:33:02 pm
Your age goes down but you lose all memories except the bad ones.

I wish I understood stuff more
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on April 12, 2018, 08:34:52 pm
Your age goes down but you lose all memories except the bad ones.

I wish I understood stuff more
Granted
But then you have to read books

I wish I could speak more languages
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on April 12, 2018, 09:23:24 pm
Granted
But then you have to read books

I wish I could speak more languages

Of course, but you would forget how to read and write in any language.

I wish I could get free music without doing something illegal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on April 22, 2018, 07:11:29 pm
Of course, but you would forget how to read and write in any language.

I wish I could get free music without doing something illegal.

You can, but it's music you absolutely hate.

I wish I had a stronger work ethic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: JTrudeau on April 22, 2018, 07:58:49 pm
You can, but it's music you absolutely hate.

I wish I had a stronger work ethic.

You do, but only for jobs with no career progression.

I wish I had more pages in my bullet journal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on April 22, 2018, 09:37:24 pm
You do, but only for jobs with no career progression.

I wish I had more pages in my bullet journal.

You do, but when you write on it, your writing instruments stab the paper because it is so thin. (Also, thanks for reminding me to start my May setup!)

I wish assignments were more spread out this semester.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on April 23, 2018, 10:17:34 am
You do, but when you write on it, your writing instruments stab the paper because it is so thin. (Also, thanks for reminding me to start my May setup!)

I wish assignments were more spread out this semester.



They are, but there's more of them.

I wish school scanners actually worked. >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: JTrudeau on April 23, 2018, 10:36:32 am
They are, but there's more of them.

I wish school scanners actually worked. >:(

They do, but it takes 24 hours to finish scanning one page.

I wish programming was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on May 04, 2018, 07:18:07 pm
They do, but it takes 24 hours to finish scanning one page.

I wish programming was easier.
The programming becomes easier but everything becomes NP hard.

I wish I could function without sleep or oxygen
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on May 04, 2018, 09:12:54 pm
The programming becomes easier but everything becomes NP hard.

I wish I could function without sleep or oxygen
but sleep is good!
Granted- but then you realise that you need a strange elixir to keep you alive

I wish I wasn't so lazy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on May 07, 2018, 10:29:29 pm
Done!
But now you can't stop running around and Berating others for their laziness.

I wish I could hold up time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on May 08, 2018, 11:18:07 am
Done!
But now you can't stop running around and Berating others for their laziness.

I wish I could hold up time.

You can, but not at will. It just happens at random times.

I wish I lived in Scandinavia.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on May 08, 2018, 03:14:06 pm
Done. You are the only person who lives in scandinavia.

I wish my outdoor ed and enviro notes were finished
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: headsup on May 09, 2018, 09:50:33 am
Done. You are the only person who lives in scandinavia.

I wish my outdoor ed and enviro notes were finished

Bamm... they are finished... however they are locked away in sealed container time-locked until after the HSC.

I wish that my teacher is made redundant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on May 09, 2018, 09:57:23 am
haha. Teachers are redundant.

But in their place are psychotic AI's which make life unlivable...


I wish my water bottle was never empty.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on May 09, 2018, 11:30:30 am
It's not, and you're forced to drink all the water in it every day, a never-ending amount of water.

I wish I didn't get detention lol
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on May 09, 2018, 11:43:13 am
Bamm... they are finished... however they are locked away in sealed container time-locked until after the HSC.
Wow that’s actually terrifying.

I wish I didn't get detention lol
Omg you got in trouble poet 😂 you don’t have detention...because you got expelled

I wish the sun would come out. Then it would be perfect weather.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on May 09, 2018, 11:50:58 am
Wow that’s actually terrifying.
Omg you got in trouble poet 😂 you don’t have detention...because you got expelled

I wish the sun would come out. Then it would be perfect weather.
Yeah. I'm currently meant to be in maths haha #thethuglifechoseme

The sun comes out so much the world is burning, the polar ice caps have melted and it's your fault.

I wish my math homework wasn't so hard. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on May 09, 2018, 07:08:06 pm
Yeah. I'm currently meant to be in maths haha #thethuglifechoseme

The sun comes out so much the world is burning, the polar ice caps have melted and it's your fault.

I wish my math homework wasn't so hard. :(

All of your math homework is incredibly easy, but you don't learn the math for your VCAA assessed exam, so you do poorly on it :(

I wish my test scores would improve.


Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on May 10, 2018, 11:24:42 am
All of your math homework is incredibly easy, but you don't learn the math for your VCAA assessed exam, so you do poorly on it :(

I wish my test scores would improve.



Sameeeeeeeee.
Done. But then you find yourself still not satisfied.

I wish I had more jumpers :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on May 10, 2018, 11:30:53 am
Sameeeeeeeee.
Done. But then you find yourself still not satisfied.

I wish I had more jumpers :D

But then you have to wear them all it once, all throughout the year.

I wish I could do magic card tricks. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: JTrudeau on May 10, 2018, 12:41:13 pm
But then you have to wear them all it once, all throughout the year.

I wish I could do magic card tricks. :(

Granted, but you can never set the cards down again.

I wish I could stop wishing for things.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: visiblegirl on May 21, 2018, 11:16:45 am
Granted... but you're stuck listening to The Servant's 'I Wish I Could Stop Wishing For Things' on an endless loop.

I wish I could be more confident.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on May 21, 2018, 11:27:24 am
I wish I could be more confident.
You are more confident. But you're always wrong. You refuse to listen to anyone else because you're so confident that you're right.

I wish I could get rid of this cold :( It's stuck around for 3 weeks now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: technodisney on May 21, 2018, 03:03:40 pm
You are more confident. But you're always wrong. You refuse to listen to anyone else because you're so confident that you're right.

I wish I could get rid of this cold :( It's stuck around for 3 weeks now

Wish granted. You will no longer have this cold. But in 3 weeks you will catch another worse cold that lasts for eternity.

I wish I could complete year 12 with an 80+ ATAR right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 01, 2018, 06:18:13 pm

I wish I could complete year 12 with an 80+ ATAR right now.

You complete year 12 now with an 80 ATAR but the course you want to get into has moved up their ATAR to 81.

I wish I had a secret double life as a superhero. :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on June 01, 2018, 07:33:51 pm
You complete year 12 now with an 80 ATAR but the course you want to get into has moved up their ATAR to 81.

I wish I had a secret double life as a superhero. :)
Granted! But you can't seem to keep the secret and you must tell someone! :)

I wish I had more time in a day
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: You dont know me on June 01, 2018, 10:09:51 pm
Granted! But you can't seem to keep the secret and you must tell someone! :)

I wish I had more time in a day
Sure, you can have more time in a day, but that extra time is spent, is spent with no wifi and books :) (I'm bad at this ;D)

I wish to have all the knowledge in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on June 03, 2018, 01:25:56 pm
The knowledge is all condensed into your brain to the point your brain just becomes a black hole and your existence vanishes with all of it, leaving behind a world dumber than what it already is :D

I wish coding would be easier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on June 03, 2018, 01:28:33 pm
The knowledge is all condensed into your brain to the point your brain just becomes a black hole and your existence vanishes with all of it, leaving behind a world dumber than what it already is :D

I wish coding would be easier
Done, but speaking is harder :D

I wish I didn't have to study
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on June 05, 2018, 05:43:40 pm
Done, but speaking is harder :D

I wish I didn't have to study

Done, but you can't go to uni anymore.

I wish I could finish my nanotech assignment.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 05, 2018, 08:25:24 pm
You finish your assignment, but the all work you have done has missed the point of what you were meant to be doing, because you misread the instructions, so you must start again.

I wish I was good at talking to people, less socially awkwardly. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on June 05, 2018, 08:36:08 pm
You finish your assignment, but the all work you have done has missed the point of what you were meant to be doing, because you misread the instructions, so you must start again.

I wish I was good at talking to people, less socially awkwardly. ;D
Done. But then you're always fashionably late haha

I wish I had time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on June 05, 2018, 09:13:04 pm
Done. But then you're always fashionably late haha

I wish I had time
Good luck with your exams, insanipi! :)
You have heaps of time, but all of the boring things you do in a day take longer to get through.

I wish I could read my pile of books on the floor (and my bedroom will be neater) :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: You dont know me on June 05, 2018, 10:55:37 pm
Good luck with your exams, insanipi! :)
You have heaps of time, but all of the boring things you do in a day take longer to get through.

I wish I could read my pile of books on the floor (and my bedroom will be neater) :)
You can read all the pile of books on the floor in the matter of 1 hour, although you can never remember anything that occurs within the books.

I wish I could shapeshift (DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WOULD BE)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on June 05, 2018, 10:59:27 pm
I wish I could shapeshift (DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WOULD BE)
Done. You can shapeshift, but it is a seriously flawed skill, so you often end up stuck as random objects like trees or firewood :o

I wish all my SAC's tomorrow were already finished...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on June 05, 2018, 11:35:38 pm
Done. But no other wish comes true

I wish I did bio in HS
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: You dont know me on June 05, 2018, 11:50:21 pm
Done. But no other wish comes true

I wish I did bio in HS
Sure, although you failed it. (I have no idea what HS is)

I wish exam week was over.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 06, 2018, 06:16:10 am
Done, exam week is over, but you missed all your exams because you were sick at home so you have to to them exams the week after. :)

I wish I could get fit without having to excersize.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 06, 2018, 06:18:21 am
Oops *the
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on June 06, 2018, 09:14:59 am
Done, exam week is over, but you missed all your exams because you were sick at home so you have to to them exams the week after. :)

I wish I could get fit without having to excersize.
Done, but you're always prone to injury

I wish I could swim
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tadd12345 on June 06, 2018, 09:22:40 am
Done, but you're always prone to injury

I wish I could swim
Done,
but every time you swim you accidentally relax your ass muscles, causing you to create a long stream of shit behind you.
I wish I was 80kg of muscle.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: You dont know me on June 06, 2018, 12:26:47 pm
Done,
but every time you swim you accidentally relax your ass muscles, causing you to create a long stream of shit behind you.
I wish I was 80kg of muscle.
Sure you can be 80kg of pure muscle, but over time the muscle turns into fat and you eventually way OVER 9000kg (please tell me someone gets that reference).

I wish I could catch up on all the anime I am currently watching. ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 06, 2018, 05:34:17 pm
Done, you catch up on all the episodes, but the producers of the amimes decide to cancel the shows, so no more episodes are made ever of the shows you are currently watching.

I wish I could travel around the world for free.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: You dont know me on June 06, 2018, 08:40:38 pm
Done, you catch up on all the episodes, but the producers of the amimes decide to cancel the shows, so no more episodes are made ever of the shows you are currently watching.

I wish I could travel around the world for free.
Done, you can travel around the world for free, although to get from one place to another you have to take an old boat that takes 3 weeks to get there.

I wish i could have endless money
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tadd12345 on June 07, 2018, 11:40:37 am
Done, you can travel around the world for free, although to get from one place to another you have to take an old boat that takes 3 weeks to get there.

