Corrupt a wish

[Poet]

Done. But there are limited subjects you can take.

I wish my feet weren't cold rn.

They aren't, but they're super sweaty.

I wish Ruel was a Melbourne homeboy lol

[sweetiepi]

They aren't, but they're super sweaty.

I wish Ruel was a Melbourne homeboy lol

Done. But you don't live in Melbourne.

I wish I could get out of bed without effort in the morning.

[S200]

I wish I could get out of bed without effort in the morning.

Done. But it takes ITENSE effort to get in to bed.

I wish I was back in year 8...

[BrittyG]

Granted, but you have to stay in year 8 for the rest of your life (and pay school fees)

I wish I could stop procrastinating 

[lm21074]

Granted, but you have to stay in year 8 for the rest of your life (and pay school fees)

I wish I could stop procrastinating 

Done, but you have heaps of work to catch up on.

I wish I was sure about which subjects I'm doing next year.

[sweetiepi]

Done, but you have heaps of work to catch up on.

I wish I was sure about which subjects I'm doing next year.

Done! But the teacher you don't get alongwith takes them all.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

[PhoenixxFire]

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Done! You can’t stop working. Ever.

I wish my bus was here (it’s supposed to be )

[Poet]

Done! You can’t stop working. Ever.

I wish my bus was here (it’s supposed to be )

it’s there but then it drives right past you.

I wish I had some tasty hot chips right now

[Owlbird83]

it’s there but then it drives right past you.

I wish I had some tasty hot chips right now

You do, but then a flock of seagulls come out of nowhere and steal them all, just as you're about to eat them.

I wish it was like the middle ages and we wore fancy dresses all the time and had balls and stuff to go to.

[S200]

I wish it was like the middle ages and we wore fancy dresses all the time and had balls and stuff to go to.

Done! But you are one of the Peasants, and are condemned to 24/7 drudgery...

I wish I had limitless time to read...

[Poet]

Done! But you are one of the Peasants, and are condemned to 24/7 drudgery...

I wish I had limitless time to read...

You do, but all the books are written in Sanskrit

I wish I could finish VCE now and get an awesome score

[S200]

You do, but all the books are written in Sanskrit

That actually wouldn't be that bad... I'd learn Sanskrit in the interim (limitless time remember!)

I wish I could finish VCE now and get an awesome score

Done! But you are doomed to a career which you hate...


I wish my physics would go away

[not.yet.a.nerd]

I wish my physics would go away

Physics is no longer a VCE subject! But suddenly gravity no longer exists

I wish we could upvote posts on this thread

[Fergus6748]

Physics is no longer a VCE subject! But suddenly gravity no longer exists

I wish we could upvote posts on this thread

Granted, but you can never upvote the posts you want, therefore making it redundant

I wish I had telepathy

[Poet]

Granted, but you can never upvote the posts you want, therefore making it redundant

I wish I had telepathy

You do, but you can't control it...

I wish I could conjure money.

That actually wouldn't be that bad... I'd learn Sanskrit in the interim (limitless time remember!)

Aha, but you wouldn't know it was Sanskrit, and you may have limitless time, but not a limitless life, which you would waste trying to learn every written language in the world, including Sanskrit, from translation books written in Sanskrit.