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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1260 on: November 11, 2016, 09:06:02 am »
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Last one to post in the old joke thread. First one to necro it unnecessarily #schooled
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1261 on: November 11, 2016, 10:25:38 am »
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Last one to post in the old joke thread. First one to necro it unnecessarily #schooled
Please do not double post. If you need to make another comment, edit your previous post.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1262 on: November 11, 2016, 11:09:54 am »
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Please do not double post. If you need to make another comment, edit your previous post.
I am putting you on a 48 hour post ban - please don't be silly on the forums.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1263 on: November 11, 2016, 12:07:15 pm »
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Please do not double post. If you need to make another comment, edit your previous post.
I wouldn't do that to Brenden lol.


Edit: Moderator action: Merged the old with the new. ;)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1264 on: November 11, 2016, 12:31:41 pm »
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I am putting you on a 48 hour post ban - please don't be silly on the forums.
Please keep all the posts on this thread relevant to its topic. If you have any personal quarrels or further questions, feel free to either send a PM or create a new thread.

I am only responding to brenden publicly to ensure that the message is passed on.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1265 on: November 11, 2016, 12:42:54 pm »
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Please keep all the posts on this thread relevant to its topic. If you have any personal quarrels or further questions, feel free to either send a PM or create a new thread.

I am only responding to brenden publicly to ensure that the message is passed on.
I know this is a place for jokes, so I feel bad saying something that I am not joking about:

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1266 on: November 11, 2016, 01:15:49 pm »
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I know this is a place for jokes, so I feel bad saying something that I am not joking about:

I am coming for you Swagadaktal. I am coming for you.

inb4 Swagadaktal says that threat is a joke
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1267 on: November 11, 2016, 03:37:56 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1268 on: November 11, 2016, 04:55:36 pm »
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my all time favourite meme


edit: we did it boys xD
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1269 on: November 11, 2016, 08:19:36 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1270 on: November 11, 2016, 08:28:17 pm »
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^ me, everytime I walk up the stairs at my place.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1271 on: November 17, 2016, 06:08:11 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1272 on: November 23, 2016, 02:30:36 pm »
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Don't open unless you want to read a crappy joke
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1273 on: November 30, 2016, 12:14:55 am »
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This thread was actually brought back!!!?? How lovely.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1274 on: December 03, 2016, 10:43:19 pm »
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A few jokes from bored panda's list of puns.



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