I wish i could have endless money
Sure,
But all of your money is in the form of 5 cents in a small old fashioned purse. Also, you can't depost this 5 cent in a coin machine to get notes.

I wish I had the ability to quit procrastinating
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 08, 2018, 07:48:14 pm
Sure,
But all of your money is in the form of 5 cents in a small old fashioned purse. Also, you can't depost this 5 cent in a coin machine to get notes.

I wish I had the ability to quit procrastinating

Haha same!
Done, but you no longer feel like doing anything other than studying. Every waking hour is spent studying and you lose your social life and become isolated from your friends and family. You refuse to eat meals without your textbooks. Your dreams are filled with essays and maths equations.

I wish I had super hearing and could hear anything in a 100m radius.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lucimatics on June 22, 2018, 06:38:34 pm
Sure, but you can't disable it, indeed, you will won't be able to concentrate at all.

I wish I could visit the Moon.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BrittyG on June 23, 2018, 09:15:49 pm
Sure, but you can't disable it, indeed, you will won't be able to concentrate at all.

I wish I could visit the Moon.

Granted, but you're stuck there and can't travel back to earth

I wish I could ace all my exams
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on June 28, 2018, 07:48:31 pm
Granted, but you're stuck there and can't travel back to earth

I wish I could ace all my exams
Granted, but you use up all your pens!

I wish my bed would make itself :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on June 28, 2018, 10:00:23 pm
I wish my bed would make itself :)
Done. But it also short sheets itself automatically.

I wish Soccerooos were still in the World Cup.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on June 29, 2018, 12:15:05 pm
Done. But it also short sheets itself automatically.

I wish Soccerooos were still in the World Cup.
They are, but then they get found out for ball tampering.

I wish I wasn't out of snow peas. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 29, 2018, 07:32:33 pm
You have an unlimited supply of snow peas, but that's all you can eat for the rest of the year.

I wish I could understand every language.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on June 29, 2018, 08:04:53 pm
You have an unlimited supply of snow peas, but that's all you can eat for the rest of the year.

I wish I could understand every language.
Done, but everyone else is mute and can't communicate with you.

I wish I wasn't so tired
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on July 14, 2018, 07:57:44 pm
Done, but everyone else is mute and can't communicate with you.

I wish I wasn't so tired
You aren't tired, rather you're full of energy and you can't use it.

I wish there was a Biomed/Arts degree.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 15, 2018, 10:48:33 pm
You aren't tired, rather you're full of energy and you can't use it.

I wish there was a Biomed/Arts degree.
Done. But there are limited subjects you can take.

I wish my feet weren't cold rn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on July 16, 2018, 02:02:33 pm
Done. But there are limited subjects you can take.

I wish my feet weren't cold rn.
They aren't, but they're super sweaty.

I wish Ruel was a Melbourne homeboy lol
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on July 24, 2018, 08:08:38 am
They aren't, but they're super sweaty.

I wish Ruel was a Melbourne homeboy lol
Done. But you don't live in Melbourne.

I wish I could get out of bed without effort in the morning.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on July 24, 2018, 09:00:18 am
I wish I could get out of bed without effort in the morning.
Done. But it takes ITENSE effort to get in to bed.

I wish I was back in year 8...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BrittyG on July 24, 2018, 09:21:26 am
Granted, but you have to stay in year 8 for the rest of your life (and pay school fees)

I wish I could stop procrastinating  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on July 24, 2018, 06:00:18 pm
Granted, but you have to stay in year 8 for the rest of your life (and pay school fees)

I wish I could stop procrastinating  :'(
Done, but you have heaps of work to catch up on.

I wish I was sure about which subjects I'm doing next year.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 09, 2018, 02:48:34 pm
Done, but you have heaps of work to catch up on.

I wish I was sure about which subjects I'm doing next year.
Done! But the teacher you don't get alongwith takes them all.

I wish I wasn't so lazy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PhoenixxFire on August 09, 2018, 03:40:28 pm
I wish I wasn't so lazy
Done! You can’t stop working. Ever.

I wish my bus was here (it’s supposed to be >:()
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 09, 2018, 10:34:16 pm
Done! You can’t stop working. Ever.

I wish my bus was here (it’s supposed to be >:()
it’s there but then it drives right past you.

I wish I had some tasty hot chips right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 10, 2018, 05:36:39 pm
it’s there but then it drives right past you.

I wish I had some tasty hot chips right now

You do, but then a flock of seagulls come out of nowhere and steal them all, just as you're about to eat them.

I wish it was like the middle ages and we wore fancy dresses all the time and had balls and stuff to go to.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on August 10, 2018, 07:56:22 pm
I wish it was like the middle ages and we wore fancy dresses all the time and had balls and stuff to go to.
Done! But you are one of the Peasants, and are condemned to 24/7 drudgery...

I wish I had limitless time to read...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 11, 2018, 03:08:23 pm
Done! But you are one of the Peasants, and are condemned to 24/7 drudgery...

I wish I had limitless time to read...
You do, but all the books are written in Sanskrit

I wish I could finish VCE now and get an awesome score
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on August 11, 2018, 03:21:21 pm
You do, but all the books are written in Sanskrit
That actually wouldn't be that bad... I'd learn Sanskrit in the interim (limitless time remember!)
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I wish I could finish VCE now and get an awesome score
Done! But you are doomed to a career which you hate... :'(


I wish my physics would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: not.yet.a.nerd on August 11, 2018, 03:29:35 pm
I wish my physics would go away

Physics is no longer a VCE subject! But suddenly gravity no longer exists

I wish we could upvote posts on this thread :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 12, 2018, 01:58:41 pm
Physics is no longer a VCE subject! But suddenly gravity no longer exists

I wish we could upvote posts on this thread :(
Granted, but you can never upvote the posts you want, therefore making it redundant

I wish I had telepathy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 12, 2018, 02:56:06 pm
Granted, but you can never upvote the posts you want, therefore making it redundant

I wish I had telepathy
You do, but you can't control it...

I wish I could conjure money.

That actually wouldn't be that bad... I'd learn Sanskrit in the interim (limitless time remember!)
Aha, but you wouldn't know it was Sanskrit, and you may have limitless time, but not a limitless life, which you would waste trying to learn every written language in the world, including Sanskrit, from translation books written in Sanskrit.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on August 12, 2018, 03:13:42 pm
You do, but you can't control it...

I wish I could conjure money.


You can conjure money but only counterfeit money.

I wish I was a flame able to predict the future.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 12, 2018, 03:15:57 pm
You can conjure money but only counterfeit money.

I wish I was a flame able to predict the future.
You can, but the only thing you can predict is people's deaths (source: The X-Files)

I wish I liked milk
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Calebark on August 12, 2018, 03:18:31 pm
You can, but the only thing you can predict is people's deaths (source: The X-Files)

I wish I liked milk

Congrats on your addiction to human milk

I wish dogs lived as long as people
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 12, 2018, 04:40:31 pm
Congrats on your addiction to human milk

I wish dogs lived as long as people
That's cruel wish to corrupt
Granted, but they were all forced to live on a dog only island enforced by the UN

I wish the days were longer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on August 12, 2018, 05:55:52 pm
That's cruel wish to corrupt
Granted, but they were all forced to live on a dog only island enforced by the UN
Isle of Dogs?

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I wish the days were longer
Done. But days are now endless, with no night.

I wish Methods was understandable...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 12, 2018, 08:05:12 pm
Isle of Dogs?
Exactly
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I wish Methods was understandable...
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Granted, but none of it is applicable or usable in society, aha

I wish I could complete work super fast
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on August 12, 2018, 08:22:58 pm
Granted, but none of it is applicable or usable in society, aha
Is it anyway? :D

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I wish I could complete work super fast
Done! But the submission process is super slow... ;)

I wish that I could control gravity at will...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 12, 2018, 10:03:48 pm
Done but you can only increase it

I wish there was just one streaming service with everything on it for all your binging purposes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: not.yet.a.nerd on August 13, 2018, 08:58:09 am
Done but you can only increase it

I wish there was just one streaming service with everything on it for all your binging purposes

Done! But in order to be granted access, you must watch an hour of ads each day before you can watch/listen to anything

I wish that the week was 8 days with a 3 day weekend  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 13, 2018, 01:01:14 pm
Done, but the weekend days are shorter while the week days are longer because of moon cycles and stuff

I wish the HSC was over
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: not.yet.a.nerd on August 13, 2018, 05:05:15 pm
Done, but the weekend days are shorter while the week days are longer because of moon cycles and stuff

I wish the HSC was over


In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again

I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on August 13, 2018, 06:11:13 pm

In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again

I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret
me too :)
you can change it, but only to a username that you don't like.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments...   
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 13, 2018, 07:07:27 pm
me too :)
you can change it, but only to a username that you don't like.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments...
You don't but next year you'll have to make up for all the assignments you missed :)

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my haaaiiirrr
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 13, 2018, 07:12:20 pm

In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again

I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret
Aaaaah, reality!!! But I am low key not looking forward to having no school for the rest of my life
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 14, 2018, 09:51:20 am

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my haaaiiirrr
done but you retire next year as your hair falls out

i wish i could get 100% in my exams without trying
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: billy.ohlmeyer on August 14, 2018, 10:41:33 am
sadly it's only your hearing exams

i wish i could be a hermit
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 14, 2018, 11:19:12 am
sadly it's only your hearing exams

i wish i could be a hermit
granted but you are found and put in a museum
i wish i could wish for anything i wanted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 14, 2018, 12:39:48 pm
granted, but they remain wishes forever :D
i wish i could control time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: You dont know me on August 14, 2018, 09:13:23 pm
Granted, but you become stuck in a time loop after changing/freezing time for the first time.

I wish I could get a law degree without spending another second studying
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 14, 2018, 09:36:29 pm
Granted, but you become stuck in a time loop after changing/freezing time for the first time.

I wish I could get a law degree without spending another second studying
granted but you have a short memory and forget everything so no one has any use for your degree
i wish i could eat anything without putting on weight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: technodisney on August 15, 2018, 10:11:10 am
granted but you have a short memory and forget everything so no one has any use for your degree
i wish i could eat anything without putting on weight

Granted, but all food now tastes disgusting so you don't want to eat any anyway.

I wish that everyone just respected each other.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 15, 2018, 11:42:39 am
Granted, but all food now tastes disgusting so you don't want to eat any anyway.

I wish that everyone just respected each other.
Done, but you can never contact your family again. (Idk, this was a hard one haha)

I wish I wasn't such a sloth :')
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 15, 2018, 11:53:58 am
Done, but you can never contact your family again. (Idk, this was a hard one haha)

I wish I wasn't such a sloth :')
Granted, but now you're an Aye Aye:
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I wish my friend would STOP EATING UNDER THE TABLE IN THE LIBRARY
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 15, 2018, 11:57:19 am
Granted, but now you're an Aye Aye:
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I wish my friend would STOP EATING UNDER THE TABLE IN THE LIBRARY
Granted, but now they're eating OVER the table in the library :P

I wish I could find my group members for a group project rn. :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 3D waffle on August 15, 2018, 01:14:55 pm
Granted, but now they're eating OVER the table in the library :P

I wish I could find my group members for a group project rn. :)

Granted but they have turned into into statues and can't help you anyway.

