So since this is getting a little quiet, then maybe it's time for a new game.
Be careful of what you wish for.
*FallingStar makes an evil laugh
Now, this game is called corrupt a wish (also a game I've seen being played in other forums). So what you do is that you grant the wish of the person above you, but you corrupt such that it is different to how the person above you intend it to be. Just keep your wishes and you wish corruptions within the constraints of the forum rules.
Note: If your user is in my examples, then I hope you don't mind me using them (hypothetical examples)
Moderator Edit: This game is phenomenalModerator edit: Brilliant idea! User Edit: Bonus points for funny wish corruptions.
FallingStar: I wish I had $250,000
insanipi: Granted, but that's life insurance from your favourite relatives. I wish I wasn't an old man. (I know, you're the complete opposite of an old man so... yeah)
conic curve: Granted. You turn into an old woman. I wish I had an expensive car.
So here we go:
I wish I can fly.