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Corrupt a wish
« on: August 14, 2016, 11:58:42 am »
So since this is getting a little quiet, then maybe it's time for a new game.   ;)
Be careful of what you wish for.

*FallingStar makes an evil laugh

Now, this game is called corrupt a wish (also a game I've seen being played in other forums). So what you do is that you grant the wish of the person above you, but you corrupt such that it is different to how the person above you intend it to be. Just keep your wishes and you wish corruptions within the constraints of the forum rules.

Note: If your user is in my examples, then I hope you don't mind me using them (hypothetical examples)
example
FallingStar: I wish I had $250,000
insanipi: Granted, but that's life insurance from your favourite relatives. I wish I wasn't an old man. (I know, you're the complete opposite of an old man so... yeah)
conic curve: Granted. You turn into an old woman. I wish I had an expensive car.

Moderator Edit: This game is phenomenal
Moderator edit: Brilliant idea! ;D
User Edit: Bonus points for funny wish corruptions.

So here we go:
I wish I can fly.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2016, 06:51:54 pm by FallingStar »

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2016, 12:30:07 pm »

I wish I can fly.

You're flying. You can't stop. You can never slow down or control your direction. Enjoy your lifetime of flying aimlessly.

I wish I could speak every language on earth,
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2016, 12:56:00 pm »
You're flying. You can't stop. You can never slow down or control your direction. Enjoy your lifetime of flying aimlessly.

I wish I could speak every language on earth,

Well... You can speak every language on earth, but you cannot read, nor write any of them.

I wish I was still in primary school.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2016, 06:00:19 pm by FallingStar »

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2016, 01:06:49 pm »
Well... You can speak every language on earth, but you cannot read, not write any of them.

I wish I was still in primary school.

You're stuck below the foundation of a primary school.

I wish I was the fittest man on Earth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2016, 01:30:29 pm »
You're stuck below the foundation of a primary school.

I wish I was the fittest man on Earth.


You're the only man on Earth.

I wish I had photographic memory
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2016, 02:10:47 pm »

You're the only man on Earth.

I wish I had photographic memory

You see your dad in the shower 😖😖😖😖
You can never forget it

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2016, 04:31:26 pm »
You see your dad in the shower 😖😖😖😖
You can never forget it

I wish I could live for ever

But be extremely lonely

I wish I could dance
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2016, 04:34:12 pm »
But be extremely lonely

I wish I could dance

So you can, but you can only twerk, and you can never stop  8)

I wish I had a kebab

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2016, 04:45:29 pm »
So you can, but you can only twerk, and you can never stop  8)

I wish I had a kebab

But you're vegan, so you have to throw away everything except for the salad

I wish I had unlimited money
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2016, 04:56:04 pm »
But you're vegan, so you have to throw away everything except for the salad

I wish I had unlimited money

You have all the money in the world, and so no-one else as any. As such, the world reverts to a bargain-based economy, and your money becomes meaningless.

I wish I had a pet
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2016, 06:44:10 pm »
You have all the money in the world, and so no-one else as any. As such, the world reverts to a bargain-based economy, and your money becomes meaningless.

I wish I had a pet

Your pet is a Dogo Argentino, which is an Argentinian fighting dog. A member of the public has reported your dog since it has attacked some children playing in the streets. Your dog has been declared dangerous and menacing by your city council and you get fined $5,500 for failure to control the dog. Since you can't afford to pay the fine, the court orders the dog to be put down. Now, you are burdened by grief. (long, made up story. Pretty sure you won't do that)

I wish I have the brains of Albert Einstein.



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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2016, 07:25:07 pm »
Your pet is a Dogo Argentino, which is an Argentinian fighting dog. A member of the public has reported your dog since it has attacked some children playing in the streets. Your dog has been declared dangerous and menacing by your city council and you get fined $5,500 for failure to control the dog. Since you can't afford to pay the fine, the court orders the dog to be put down. Now, you are burdened by grief. (long, made up story. Pretty sure you won't do that)

I wish I have the brains of Albert Einstein.
You can't get a brain transplant and resort to simply displaying AE's brain over your fireplace. People stop visiting you because that's weird. You're just as smart as before, but with less friends. Congratulations. ;)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2016, 07:42:33 pm »
You can't get a brain transplant and resort to simply displaying AE's brain over your fireplace. People stop visiting you because that's weird. You're just as smart as before, but with less friends. Congratulations. ;)

I wish I could ace all my exams, effortlessly.

But they'd be written in an ancient language. :P

I wish I could sleep like a baby.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2016, 07:46:49 pm »
But they'd be written in an ancient language. :P

I wish I could sleep like a baby.

You do sleep like a baby, but you also walk like one and eat like one. Therefore, you cannot satisfy your cravings for a walk to the fridge to get chocolate, and instead have to wait for your mumma to bring you pear puree.

I wish I lived in France.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2016, 09:28:00 pm »
You do sleep like a baby, but you also walk like one and eat like one. Therefore, you cannot satisfy your cravings for a walk to the fridge to get chocolate, and instead have to wait for your mumma to bring you pear puree.

I wish I lived in France.

You live in France, but you are only able to eat Tête de Veau (Beef brains) for the rest of your life  ;)

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