I wish I could perform acts of teleportation.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pha0015 on August 15, 2018, 02:29:41 pm
Granted but they have turned into into statues and can't help you anyway.

I wish I could perform acts of teleportation.

granted but it's going to be charlie and the chocolate factory all over again. you shrink, get stuck in a tv, and then have to be manually stretched into a normal sized 2D person

I wish that it took the same amount of effort to frown as it does to smile.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on August 15, 2018, 02:32:08 pm
I wish that it took the same amount of effort to frown as it does to smile.
Done. But you are constantly switching from frown to smile mid-sentence.

I wish I was out of school already.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 3D waffle on August 15, 2018, 03:46:53 pm
Done. But you are constantly switching from frown to smile mid-sentence.

I wish I was out of school already.
Granted. But you lose all the knowledge you gained at school and become an ignorant person with no go in life.

I wish I could magically clean my bedroom and make my bed every morning.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: You dont know me on August 15, 2018, 04:41:25 pm
Granted. But you lose all the knowledge you gained at school and become an ignorant person with no go in life.

I wish I could magically clean my bedroom and make my bed every morning.
Granted, although your room smells of off milk all the time.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of trackies :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 15, 2018, 06:16:51 pm
Granted, although your room smells of off milk all the time.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of trackies :)


You do but they all have holes in them

I wish my lettuce and coriander that I am growing would grow to full size overnight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 15, 2018, 06:20:58 pm

You do but they all have holes in them

I wish my lettuce and coriander that I am growing would grow to full size overnight
It does, but then they rot before you can get to them!

I wish I enjoyed essay writing -_-
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 15, 2018, 07:42:40 pm
You do, but all your essays are absolute garbage :D
I wish English wasn't compulsory
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Calebark on August 15, 2018, 07:49:59 pm
I wish English wasn't compulsory

Compulsory has been replaced by compulsory Icelandic

I wish I could play the violin flawlessly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 15, 2018, 07:56:29 pm
I wish I could play the violin flawlessly
Sure, at the small expense of your legs and left eyeball.

I wish I had a pet baby chameleon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 15, 2018, 08:47:04 pm
yeah but it changes colour to reflect what's directly behind it, so you can never find it, ever
i wish i could win every bet i placed
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 15, 2018, 09:37:39 pm
yeah but it changes colour to reflect what's directly behind it, so you can never find it, ever
i wish i could win every bet i placed
Done. But you lose a heap of money in the process anyways

I wish I could fly :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 16, 2018, 06:21:39 am
Done. But you lose a heap of money in the process anyways

I wish I could fly :D

you can, but that ability lasts for only seconds at a time, and you nosedive into the ground every few seconds
i wish i could eat everything without it tasting bad or having bad side effects
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 16, 2018, 10:08:06 am
you can, but that ability lasts for only seconds at a time, and you nosedive into the ground every few seconds
i wish i could eat everything without it tasting bad or having bad side effects
Done, but in order to get your wish you have to travel to the East to find a magic genie, who will only grant your wish if you trade the love of your life.

I wish I had a baby to cuddle right now (don’t judge I’m in that mom mood)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 16, 2018, 10:46:41 am
done but the baby bites you every time you touch him/her.

i wish i could drive any car i wanted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: billy.ohlmeyer on August 16, 2018, 10:56:55 am
done but it is limited to a speed of 10 km/h
wish manly could win without cheating in any way
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 16, 2018, 11:01:28 am
wish manly could win without cheating in any way
kind of impossible but, done but all players get injured

wish i could skip the hsc and start work
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 16, 2018, 11:33:03 am
kind of impossible but, done but all players get injured

wish i could skip the hsc and start work
Done, but you are stuck in the worst job imaginable for the rest of your life

I wish it was harder to procrastinate. Aha
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 16, 2018, 12:07:06 pm
Done, but you are stuck in the worst job imaginable for the rest of your life

I wish it was harder to procrastinate. Aha
Done. But you become a workaholic, and you don't have time for anything fun.

I wish I didn't sleep so late last night! :')
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 16, 2018, 03:58:41 pm
done but you get stuck in the past
i wish i had the best house money could buy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: technodisney on August 16, 2018, 07:29:17 pm
i wish i had the best house money could buy

Wish granted, but it burns down only a few hours after you move in...

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of Lego
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 16, 2018, 08:48:32 pm
Wish granted, but it burns down only a few hours after you move in...

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of Lego

You do but every piece you touch multiplies into two pieces.

I wish my hair never went oily.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 3D waffle on August 16, 2018, 09:28:16 pm
You do but every piece you touch multiplies into two pieces.

I wish my hair never went oily.

It doesn't, instead it keeps splitting at the ends, into hundreds of threads, creating you everlasting annoyance.

I wish I never got colds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 16, 2018, 10:11:52 pm
It doesn't, instead it keeps splitting at the ends, into hundreds of threads, creating you everlasting annoyance.

I wish I never got colds.
granted but instead you get every other form of disease
i wish that the poor african children would get proper food and drink like us
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 17, 2018, 07:17:25 am
granted, but all the 'privileged' people starve and thirst
i wish someone could be my body double and get a 99.95 ATAR on my HSC
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jazcstuart on August 17, 2018, 12:38:21 pm
granted, but all the 'privileged' people starve and thirst
i wish someone could be my body double and get a 99.95 ATAR on my HSC

Granted, but it turns out they are a long lost twin, your parents lied to you your whole life.

I wish I could cook delicious, healthy meals in under 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 17, 2018, 03:57:12 pm
granted but you realise you are healthy food intolerant

i wish i could write speak and talk every language including talking to animals
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 18, 2018, 01:53:22 pm
granted but you realise you are healthy food intolerant

i wish i could write speak and talk every language including talking to animals
You can, but the animals and people you talk to can't talk back

I wish I was dreaming and year 12 is all one big nightmare
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 18, 2018, 03:21:18 pm
You can, but the animals and people you talk to can't talk back

I wish I was dreaming and year 12 is all one big nightmare
granted, but your whole life is also a dream
i wish i could actually cook
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 18, 2018, 05:11:51 pm
granted, but your whole life is also a dream

i wish i could actually cook

I wish my life was a dream, it's not been the best run
Granted, but you can only cook grass.

I wish I could spawn fresh avocados out of my palms
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 18, 2018, 05:21:43 pm
I wish my life was a dream, it's not been the best run
Granted, but you can only cook grass.

I wish I could spawn fresh avocados out of my palms

You can but it's the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life


I wish humans would discover friendly life in space.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 20, 2018, 11:46:22 am
You can but it's the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life


I wish humans would discover friendly life in space.

Done

But there's no friendly people on Earth!

I wish my concentration span in lectures wasn't like 0.2s
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on August 20, 2018, 08:11:01 pm
granted but you end up in a lifetime lecture... game over
i wish i could lift things without touching them like matilda in roald dahl
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 20, 2018, 09:57:30 pm
granted but you end up in a lifetime lecture... game over
i wish i could lift things without touching them like matilda in roald dahl
Done. But you're isolated in a lab for testing because of it

I wish my teeth felt always brushed, instead of only for a few hours after brushing them!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 3D waffle on August 21, 2018, 05:40:29 am
Granted. But although they feel done they are really dirty and yellow.

I wish I had a new, original idea to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on August 21, 2018, 05:50:32 am
I wish I had a new, original idea to wish for.
Done. But it's actually a horrible wish, and none of us corrupt it, so it comes true.

I wish I was smarter than Einstein for a few minutes to get all this stupid physics out the way. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 21, 2018, 08:47:41 pm
Done. But it's actually a horrible wish, and none of us corrupt it, so it comes true.

I wish I was smarter than Einstein for a few minutes to get all this stupid physics out the way. :'(

You get momentarily possessed by Einstein's spirit and he does all your physics homework for you. However, you don't remember it, so when it comes to the test you have no idea how to do the questions.

I wish my room and desk are perpetually tidy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on August 22, 2018, 11:38:34 am
You get momentarily possessed by Einstein's spirit and he does all your physics homework for you. However, you don't remember it, so when it comes to the test you have no idea how to do the questions.

I wish my room and desk are perpetually tidy
They are, but your closet, the rest of the house, your school and everywhere else you go are all super messy and covered with trash.

I wish I was born a guy :/
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on August 22, 2018, 01:38:13 pm
Within 60 seconds after the shower you're instantly sweaty again and you can never escape it.

I wish I wouldn't feel so awkward rehearsing presentations.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 22, 2018, 04:30:38 pm
Within 60 seconds after the shower you're instantly sweaty again and you can never escape it.

I wish I wouldn't feel so awkward rehearsing presentations.
Done, but you feel awkward actually doing the presentations. :)
I wish Spotify Premium was $5.99 instead of whatever the hell it is now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: technodisney on August 24, 2018, 10:21:20 am
I wish Spotify Premium was $5.99 instead of whatever the hell it is now.

Done. But the only songs still on the service are Wiggles and Hi-5

I wish my phone charger actually started working
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on August 24, 2018, 12:35:13 pm
Done. But the only songs still on the service are Wiggles and Hi-5

I wish my phone charger actually started working
tbh if it was the OG hi-5 and wiggles i wouldnt mind

Done, but your phone stops working.
I wish i could post every file i ever had was compressed automatically, so I could just automatically bypass email and submission size limits
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on August 27, 2018, 12:49:43 pm
Done, but it takes a really long time to upload and requires a lot of data

I wish English was easier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 27, 2018, 07:26:28 pm
Done, but it takes a really long time to upload and requires a lot of data

I wish English was easier


English is super easy, but all your other subjects double in difficulty.


I wish my band performance tommorrow didn't finish so late.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on August 28, 2018, 10:08:15 am
Granted, but your performance is terrible as a result!

I wish I could have just one week without homework!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on August 29, 2018, 05:43:44 pm
hmmm... why has no-one corrupted this yet? and neither has it come true?  :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on August 29, 2018, 08:26:43 pm
Granted, but your performance is terrible as a result!

I wish I could have just one week without homework!
So your teachers give you a week without homework, but you have to do double the week after :(

I wish some of the tests at school weren't so easy (fill in the blanks with words given, multiple choice with obvious correct answer).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on August 29, 2018, 08:55:24 pm
Granted, but now none of your tests are easy, hard, bearable, or even understandable...they are impossible and u fail them all... but seeing as the rest of the class didnt wish for this they understand them... hence u end up at the very bottom of the class and fail your VCE!

I wish people couldn't see thaat I had changed my username... therefore it was ACTUALLY anonymous!
username change? a good one :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 29, 2018, 09:19:53 pm
Granted, but now none of your tests are easy, hard, bearable, or even understandable...they are impossible and u fail them all... but seeing as the rest of the class didnt wish for this they understand them... hence u end up at the very bottom of the class and fail your VCE!

I wish people couldn't see thaat I had changed my username... therefore it was ACTUALLY anonymous! nah... just kidding... i wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!
Granted, but that also changes your name irl :D

I wish I didn't have so many gosh darn labs to complete :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on August 29, 2018, 09:23:46 pm
You don't but because of that you don't understand what you are studying and you fail in the long run/at exams etc.

I wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on August 30, 2018, 03:20:06 pm
You don't but because of that you don't understand what you are studying and you fail in the long run/at exams etc.

I wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!

Me af.

I wish my back didn't hurt rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on August 30, 2018, 04:47:00 pm
ugh... im ruining this game but i hate back pain so much... im wishing for u too!!

i wish i was in hawaii rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 30, 2018, 09:21:40 pm
ugh... im ruining this game but i hate back pain so much... im wishing for u too!!

i wish i was in hawaii rn

You can but the bad weather follows you there and it is freezing cold and rainy and you have to stay indoors the whole trip.

I wish my sewing machine needle never broke
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on August 31, 2018, 05:55:54 am
Your sewing machine needle is now made of reinforced concrete, and will never break.
It also has a 6 meter radius, so it's useless for sewing.

I wish I had unlimited focus
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 31, 2018, 07:03:49 am
Your sewing machine needle is now made of reinforced concrete, and will never break.
It also has a 6 meter radius, so it's useless for sewing.

I wish I had unlimited focus


You are always focused, but on the small irrelevant things.you teacher is teaching you but you can't stop focusing on the texture of the paper o your book. Your friend is telling you something but you have to bend down to look at how slowly the grass is growing.

I wish my books didn't have to be returned to the library soon (I borrowed too many at once and can't read them all).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 01, 2018, 07:30:34 am
I wish my books didn't have to be returned to the library soon (I borrowed too many at once and can't read them all).
Me af.
You don't need to return them, however you also can't find them.

I wish my friend would hurry up and fix our lab report :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on September 01, 2018, 06:31:10 pm
Me af.
You don't need to return them, however you also can't find them.

I wish my friend would hurry up and fix our lab report :D
The lab report gets fixed, but everything else breaks, including your friendship. (too savage? srry)
I wish English would stay a language and not become a subject.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 3.14159265359 on September 01, 2018, 10:52:01 pm
The lab report gets fixed, but everything else breaks, including your friendship. (too savage? srry)
I wish English would stay a language and not become a subject.

done and theres no catch because I believe that needs to happen

I wish our education system can be fixed and sorted to fit every type of student and to catch up to the 21st century
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on September 02, 2018, 09:43:47 am
done and theres no catch because I believe that needs to happen

I wish our education system can be fixed and sorted to fit every type of student and to catch up to the 21st century

The government starts separating all students in different groups aiming to cater for all different needs. Students are placed with others like them and are educated. This goes too far though and it becomes like one of those scifi books. No one can move out of the sections they have been put in for the rest of their lives. They are only allowed certain jobs and to marry others from the same section. It is highly discouraged to socialise with those from other sections. Everyone is trapped.

I wish I could run as long as I wanted without getting puffed out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 02, 2018, 02:05:03 pm
you can, but instead of getting puffed out you black out/lose consciousness... therefore anything could happen to u n no-one would know what or where u were

i wish i could focus my whole mind on one single thing!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on September 02, 2018, 04:04:53 pm
you can, but instead of getting puffed out you black out/lose consciousness... therefore anything could happen to u n no-one would know what or where u were

i wish i could focus my whole mind on one single thing!
You can. But you'll never be able to take your mind off one thing for the rest of your life.  ;) just remove distractions like your phone. throw it under your bed and never look at it again! ok, now breathe. put your materials on your desk, and start studying. good luck gurl

I wish I could go for a run rn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on September 02, 2018, 06:57:14 pm
You can. But you'll never be able to take your mind off one thing for the rest of your life.  ;) just remove distractions like your phone. throw it under your bed and never look at it again! ok, now breathe. put your materials on your desk, and start studying. good luck gurl

I wish I could go for a run rn.
You can, but you keep on running for the rest of your life, never staying put.
I wish I could kick ScoMo out of the Prime Ministership.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on September 02, 2018, 07:00:41 pm
You can't, because the AFP are armed with M4's. Or is that ruining the game? :)

Done, but you are immediately elected PM, somehow without the backing of your cabinet.

I wish I had a unique way of doing all my work within seconds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on September 02, 2018, 07:06:21 pm
You can't, because the AFP are armed with M4's. Or is that ruining the game? :)

Done, but you are immediately elected PM, somehow without the backing of your cabinet.

I wish I had a unique way of doing all my work within seconds.

Granted, but your teachers have a unique way of marking hence you fail all of your SACs.

I wish I could go scuba diving.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on September 02, 2018, 07:11:44 pm
You can but you don't have a proper wetsuit, only regular bathers, and the water is freezing so it isn't enjoyable.

I wish I didn't have to wash the dishes, and they could clean themselves.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 03, 2018, 10:31:57 am
They do, but as the robotic arm finishes scrubbing each plate, it then drops it into the drying rack... generally from a height which causes it to smash... therefore you have to buy new dishes and you would have been able to saved your hard-earned cash by doing your own dishes!

I wish I had a whole delicious cheesecake to myself rn!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 03, 2018, 11:18:56 am
You do, but it's not a chocolate cheesecake and now you're sad :D

I wish I was in bed rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 03, 2018, 04:54:59 pm
Nooooooo... i love most cheesecakes ;D :P
You are, but you can't sleep because you are worried about uni!

I wish my computer wasn't broken... because the bill 2 get it fixed is gonna bust my bank! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 03, 2018, 05:03:05 pm
(Nooo :( )
It's fixed, but the people fixed it changed the language to some ancient language noone knows how to translate it.

I wish I had food rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 03, 2018, 05:09:05 pm
ugh... why do i do this??  :'( :-\
you do, but it's moldy and disgusting an makes you sick!

wish i had motivation to do my work
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on September 04, 2018, 05:36:07 pm
You are extremely motivated and start it but then you realize that you can't do it because you don't know how.

I wish I had a pet duck
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: technodisney on September 04, 2018, 05:37:37 pm
You do, except it is a giant duck and squashes your house.

I wish I wasn't so tired and I could concentrate
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 04, 2018, 07:08:01 pm
you aren't tired, and your concentration is excellent - on all the wrong things... your brain will only concentrate on the things that aren't important!

I wish some jerk of a guy hadn't scammed me and I had that $900 to spend on things I need instead of being bankrupt :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: headsup on September 05, 2018, 02:04:23 pm
You were never scammed and still have $900 to spend on things that you need. However, the scammer still lurks in the background, tricking your brain to believe that the things you 'need' are things that he sells!

I wish that I had the time of this year over again but had still learnt all the content so I have a lot more time to study and revise that I need to know.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on September 05, 2018, 03:22:19 pm
You fail your current year and have to repeat with the current year 11s

I wish I had telepathy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on September 05, 2018, 10:28:38 pm
Granted, but you can’t switch it off or choose whose thoughts to listen to

I wish the VTAC applications were a little less nerve-wracking haha
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on September 06, 2018, 05:43:47 pm
Doing the applications is a really simple, calming activity, but but takes ages and ages to complete.

I wish all trees grew fruit.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 06, 2018, 09:33:40 pm
All trees grow fruit, but many of these fruits are poisonous - and you have no way of knowing which are and which aren't!

I wish I was a foot taller!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on September 07, 2018, 05:12:47 pm
You get taller, but everyone on earth gets taller by the same amount so you are still the same relative to others.

I wish I could say my Japanese speech without getting nervous and forgetting it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 09, 2018, 08:05:41 pm
Done, but it's the only thing you can say without stuffing up :)

I wish my sore throat would bugger off :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on September 10, 2018, 12:47:23 pm
Done, but it's the only thing you can say without stuffing up :)

I wish my sore throat would bugger off :D
It does but it is replaced by a really itchy nose that won't go away

I wish I could read multiple forum pages at once to keep up with the mountain of posts
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jazcstuart on September 10, 2018, 02:44:07 pm
It does but it is replaced by a really itchy nose that won't go away

I wish I could read multiple forum pages at once to keep up with the mountain of posts

You can read as many as you want at once, but can't respond to any of them. No one on here even knows you exist  :'(

I wish healthy food tasted better than unheatlhy food
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on September 12, 2018, 06:31:34 pm
You can read as many as you want at once, but can't respond to any of them. No one on here even knows you exist  :'(

I wish healthy food tasted better than unheatlhy food

It tastes amazingly good but it is extremely rare and super expensive so only millionaires can afford it.


I wish the term 3 holidays were double the length.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 13, 2018, 04:45:19 pm
they are, but they're the only holidays you ever get! :P

i wish art wasn't compulsory for us!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Ish11 on September 13, 2018, 07:36:47 pm
it isnt, but history revolutions is  :o (my school almost did that, but we protested so much they cancelled it  ;D ;D)
i wish i could drive my mums car without the risk of having a serious accident (i am the worlds worst driver, especially terrifying at night)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on September 13, 2018, 07:47:57 pm
you can... but that's the only car you can drive. ever.  :P ;D

i wish i could start life again at 2! (with the knowledge/hindsight i have now!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on September 29, 2018, 11:09:33 am
Restarting life at age 2 with 15-25 years of knowledge will result in every parent feeling a bit obsessed and every other 2 year old feeling freaked out by your presence and thus there are no friends.

I wish this sore throat that has killed me for 3 days in a row can fuck off already
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on September 29, 2018, 11:32:49 am
It 'fucks off' for one day, but comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted, and get free funding for it out of thin air.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on September 29, 2018, 12:21:09 pm
Your funding from thin air is actually being stolen from the poor kids in Africa.

I wish Facebook would stop being the glitchy idiot it's been for the past 2 months or so
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on September 29, 2018, 01:20:12 pm
Your funding from thin air is actually being stolen from the poor kids in Africa.

I wish Facebook would stop being the glitchy idiot it's been for the past 2 months or so
Done. But now it's your phone being glitchy instead :P

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 01, 2018, 07:16:13 pm
You're constantly teleporting every second and have no control over its location.

I wish Pinball would be easier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 02, 2018, 06:24:42 pm
Its so easy that everyone wins almost immediately and its not very interesting.

I wish I could have stayed in Japan longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 02, 2018, 07:24:06 pm
Its so easy that everyone wins almost immediately and its not very interesting.

I wish I could have stayed in Japan longer.
You're there forever :)

I wish I could read rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jazcstuart on October 02, 2018, 08:53:08 pm
You're there forever :)

I wish I could read rn
You can, unfortunately the only book available is a dictionary.

I wish my work actually gave me a reasonable amount of shifts (instead of none for 3 weeks, then 2 days in a row)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 02, 2018, 11:06:15 pm
Work becomes better but your assignment frequencies become irregular to the point they may as well be a uni student's assignment schedule.

Whilst I am here I wish UNSW would figure out their trimesters bullshit.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 03, 2018, 09:37:05 am
Work becomes better but your assignment frequencies become irregular to the point they may as well be a uni student's assignment schedule.

Whilst I am here I wish UNSW would figure out their trimesters bullshit.
They figured it out, however they also give you twice the number of assignments.
(That was weak, I'm sorry :P )

I wish I wasn't so lazy rn. :')
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on October 03, 2018, 06:58:03 pm
They figured it out, however they also give you twice the number of assignments.
(That was weak, I'm sorry :P )

I wish I wasn't so lazy rn. :')
You weren't lazy then, but you're lazy during every single upcoming lecture and end up doing poorly in assignments and exams.

I wish I could grow an abundance of fruit.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on October 03, 2018, 08:02:47 pm
You weren't lazy then, but you're lazy during every single upcoming lecture and end up doing poorly in assignments and exams.

I wish I could grow an abundance of fruit.
Granted, but all the fruit rots as soon as it grows.

I wish I that manual driving was easier to master!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 07, 2018, 06:41:55 pm
It is but then it becomes pointless because you're stuck on the 1 and 2 gears for permanently being in traffic

I wish for a full 4U Tutesmart class  8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 07, 2018, 07:58:00 pm
It is but then it becomes pointless because you're stuck on the 1 and 2 gears for permanently being in traffic

I wish for a full 4U Tutesmart class  8)
Its so full that you don't know what to do with yourself :P

I wish that my hair isn't such a pain :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on October 07, 2018, 08:35:50 pm
It isn't but everything else is a pain (too harsh? sorry)

I wish I could put stuff in my bag without it taking up space or getting heavier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 07, 2018, 08:40:24 pm
You can put as much stuff in as you want and it will stay super light, but you can never get anything out, it is stuck inside FOREVER!

I wish I had unlimited energy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 07, 2018, 10:35:54 pm
The energy becomes uncontrollable to the point your constant moving starts causing earthquakes

I wish my throat would stop being so ticklish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on October 08, 2018, 10:53:01 am
your throat stops being ticklish but your feet start

i wish my recess and lunch breaks were longer!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 09, 2018, 10:19:20 am
Actually I would rather my feet be tickling than my throat tbh
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They're infinitely long for you, whilst they are still the same for everyone else. So they go to class, but you are forced into staying in your playground, unable to go to class or go home and sleep comfortably and you lose any opportunities in the future.

I wish Australia's temperature would be more stable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on October 09, 2018, 11:21:31 am
Granted, but the weather is always at the extreme: bitter cold in winter, hellishly hot in summer, etc.

I wish I had my P's.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 09, 2018, 12:23:20 pm
Granted, but the weather is always at the extreme: bitter cold in winter, hellishly hot in summer, etc.

I wish I had my P's.
You have your Ps, however you also discover how expensive fuel is as you have to pay for it yourself.

I wish I didn't have a 20 page lab report to write that makes me dizzy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on October 09, 2018, 05:30:54 pm
You don't have to do that. But you have a 50 page lab report to write that makes you dizzier.

I wish Sydney could fix its public transport system
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 10, 2018, 09:59:23 am
It gets fixed but somehow Melbourne's gets fixed more than ours and now we become the salty ones.

I wish apps would stop lagging and crashing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 16, 2018, 09:59:37 am
It gets fixed but somehow Melbourne's gets fixed more than ours and now we become the salty ones.

I wish apps would stop lagging and crashing
Done. Bur now you're crashing out :D

I wish I wasn't so sleepy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: headsup on October 16, 2018, 10:08:12 am
Done. Bur now you're crashing out :D

I wish I wasn't so sleepy
You are no only sleepy... but you can only focus on AN games and nothing else.... is that a bad thing or not???

i wish i could study for english!!! just so over it  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fergus6748 on October 16, 2018, 10:58:26 am
Granted, but you can't answer questions with your texts on them.

I wish English was finished.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 16, 2018, 09:07:03 pm
Granted, but you can't answer questions with your texts on them.

I wish English was finished.
Done. But now another exam looms :)

I wish I had more time to study before *my* exams...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 17, 2018, 08:06:15 pm
It doesn't make a difference because for each extra day you get to study you just get a new exam the day after

I wish Facebook Messenger would have more functions like Slack
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 17, 2018, 08:08:24 pm
It doesn't make a difference because for each extra day you get to study you just get a new exam the day after

I wish Facebook Messenger would have more functions like Slack
It suddenly has too many functions and becomes more unstable than it already is :P

I wish I wasn't such an idiot at times. :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on October 17, 2018, 08:16:41 pm
But everyone else is and you get super frustrated with just about anything :)

I wish the HSC was a kahoot
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 17, 2018, 09:28:46 pm
But it's a kahoot you can't win :D

I wish I could sleep rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on October 17, 2018, 09:56:50 pm
You stay asleep forever :)

I wish my essays could finish themselves
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 17, 2018, 09:59:52 pm
They finish themselves, but they're also in a language your assessor doesn't understand :D

I wish I didn't need glasses
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on October 17, 2018, 10:02:11 pm
You don't need glasses, you need binoculars!

I wish all the mods would let us count to twenty.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on October 17, 2018, 10:03:21 pm
I can't corrupt this!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on October 18, 2018, 01:28:30 pm
neither... i wish school was over!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jordan3650 on October 18, 2018, 08:58:02 pm
hear hear cant corrupt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 18, 2018, 09:33:15 pm
You don't need glasses, you need binoculars!

I wish all the mods would let us count to twenty.
We do. But then the posts mysteriously disappear, so the count is at zero again.

I wish my bf would realise how gosh darn cute he is.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on October 19, 2018, 07:19:58 pm
We do. But then the posts mysteriously disappear, so the count is at zero again.

I wish my bf would realise how gosh darn cute he is.
Awww! He does realise how cute he is. In fact, he thinks he is so cute that he falls in love with himself. A little too much. insanipi is he the crush you had earlier?! :)

I wish I had a watch (a good one - not really expensive but one that doesn't make my arm all red  :o)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 22, 2018, 08:44:26 pm
You do but it is always on your arm, you can never take it off. Also it isn't waterproof, so when taking a shower or a bath you must hold your arm out so it doesn't get wet.

I wish that the weather will stay around 25-29 degrees for the week.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on October 23, 2018, 12:29:20 pm
it does... but it rains non-stop as well! :o victorian weather!

i wish i had a job (that pays well)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on October 24, 2018, 01:00:40 pm
And you're also expected to work 45 hours per week for it so you become overly sleep deprived.

I wish UNSW management would learn to help its faculties deal with UNSW 3+ course planning.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on October 25, 2018, 02:16:12 pm
And you're also expected to work 45 hours per week for it so you become overly sleep deprived.

I wish UNSW management would learn to help its faculties deal with UNSW 3+ course planning.
Done. But it's still poorly managed :(

I wish I didn't fall asleep watching lectures.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 03, 2018, 09:09:33 pm
Lectures end up being the only thing you're allowed to watch.

I wish the temperature would always be 25 degrees C
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 03, 2018, 09:12:06 pm
Lectures end up being the only thing you're allowed to watch.

I wish the temperature would always be 25 degrees C
Rude! :O (kidding)

Done, but it's a humid 25 degrees centigrade :D

I wish that I had black socks
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on November 04, 2018, 06:35:35 pm
you do, but they are WAY too big and always fall down! insert evil laugh here

I wish I could travel to America/Caribbean!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 04, 2018, 07:22:26 pm
You crash land and are inhospitalised for your entire duration there.

I wish Gmail would stop being savage to me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 04, 2018, 07:39:40 pm
It stops being savage, however Slack now is being savage.

I wish I knew pharmacology
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zappi on November 17, 2018, 10:20:35 pm
Pharmacology - only ever get questions about what can be used to treat bad colds  :P

I wish I never needed to shower again - always clean!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on November 18, 2018, 06:46:10 am
You are always clean and don't need a shower but feel filthy dirty so you have them anyway! :P

I wish I could instantly play any instrument
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: S200 on November 18, 2018, 08:09:40 pm
I wish I could instantly play any instrument
You just pick it up and play it... But the notes are all out of key.

I wish I could go forward in time a whole week...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 23, 2018, 09:12:58 pm
You go forward in time but all of your deadlines don't and thus many things become overdue.

I wish my muscles would stop being idiots and feeling strained without good reason.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 25, 2018, 02:00:28 pm
Done. But now you have a constant headache instead.

I wish some parents weren't so pushy with their kids
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on November 25, 2018, 04:20:23 pm
Yes, it's horrible! Not sure if I can corrupt this one.
They aren't pushy with their kids, but the teachers become incredibly pushy :(


I wish for school to be over rn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 25, 2018, 04:22:05 pm
Yes, it's horrible! Not sure if I can corrupt this one.
They aren't pushy with their kids, but the teachers become incredibly pushy :(


I wish for school to be over rn.
Doneskies. But then you realise that you're working non-stop instead

I wish I didn't have a sore throat rn
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: tomatosauce on November 26, 2018, 07:26:36 am
Done. But everything else hurts instead!

I wish AN had more emojis! ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on November 27, 2018, 08:00:05 pm
With every post you make you must use every single emoji and also have at least 5 emojis between each individual CHARACTER, making posts too tiring to read.

I wish I'd stop getting emails I don't care about.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on November 27, 2018, 08:05:37 pm
With every post you make you must use every single emoji and also have at least 5 emojis between each individual CHARACTER, making posts too tiring to read.

I wish I'd stop getting emails I don't care about.
You get too many emails you care about instead. :P

I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: fun_jirachi on November 27, 2018, 09:35:32 pm
That's all you have to eat for the rest of your life. :P

I wish NESA would seriously consider what they're actually doing to the entire state.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AlphaZero on November 27, 2018, 10:20:23 pm
It has been "seriously" considered and nothing has changed about what they're doing. Your wish was useless :o

I wish I could determine the absolute truth about every statement.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on January 11, 2019, 10:02:37 am
It has been "seriously" considered and nothing has changed about what they're doing. Your wish was useless :o

I wish I could determine the absolute truth about every statement.
you can but when you speak you have to lie about everything

I wish food was always free
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Erutepa on January 11, 2019, 10:10:04 am
you can but when you speak you have to lie about everything

I wish food was always free
Sure, but you're always allergic to it.

I wish I could draw (like I know my spider was really good and all, but I could still improve)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on January 11, 2019, 10:14:22 am
You can but only upside-down bats

I wish I had a lot more money to use than I do
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Erutepa on January 11, 2019, 10:22:54 am
You can but only upside-down bats

I wish I had a lot more money to use than I do
You do, but it's only monopoly money.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of corn chips.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Poet on January 11, 2019, 12:10:47 pm
You do, but it's only monopoly money.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of corn chips.
you do- in that it literally has no bottom, and thus all the chips have fallen out.

I wish popeye was irl
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zappi on January 21, 2019, 11:10:09 am
you do- in that it literally has no bottom, and thus all the chips have fallen out.

I wish popeye was irl

Great - spinach plants go extinct, putting spinach farmers out of business!
I wish I could selectively block out sounds
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 22, 2019, 09:42:13 am
Great - spinach plants go extinct, putting spinach farmers out of business!
I wish I could selectively block out sounds
You are able to selectively block out sounds, but this puts you in isolation

I wish I could dance
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on January 22, 2019, 12:46:40 pm
You are able to selectively block out sounds, but this puts you in isolation

I wish I could dance
You can dance but you can't sing.


I wish I knew how to summarise properly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 22, 2019, 01:09:36 pm
You end up summarising all the wrong things

I wish I would stop being lazy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zappi on January 22, 2019, 05:42:37 pm
You end up summarising all the wrong things

I wish I would stop being lazy

You always feel burnt out  :'(

I wish I could put spreads on bread evenly without toasting it first
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jimmmy on January 22, 2019, 06:19:11 pm
You always feel burnt out  :'(

I wish I could put spreads on bread evenly without toasting it first
Wish Granted, but you can never toast bread again  :'(

I wish I was a professional tennis player.  :o
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: RuiAce on January 22, 2019, 06:47:08 pm
You get there, get to feel it for a day, but before winning any fancy tournament your bones are suddenly broken.

I wish I would stop wanting to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HughMungus on January 29, 2019, 08:25:27 pm

I wish I would stop wanting to sleep

You are cursed with uncurable insomnia.

I wish Uni was fun
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sweetiepi on January 29, 2019, 08:52:22 pm
You are cursed with uncurable insomnia.

I wish Uni was fun
Done. But you discover real life isn't.

I wish uni would give me a decent timetable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zappi on February 01, 2019, 05:58:27 am
Done. But you discover real life isn't.

I wish uni would give me a decent timetable

Done, but you discover real life won't  :P

I wish I actually got work shifts without it affecting study or personal matters
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on May 26, 2019, 06:26:16 pm
Done, but you discover real life won't  :P

I wish I actually got work shifts without it affecting study or personal matters

done,
you only get graveyard shifts /:


I wish I could have a bigger house
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on May 26, 2019, 06:33:13 pm
done,
you only get graveyard shifts /:


I wish I could have a bigger house

It's so big, but like a maze and you instantly get lost and can't find your way out for ages. It has a labyrinth of dark, lifeless corridors filled with emptiness and terrifying noises.

I wish I could write an essay in an hour  ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Erutepa on May 28, 2019, 08:18:30 am
It's so big, but like a maze and you instantly get lost and can't find your way out for ages. It has a labyrinth of dark, lifeless corridors filled with emptiness and terrifying noises.

I wish I could write an essay in an hour  ;)
You can, but you wrote it in Latin, so it's completely useless.

I wish all milk was chocolate milk
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on May 29, 2019, 06:33:17 am
You can, but you wrote it in Latin, so it's completely useless.

I wish all milk was chocolate milk

In order for that to happen, all milk producing cows in the world are instantly transported onto every single cocoa plantation in the world. The cows eat all the cocoa beans, then the whole plants too. Consequently, there is now no chocolate able to be made as all the cocoa plants have been ingested.

I wish I was always warm throughout winter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Loren_T on May 29, 2019, 04:42:03 pm
the only way to make this happen is to make your body temp higher so that you are always warmer than everyone else and when the weather is warm you can't cope 
I wish it would snow pure snow without rain
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on June 09, 2019, 07:55:23 pm
the only way to make this happen is to make your body temp higher so that you are always warmer than everyone else and when the weather is warm you can't cope 
I wish it would snow pure snow without rain

Congratulations! You're snowed in. Forever. You can't leave.

I wish I could pass school without having to do exams  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zealous on June 14, 2019, 10:43:44 pm
Congratulations! You're snowed in. Forever. You can't leave.

I wish I could pass school without having to do exams  :P
You have automatically failed all your exams and will not receive an ATAR. You can still pass school by car, bus, bike or another convenient form of transport.

I wish people speaking other languages would have live English subtitles in front of them.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 15, 2019, 06:43:16 pm
You have automatically failed all your exams and will not receive an ATAR. You can still pass school by car, bus, bike or another convenient form of transport.

I wish people speaking other languages would have live English subtitles in front of them.

They do! But you are blind and can't see them. :'(

I wish I had free unlimited supply of Muji pens (the best pens)!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AngelWings on June 15, 2019, 08:29:00 pm
I wish I had free unlimited supply of Muji pens (the best pens)!
Your wish is granted... but all the pens have run out of ink and are broken in one way or another.

I wish I was talented in everything I attempted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on July 07, 2019, 05:28:44 pm

I wish I was talented in everything I attempted.

Your wish is granted, but since you are good at everything that you do, everyone despises you, including your own family.

I wish for a good sharpener.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Ionic Doc on July 07, 2019, 05:50:19 pm
Your wish is granted, however, the blades in the sharpener are so sharp  that they accidentally  cut off your fingers and now you can't even pick up a pencil (rip)

I wish poverty would end
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on July 07, 2019, 07:40:52 pm
Your wish is granted, however, the blades in the sharpener are so sharp  that they accidentally  cut off your fingers and now you can't even pick up a pencil (rip)

I wish poverty would end

Your wish is granted but now that there is no more poverty, people began to litter more and more, recycle less, until there was so much rubbish on the Earth that there was not enough room for people as oppossed to rubbish.

I wish the Earth was less polluted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: geminii on July 12, 2019, 12:17:43 am
I wish the Earth was less polluted.

Your wish is granted! There is so little pollution on earth that the air becomes cleaner and is made up of pure oxygen, so we all die.

I wish I had a pet puppy!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on July 12, 2019, 01:18:50 pm
I wish I had a pet puppy!

Your wish is granted but you are allergic to puppies and immediately have an anaphylactic reaction to the puppy, forcing you to give the puppy away and go to the hospital to be treated for your reaction.

I wish I had an endless supply of stationery.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AngelWings on July 13, 2019, 03:40:58 pm
Your wish is granted but you are allergic to puppies and immediately have an anaphylactic reaction to the puppy, forcing you to give the puppy away and go to the hospital to be treated for your reaction.

I wish I had an endless supply of stationery.
Granted. But there’s too much that you can’t breathe.

I wish the weather would stay consistent in Melbourne for 24 hrs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: caffinatedloz on July 13, 2019, 05:21:47 pm
I wish the weather would stay consistent in Melbourne for 24 hrs.

The weather will stay consistent all right. Not just for 24 hours, but forever. It is constantly drizzling and very windy. The top temperature each day is 9 degrees. Although it is always cold it never snows. No matter what you do you cannot get warm. Umbrellas and coats become a scarce and precious resource.

I wish that I had a Muji pen that never ran out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on July 13, 2019, 10:11:02 pm
I wish that I had a Muji pen that never ran out.

Your wish is granted, but everyone wanted to take your pen, so this resulted in a war where your arms were chopped off. Now you can't use your pen since you have no arms.

I wish that there was nice temperature (not too cold, not too warm) in Melbourne FOREVER.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: KingTings on July 13, 2019, 10:44:08 pm
I wish that there was nice temperature (not too cold, not too warm) in Melbourne FOREVER.

Your wish is granted, but the perfect temperature doesn't allow rain for crops. This destroys all the possible eucalyptus found in Melbourne, leading to a pack Koala's destroying all the generators powering trams. There is no more public transport and government are forced to let children obtain their licence. It's chaos, car pile ups on every street with citizens too scared to take their cars out of their driveway. Everyone evacuates Melbourne as a result and you're left stranded with the Koala's, at least with some nice temperature.
(I'm procrastinating I'm sorry)

I wish public transport was free from students in primary-tertiary education.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on July 13, 2019, 11:17:11 pm

I wish public transport was free from students in primary-tertiary education.

Your wish is granted but know that public transport is free for students for primary-tertiary education students start wagging class to go to the city for free and schools shut down as a result. This leads to no people attending primary school, secondary school, uni or tafe which results in more unemployment than ever, with everyone trying become a train driver, bus driver or tram driver as that's the only remianing job.

I wish I had neater hand-writing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on July 15, 2019, 06:39:18 pm
Your wish is granted but know that public transport is free for students for primary-tertiary education students start wagging class to go to the city for free and schools shut down as a result. This leads to no people attending primary school, secondary school, uni or tafe which results in more unemployment than ever, with everyone trying become a train driver, bus driver or tram driver as that's the only remianing job.

I wish I had neater hand-writing.

Your writing is super neat, but so tiny that people can't read it without a microscope!

I wish grapes were as big as tennis balls!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on July 15, 2019, 09:27:45 pm

I wish grapes were as big as tennis balls!
They are not only as big as tennis balls but as hard and enidible as tennis balls too.

I wish the day was longer than 24 hrs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on July 16, 2019, 07:05:27 pm
They are not only as big as tennis balls but as hard and enidible as tennis balls too.

I wish the day was longer than 24 hrs.

The days are 24.0000000000001 hours  :P

I wish my room stayed tidy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on July 16, 2019, 07:11:52 pm
Your room

I wish my room stayed tidy.

Your room is very tidy, however your entire house is now filthy, teeming with rats, mould, and rubbish.

I wish I could play any instrument I wanted..

(also you guys have no idea how much these make me laugh )
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: KingTings on July 16, 2019, 08:01:57 pm
I wish I could play any instrument I wanted..

Your wish is granted, but the only thing you are physically able to play is the melody to all-star by smash mouth, on repeat.

I wish I could not procrastinate.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: caffinatedloz on July 18, 2019, 07:03:35 am
Your wish is granted, but the only thing you are physically able to play is the melody to all-star by smash mouth, on repeat.

I wish I could not procrastinate.

You are unable to procrastinate, ever again. However, this means that you are also unable to enter the Forum Games section of ATARNotes (ever) as there is always something more that could be done. You become exhausted from never having downtime.

I wish that I could wake up later but still get to school on time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on July 18, 2019, 08:14:39 pm
You are unable to procrastinate, ever again. However, this means that you are also unable to enter the Forum Games section of ATARNotes (ever) as there is always something more that could be done. You become exhausted from never having downtime.

I wish that I could wake up later but still get to school on time.

You are able to wake up 1 second before school starts and are immediately teleported from your bed into your classroom. You have no time to eat breakfast, brush your teeth or do your hair or wash your face. You are also in your pajamas.

I wish I had practiced clarinet on the holidays.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on July 19, 2019, 08:19:15 pm
I wish I had practiced clarinet on the holidays.

You time-travel back to the start of the holidays and spend the two weeks playing. However, when you get to the initial day you traveled backwards in time, you loop back to the start of the holidays. This process never ends. Ever.

I wish I could go for as many holidays as I wanted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Loren_T on July 31, 2019, 04:49:49 pm
You get rich and are able to go for as many holidays as you want easily. But you are cursed with sea and motion sickness and you fear plane flights so you can't travel much. Your holidays are  mostly spent photoshopping yourself into photos of places around the world and uploading them to social media
I wish that my teachers would let me chose the sac dates...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on July 31, 2019, 06:54:36 pm
I wish that my teachers would let me chose the sac dates...

You choose the SAC dates that suit you, but the rest of your cohort feels this is totally unfair, and proceed to protest against you, creating a petition to get you kicked out of the school. They succeed.

I wish I didn't need to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on July 31, 2019, 07:18:27 pm
You choose the SAC dates that suit you, but the rest of your cohort feels this is totally unfair, and proceed to protest against you, creating a petition to get you kicked out of the school. They succeed.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

You don't need to sleep ever, but when the sun sets, you transform painfully into a werewolf and run around outside howling, then you transform back into an human in an unknown location covered in mud when the sun rises, every morning.

I wish I had a device that would tell me my life statistics (like things like the average amount of words said every day, or total number of sneezes, or the total length of fingernail growth ever).

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on July 31, 2019, 07:21:29 pm
I wish I had a device that would tell me my life statistics (like things like the average amount of words said every day, or total number of sneezes, or the total length of fingernail growth ever).

You have a ticking counter engraved into your arm. Every time you say a word, you hear the tick. Every time you blink, tick. Sneeze, tick. Breathe, tick. Tick, tick, tick. You go insane.

I wish I could adopt all the cats ever (:
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on July 31, 2019, 07:38:38 pm
You have a ticking counter engraved into your arm. Every time you say a word, you hear the tick. Every time you blink, tick. Sneeze, tick. Breathe, tick. Tick, tick, tick. You go insane.

I wish I could adopt all the cats ever (:

Every single cat in the world is transported in a 50m radius of you. Cats are everywhere. People are freaking out. You realise 'cats' included lions, tigers, leopards, and other large cats. Things don't go so well. Cats get hungry. Cats want you to feed them. Cats fight. You can't feed all of them. Cats get eaten, especially the small fluffy ones. Cats take over ...

I wish books that I were browsing through gave me an accurate, immediate percentage on how much I will enjoy the book when I simply looked at the spine/cover.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DrDusk on August 02, 2019, 01:49:19 am
Every single cat in the world is transported in a 50m radius of you. Cats are everywhere. People are freaking out. You realise 'cats' included lions, tigers, leopards, and other large cats. Things don't go so well. Cats get hungry. Cats want you to feed them. Cats fight. You can't feed all of them. Cats get eaten, especially the small fluffy ones. Cats take over ...

I wish books that I were browsing through gave me an accurate, immediate percentage on how much I will enjoy the book when I simply looked at the spine/cover.
Every book you browse through gives you a 100% accurate representation of how much you would like it if you were to read it, but any book you open to read will always be written in a language you don't know. Meaning you'll have to google translate every word.

I wish I could have Sir Richard Feynman as my Lecturer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kjistsehrtot on August 06, 2019, 05:25:26 pm
I wish I could have Sir Richard Feynman as my Lecturer.

done. except he's constantly drunk and high and cries whenever he attempts to teach

i wish someone would stop corrupting others wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: caffinatedloz on August 06, 2019, 05:43:23 pm
your wish is granted. everyone always gets exactly what they wish for, no matter the effect it has on others.

i wish that climate change would be reversed
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SlowandSteady on August 06, 2019, 05:54:54 pm
i wish that climate change would be reversed
Climate change begins to reverse at an alarming rate, plunging the Earth into its next ice age and successfully wiping out humanity.

I wish that chocolate was healthy :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 06, 2019, 06:26:38 pm
I wish that chocolate was healthy :P

Chocolate is now healthy, but you can't eat it ):

I wish tea didn't stain teeth
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kjistsehrtot on August 06, 2019, 06:29:04 pm
I wish tea didn't stain teeth

done. tea now does not stain animal teeth.

i wish my mum would let me have acrylic nails
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 06, 2019, 06:30:23 pm
i wish my mum would let me have acrylic nails

you are allowed to have acrylic nails but you cannot decide the length. they are 4 metres long. you can't do anything about it.

I wish it wasn't so bloody cold in Melb rn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AngelWings on August 06, 2019, 06:56:36 pm
I wish it wasn't so bloody cold in Melb rn.
Your wish is granted, but instead it’s 45oC each day and humid.

I wish I was able to read any book (regardless of length) within 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 06, 2019, 07:49:33 pm
Your wish is granted, but instead it’s 45oC each day and humid.

Ew. Thanks, I guess.


I wish I was able to read any book (regardless of length) within 15 minutes.

You can read ANY BOOK YOU WANT in 15 minutes, but they're terribly spoiled in the foreword and you don't enjoy reading anymore.

I wish procrastinating wasn't a thing...

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SlowandSteady on August 06, 2019, 08:45:03 pm
I wish procrastinating wasn't a thing...
Huzzah! The term 'procrastinating' is no more. Now people just refer to it as 'putting off doing something important by occupying yourself with trivial tasks'.

I wish that my dog could walk itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: caffinatedloz on August 06, 2019, 08:52:59 pm
I wish that my dog could walk itself.

Your dog can walk itself. He can run too, right into a busy road.

I wish that my laptop never lost charge.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SlowandSteady on August 06, 2019, 08:59:16 pm
Your dog can walk itself. He can run too, right into a busy road.
That image will sit snugly in the back of my mind for at least a few days.
I wish that my laptop never lost charge.
Right as I was replying the battery warning popped up on mine. Mad feels.
Your laptop never loses any power, instead producing it in vast excess, which piques the interest of multiple government organisations. They utilise this phenomena to provide unlimited power to the world. The air is fresher and the grass is greener. Your laptop has done the Earth a great service, at the cost of it being yours.

I wish that I could understand any music I looked at (sheet music, that is).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Erutepa on August 07, 2019, 08:19:53 am
I wish that I could understand any music I looked at (sheet music, that is).
You become ever so proficient in sheet music - perhaps the best there ever was or will be. However, you grasp of all other language is lost.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 08, 2019, 07:52:48 am
I wish I could live on campus in Uni for free.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kjistsehrtot on August 08, 2019, 10:11:48 am
I wish I could live on campus in Uni for free.

you sleep on the grounds in a sleeping bag and constantly get kicked out by the cops at least twice a night

i wish i wasnt sick anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 08, 2019, 01:12:32 pm
i wish i wasnt sick anymore

You're always healthy but you don't have any arms.

I wish I could be rich
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kjistsehrtot on August 09, 2019, 08:34:55 am
I wish I could be rich

you are now rich with nutrients

i wish i could never make a mistake, regardless of how small or big it is
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AngelWings on August 10, 2019, 11:35:36 pm
you are now rich with nutrients

i wish i could never make a mistake, regardless of how small or big it is
Wish granted, however, in doing so, you turn inhuman (after all, you’re not human if you never make a mistake) and you’re shipped off to Area 51 as an unwelcome alien. You never see your family or friends ever again. Instead, scientists constantly prod and prick you to do experiments to find out how you can never make a mistake.

I wish I could take my family on a single trip around the world safely.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 12, 2019, 06:42:48 pm
I wish I could take my family on a single trip around the world safely.

You've taken them on a safe trip but your trip has lasted 37 years and you're all very homesick.

I wish I didn't have to study
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Loren_T on August 12, 2019, 07:51:19 pm
this is hard ::)
umm instead of going to school and learning stuff you are expected to embroider and weave at home like women in the olden days.
oh and you never learn anything- including how to read and write  :( :(
i wish that winter didn't exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 12, 2019, 08:54:50 pm
this is hard ::)
umm instead of going to school and learning stuff you are expected to embroider and weave at home like women in the olden days.
oh and you never learn anything- including how to read and write  :( :(
i wish that winter didn't exist

‘Winter’ doesn’t exist because seasons don’t exist because it’s always the same temperature all year round! That is 5 degrees Celsius and perpetually grey and cloudy.

I wish I could grow some strong muscles overnight so I could easily do push-ups and sit-ups.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 13, 2019, 06:37:42 pm
I wish I could grow some strong muscles overnight so I could easily do push-ups and sit-ups.

Your muscles are strong, amazing, and you're the absolute best at doing push-ups and sit-ups.
Nobody will ever see it though, because you can't leave your house.

I wish I had unlimited ink in my Muji pens.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on August 13, 2019, 08:50:14 pm
Your muscles are strong, amazing, and you're the absolute best at doing push-ups and sit-ups.
Nobody will ever see it though, because you can't leave your house.

I wish I had unlimited ink in my Muji pens.

OMG SAME I WISHED FOR THIS A FEW WEEKS AGO! THEY ARE THE BEST PENS! SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPSLOCK I'M SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT MUJI PENS.

Your MUJI pens never run out! But someone finds this out (probs me) and steals them from you.

I wish I could easily memorise my oral exam answers straight away.


Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 14, 2019, 05:57:42 pm
OMG SAME I WISHED FOR THIS A FEW WEEKS AGO! THEY ARE THE BEST PENS! SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPSLOCK I'M SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT MUJI PENS.

Your MUJI pens never run out! But someone finds this out (probs me) and steals them from you.

I wish I could easily memorise my oral exam answers straight away.

 >:( >:( >:( how dare u steal my muji pens

You memorise them, have them down pat for ages, you think to yourself, "Woah, I'm going to ACE this,"
but forget them right as the exam starts.

I wish I didn't have to pay for internet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: indigoblu on August 15, 2019, 11:33:32 pm
But then you have to pay the rest of the bills for the house. I wish I could sleep by now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on August 26, 2019, 03:44:18 pm
But then you have to pay the rest of the bills for the house. I wish I could sleep by now.

You fall asleep at command, but it turns out, your arch nemesis can make you sleep at command too.

I wish I could have 100% battery on my phone at all times
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AngelWings on September 01, 2019, 02:00:27 pm
You fall asleep at command, but it turns out, your arch nemesis can make you sleep at command too.

I wish I could have 100% battery on my phone at all times
Your wish is granted, however, soon after the wish, you accidentally drop your phone on a busy road and it is smashed beyond repair.

I wish I won the jackpot of a lottery once legitimately.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on September 02, 2019, 06:42:25 pm
Your wish is granted, however, soon after the wish, you accidentally drop your phone on a busy road and it is smashed beyond repair.

I wish I won the jackpot of a lottery once legitimately.

Congratulations! You've just won the lottery! A grand total of $6.72 will be wired to your account!

I wish had a bigger room.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: J_Rho on September 02, 2019, 08:03:50 pm
Congratulations! You've just won the lottery! A grand total of $6.72 will be wired to your account!

I wish had a bigger room.

Your wish is granted, however, your room is everexpanding and you can never escape

I wish I had unlimited food
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on September 03, 2019, 08:31:06 am
Your wish is granted, however, your room is everexpanding and you can never escape

I wish I had unlimited food

Your wish is granted, and you now have an unlimited supply of dog food.
I wish the weather was always nice
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: J_Rho on September 03, 2019, 11:30:43 am
Your wish is granted, and you now have an unlimited supply of dog food.
I wish the weather was always nice

The weather is now always 30 degrees but rain is non existant and are now living in a drought
I wish I was eating pizza right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on September 03, 2019, 04:48:42 pm
You are, but you keep on eating pizza for hours on end until you start throwing up.

I wish I could make jokes on the spot.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: caffinatedloz on September 03, 2019, 05:26:58 pm
I wish I could make jokes on the spot.

you can... but they are really REALLY awful. your friends hate them but you cannot stop. no matter how hard you try, you are stuck speaking in terrible jokes forever.

i wish i was a better dancer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on September 03, 2019, 06:37:59 pm
you can... but they are really REALLY awful. your friends hate them but you cannot stop. no matter how hard you try, you are stuck speaking in terrible jokes forever.

i wish i was a better dancer

You're an amazing dancer in every genre ever, but you can't listen to music while you're dancing. You just have to dance.

I wish I could remember things from when I was a baby
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on September 04, 2019, 05:40:38 pm
You can. But you also can remember every moment and choice you've regretted making you live a bitter life.

I wish my whiteout never ran out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Loren_T on September 04, 2019, 08:39:27 pm
okay- so you find a white out that doesn't run out but you soon realise that whenever you use it, it makes yuck farting sounds
I wish that i could play tennis instead of going to school  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on September 04, 2019, 08:45:56 pm
okay- so you find a white out that doesn't run out but you soon realise that whenever you use it, it makes yuck farting sounds
I wish that i could play tennis instead of going to school  ;D

You play tennis all day, every day, but you must play in an indoor court, and can never leave and see daylight.

I wish my bed made itself
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on September 04, 2019, 09:03:29 pm
You play tennis all day, every day, but you must play in an indoor court, and can never leave and see daylight.

I wish my bed made itself

It does, but in order to do that, it comes alive. When you are trying to sleep the bed randomly twitches and shuffles the blankets around. It has trouble staying still and sometimes eats your socks. It also seems to be constantly in a bad mood, so when you are about to fall asleep, random springs haphazardly spring around in the mattress.

I wish knew how to make someone who is crying feel better.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: r1ckworthy on September 04, 2019, 09:10:51 pm
You know how to make someone who is crying feel better, but you do it instantly so that they become shocked when they stop crying and seemingly realise there was nothing to cry about but you have unknowingly dug a deeper hole for unrealised their emotional turmoil as they do not have an opportunity to express their emotion and so it emerges as a monster when it bursts... and so the cycle continues.

I wish procrastination wasn't a thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Loren_T on September 04, 2019, 10:51:10 pm
Procrastination is destroyed! Every distraction is gone; youtube, netflix and other social media including ATAR notes casual chat is not a thing either :(
I wish that I could get an atar of 99
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Snow Leopard on September 27, 2019, 09:10:38 pm
You can. But then you become so complacent that you end up getting a 98.95 atar. So close.
I wish that I could eat junk food without getting fat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AngelWings on October 08, 2019, 06:03:19 pm
I wish that I could eat junk food without getting fat.
Your wish is granted. Suddenly, you’re able to eat as much junk food as you like without getting fat... but you throw everything up as soon as you eat it.

I wish I was able to see 10 minutes into the future at will.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kjistsehrtot on October 09, 2019, 08:50:13 pm
I wish I was able to see 10 minutes into the future at will.

your wish is my command, however, ten minutes of your life is taken off every time you wish to see into the future

i wish my german teacher could stop giving me so much homework every day
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 11, 2019, 08:42:59 pm
your wish is my command, however, ten minutes of your life is taken off every time you wish to see into the future

i wish my german teacher could stop giving me so much homework every day

She stops giving you homework, but your other teachers give you double the amount.

I wish I had a larger bladder.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kjistsehrtot on October 14, 2019, 02:13:37 pm
She stops giving you homework, but your other teachers give you double the amount.

I wish I had a larger bladder.

jokes on you buddy, i never get hw aside from german ;))))

anyways, you get a larger bladder. but it's abnormally large and has to be removed as doctors are scared to see what'll happen if they keep it in you

i wish my back stopped hurting
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on October 14, 2019, 05:20:26 pm
jokes on you buddy, i never get hw aside from german ;))))

anyways, you get a larger bladder. but it's abnormally large and has to be removed as doctors are scared to see what'll happen if they keep it in you

i wish my back stopped hurting

It does, but your feet start hurting instead :(


I wish I wasn't shy and knew exactly what to say in a situation.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 14, 2019, 06:34:35 pm
It does, but your feet start hurting instead :(


I wish I wasn't shy and knew exactly what to say in a situation.
(Me too!) You are great at conducting social situations and conversations, and a charismatic speaker, and instantly make everyone around you feel comfortable, but you are stranded in a small house on the moon with no one to talk to.

I wish I won't get nervous for my oral exam!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on October 15, 2019, 08:39:30 pm
(Me too!) You are great at conducting social situations and conversations, and a charismatic speaker, and instantly make everyone around you feel comfortable, but you are stranded in a small house on the moon with no one to talk to.

I wish I won't get nervous for my oral exam!

you aren't nervous at all, and your oral exam goes great!
however, you had a huge pimple right on the tip of your nose.

i wish i could stop sickness as soon as i realise I'm coming down with a cold ),:
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Grace0702 on October 15, 2019, 09:04:12 pm
you aren't nervous at all, and your oral exam goes great!
however, you had a huge pimple right on the tip of your nose.

i wish i could stop sickness as soon as i realise I'm coming down with a cold ),:

BAM! you can stop a cold at your command... but each time you do your left foot grows an extra toe

I wish I could ace exams without studying
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: kjistsehrtot on October 16, 2019, 09:03:59 am
BAM! you can stop a cold at your command... but each time you do your left foot grows an extra toe

I wish I could ace exams without studying

done. now whenever you show an ace card to the examiner, you pass. however, now you must communicate using other playing cards

i wish my aliexpress orders could come to me as soon as i order them
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 16, 2019, 05:13:24 pm
done. now whenever you show an ace card to the examiner, you pass. however, now you must communicate using other playing cards

i wish my aliexpress orders could come to me as soon as i order them

They appear instantly in your house, but they replace one of your possessions randomly, so something you have disappears.

I wish I could grow plants super fast just with my mind.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: caffinatedloz on October 21, 2019, 07:10:07 am
I wish I could grow plants super fast just with my mind.
You can but you cannot control how much they grow at all. Everywhere you go, plants grow. They begin to overtake the city bit by bit.

I wish that I could watch hours of TV in an hour.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gab.r_se on October 29, 2019, 03:48:56 pm
You can but you cannot control how much they grow at all. Everywhere you go, plants grow. They begin to overtake the city bit by bit.

I wish that I could watch hours of TV in an hour.


But only if you watch Dora the Explorer.


I wish that I could memorise things really fast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 29, 2019, 04:07:17 pm

But only if you watch Dora the Explorer.


I wish that I could memorise things really fast.

You can but you also forget them really fast.

I wish I could become a master of reading body language to tell what people are thinking.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: AngelWings on October 29, 2019, 05:48:36 pm
You can but you also forget them really fast.

I wish I could become a master of reading body language to tell what people are thinking.
Your wish is granted... but you’ve now forgotten how to understand English and any other languages you speak.

I wish I would be able to understand a book inside and out at will, with a quick flick through all of its pages.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on October 29, 2019, 07:25:19 pm
Your wish is granted... but you’ve now forgotten how to understand English and any other languages you speak.

I wish I would be able to understand a book inside and out at will, with a quick flick through all of its pages.

You can, but the book is instantly shredded into tiny flakes of paper.

I wish I could store things like food and clothes in a pocket in space time, and access them at will.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on December 09, 2019, 10:17:36 am
You can, but the book is instantly shredded into tiny flakes of paper.

I wish I could store things like food and clothes in a pocket in space time, and access them at will.

You can store them in your space-pocket and access them at will however they will all be things you despise.

I wish hayfever wasnt a thing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: caffinatedloz on December 09, 2019, 08:50:35 pm
You can store them in your space-pocket and access them at will however they will all be things you despise.

I wish hayfever wasnt a thing
hayfever isn't a thing. spring is cancelled. that means no pollen or other allergens. it also means no new plants and animals. ever. you cause the end of the world and rapidly accelerate the climate crisis.

i wish that our government did more about climate change.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: KatherineGale on January 27, 2020, 01:43:49 am
i wish that our government did more about climate change.

Our government does more about climate change, but it's still too late and the wild weather destroys all infrastructure and we are unable to grow any more food and we can't get any power and everything's on fire, frozen or in the midst of a hurricane and everyone dies because they didn't act earlier.

I wish that spiders and their sideways walking equivalent crabs, didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on April 06, 2020, 09:19:55 pm
Woosh, they have disappeared off Earth. Now the most beautiful animal you can think of is taking its place.

I wish time could just stand still and I could get all my work done before school starts.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: J_Rho on April 06, 2020, 09:42:17 pm
I wish time could just stand still and I could get all my work done before school starts.

You get your work done and you get to school and its been cancelled, no exams, no tests, it was all for nothing.

I wish I was a good dancer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lm21074 on April 06, 2020, 10:21:14 pm
Good one haha.

You do become a good dancer. However, you start to involuntarily dance 24/7.


I wish I could climb a mountain without getting altitude sickness.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: whys on April 06, 2020, 10:32:40 pm
You do climb a mountain without altitude sickness. However, every time you climb a mountain, you must do so in stilts.

I wish I could become invisible
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: J_Rho on April 07, 2020, 10:25:23 am
Everyone thinks you're dead, you can't get a job, you can't get a house, and you're all alone RIP whys

I wish I could eat without gaining weight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on April 08, 2020, 02:01:37 pm
You can, but all food is tasteless.

I wish I could wear summer clothes throughout the entire year without being cold
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: J_Rho on April 08, 2020, 02:06:29 pm
I wish I could wear summer clothes throughout the entire year without being cold

Winter is cancelled, the ecosystem is out of wack, everything on the planet dies out and its all your fault :o
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on April 08, 2020, 02:37:42 pm
psst you didn't do a wish

I wish I could control my dreams
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: whys on April 08, 2020, 02:45:49 pm
you can, but it makes you fatigued and you wake up in the morning with a bad headache
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: J_Rho on April 08, 2020, 02:56:34 pm
psst you didn't do a wish

BAHAHAH 😂😂🤦

I wish I could memorise and understand anything the first time i saw it
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BrittyG on April 08, 2020, 11:21:26 pm
I wish I could memorise and understand anything the first time i saw it

Wish granted! You can memorise and understand everything you see but...
You aren't able to communicate your knowledge back to others whether it be talking, writing, typing or other

I wish that I could read people's minds

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: J_Rho on April 09, 2020, 09:00:54 am
I wish that I could read people's minds

You can read minds but everyone can read yours also
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Cat In The Hat on June 29, 2020, 10:31:42 pm
No wish to corrupt? OK.
I wish I could get my schoolwork done.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: blueycan on June 30, 2020, 10:47:33 am
You can get your schoolwork done but you can only start it after the due date
I wish I didn't have to style my hair everyday
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Einstein_Reborn_97 on June 30, 2020, 02:40:19 pm
You will not have to style your hair every day because you won't have any.
I wish I could run 5km in 20 minutes or less.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Owlbird83 on June 30, 2020, 06:12:48 pm
You will not have to style your hair every day because you won't have any.
I wish I could run 5km in 20 minutes or less.
You can but every time you do it, you loose 1cm off your height.

I wish I could dye my hair without it getting damaged
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Cat In The Hat on July 03, 2020, 02:14:01 pm
Granted, but every time you do it gets longer by four feet.
I wish I could stop procrastinating.